Disclaimer- I don't own any of the cast of Doctor Who or the TARDIS, neither do I own Korea or any of the MASH cast but I do own my storyline, and Helateria and Koralys. Unless it's a real planet that I'm not aware of.

Prologue

The Doctor put his feet up on the console, with a cup of tea in his hand. Martha had not yet woken, so the ship was especially quiet. He had been thinking about their last adventure, the trip to New Earth. About the Face of Boe's last words to him, that he wasn't alone. Did that mean there was another Time Lord somewhere, roaming the universe like he is? Or did it just mean that Martha was there for him? Or perhaps..

"Morning! If you could call it that, anyway. Sorry about that, I was just so exhausted.. Hey, I thought this TARDIS was just this room!"

The doctor shrugged. "Bigger on the inside. So, where to next?"

"Hmmm…. No clue. What about you?"

"How about we pay a visit to Helateria? Great place. Phaung dynasty was my favourite, and there's this colossal wall around the main city, to stop invasion."

"Wait, this rings a bell. Did these guys copy China?"

"Nah, China copied them. But they got the location of the wall all wrong. So basically, the emperor at some point came over to Earth and decided to make it almost identical to his home. But my favourite province would have to be Koralys. I think he made Korea like Koralys. Not with much success, though. Korea went to war with each other before long. Pity, though. Beautiful countryside. All the more beautiful when it isn't being bombed."

"Hey, that war's ended now, right?"

"Yeah, but if we travel there now, it'd still be happening."

"So, what do you say?"

"No. War shouldn't be a form of entertainment."

"But Doctor, we wouldn't fight! We wouldn't enjoy the killing of people! We could help behind the scenes! We could mingle with the peacemakers! It'd be great!"

"No. Koralys is so much better. We could go there. Meet the locals without worrying about which side they're on. Wander through plains without stepping on landmines. Wouldn't that be so much more enjoyable? Koralys it is, then?"

"Yeah, Koralys it is.."

The TARDIS jolted, sending Martha to the floor. The Doctor kicked the console, as she got back up, and opened the door.

"Here we are! This is what Koralys looks like, then?"

The doctor ran to the door, with a look of confusion on his face.

"This isn't Koralys. What... Martha, what did you do?"

"I didn't do anything! What're you looking at me for?"

"This isn't Koralys. It's the Korean War."