The Salvaged Hero

Chapter one

A day in the life

(After TUE no PP)

"A good way to keep sane in a house of ghost hunters is to decide that you don't care what society thinks of you, I mean it doesn't matter if you are smart, pretty, nice, loving, fat, gay, black, Jewish, Amish, or attracted to chickens, if you live in a home where the income comes from devices that are made to hunt ghosts people are going to think you are crazy and evil."

"DANNY LOOK OUT," Jazz screamed as a green buzz saw blade burst through the window and flew at Danny's head.

Danny calmly lowered his head letting the blade fly by and land in the wall and finished sending a text to Sam and Tucker to meet him at Tuckers house. He calmly looked up, "Buzz saws this week, well that's new," he said as he got up "Is it bad that I'm desensitized to my own imminent doom or dismemberment at my parents hands" he thought idly.

"Danny did you see that my new Fenton saw fly that dang Ghost Boy won't know what cut him up and the good news is that this will give us our first incision for when we do very painful experiments on his ghostly corpse," Jack said as he burst through the front door, "even though I need to work on the target system because like everything else we set up it targets you," he mused.

"Yeah yeah you're going to cut me up then dissect me and do a bunch of painful things blah blah blah, I wonder what's for dinner," Danny thought as he tuned his dad out and put on his shoes. "Let's see today is Friday so Tucker has to be home early so looks like a game day at Sam's"

"Well guys I'm off," Danny said as he started for the door.

"Danny rember to be back early tomorrow we are doing obstacle courses," Jack said as he attempted to pry the blade out of the wall.

"Sure," Danny replied as he left. "Ever since he got the idea of training the next generation of ghost hunters he been nuts about those but at least they are kind of fun," Danny mused as he started jogging to Tucker's house to meet with his friends. Suddenly a blue wisp of smoke came out of Danny's mouth, "Let's see it has been two weeks since Ember's last visit so Skulker next to come out, it's so sad that they get so predictable," He mused as he hoped over a newspaper that was laying on the ground and turned down a alleyway narrowly avoiding the snare that snapped from under the paper.

"Let's get this done," Danny said as a pair of rings appeared around his waist and split leaving him Danny Phantom. He shot up into the air and waited for whatever attack Skulker would use today.

"Whelp how did you dodge my trap," A deep voice called from behind Danny.

"This is the 18th time you've used that snare trick come on learn something new I'm bored of this," Danny whined as he turned and fired a Ectoblast at Skulker. The large ghost evaded to the left and got caught in a second blast from Danny. As he fell Danny quickly pulled out the Fenton Thermos and sucked the hunter up. "I win… again," Danny thought as he flew off to Sam's. "I wish there was something else I could do with my life," Danny thought bitterly as he flew on.


Hello this is Blackmoon456 this is a new start in some of my stories. I've restarted writing because a friend of mine decided after snooping on my computer demanding that I post these before he is forced to unleash hell on my poor soul in the form of a large acid spitting demon otter named john. So if you don't mind rate and review [please we look forward to your feedback.