Me no own.. haha

"That blasted man is so infuriating" you yelled angrily to yourself, scrubbing furiously at the burnt pan that no matter how hard you scrubbed, it never got any cleaner. "I swear it's alive and I bet it's in cahoots with that, that stupid... albeit sexy shopkeeper." you muttered childishly, throwing the sponge with a wet thud at the sink with a glare. For two hours you'd tried to scrub the damned thing. Two hours you've wasted while you could have been- "Stupid sexy shopkeeper, huh?" you froze as two lean arms wrapped around you tightly.

"Would it help if I said you were the sexiest shopkeeper in existence?" you said hurriedly as he gently started playing with your earlobe with his teeth. You leaned back into his warmth as you felt yourself relax under his skillful tongue. Suddenly with a start you had to catch your from falling backwards as he stepped back. With a wave of his fan and a cheery "Why thank you Name-chan!" the striped bastard was gone. That damned hat and clogs you thought indignantly. "That stupid green striped teasing bastard!" you moaned pathetically as you scowled with as much hatred as you could muster at the sink. It was Urahara's fault to begin with! He was the one who'd started molesting you while you were trying to make breakfast.

You wiped your hands down the front of your apron as you decided that you should just buy him a new one. Besides, you weren't going to let him tease you like that and get away with it. You grinned as you turned to look at the fridge an idea forming in your mind. Just last week you'd been innocently eating an ice cream before you were dragged into his room. You were pretty sure there were still some left in the freezer. That'd teach kisuske to tease you, you thought with a laugh.

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