Damnit! They're taking my laptop back tomorrow! ! I will die; I will kill myself, no technology all summer!
Roxas- *laughs*please shut up.
Me- Aw, you know I'm funny!*grins*
Roxas- No, you're boring.
Me- *gasps* Roxas! Liar!
Kairi- He's right though…
Me- Shut the fuck up, Kairi.*falcon-kicks*
Kairi- *dies on floor*
Me- Much better*wipes blood off of shoe*
Sora- Eeeee! Thank you female Roxy-person! Now I can be freely gay for Riku*tackles silverette*
Roxas- Maybe you should kick Xion too…*points to said girl*
Xion- *Glares* You wouldn't.
Me- Nonono, never! You're cool. But you need to stay away from Roxas, so you don't end up like Kairi*points to the possibly dead girl*
Axel- But Roku has always been mine… haven't you?*stares blonde down*
Roxas- Uhh…. Sure-I mean, yeah, I have. Always been yours.
Me- *coughliargigglesnortcough*
Axel- Roxy! Who else was there?
Naminè- Imma go now…*runs away*
Axel-*looks at blonde boy* Naminè, really? You liked her? I though you were homo too…
Roxas- *stutter stutter…* I am though. At least now I am….
Me- Do you guys have to talk about this now?*groans, then get an idea* how 'bout ya'll kiss and make-up? Or out, if you prefer*evil grin*
Olette- *gags* I need to leave. Enjoy your yaoi*shakes head at me and leaves*
Riku- We should go too. Don't let Axel rape Roxas*drags a dazed Sora away*
Roxas- Rape me? Rape me? RAPE ME? Axel!
Me- Riku has a big mouth when he does talk, huh Axie?
Roxas- Shut up! I might not be a virgin later and that is not what I had planned!
Axel- Aw, Roxas, but I love you. Don't ya love me too?
Roxas- Yeah, b-b-but…*silenced by kiss*
Me- *goes bug-eyed* …Holy.
Axel- *remembers me and hops away* Sorry…
Roxas- *looks confused* wh-what…
Me- *sighs* fine, I leave…*grabs dead Kairi after setting up tiny video camera, then leaves*
Axel- *pounces on Roxas, unaware of camera* Roxy-boo! I love you!
Roxas- *faints*
I love the random convos with Kingdom Hearts characters. Don't you? wait, don't answer that… anyways, R&R please!
