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AN: The first 2 chapters are going to be focused mostly on

House M.D., just so you know. But worry not xxxholic fans there will be

plenty of xxxholic goodness later!!!!!!!

CHAPTER 1

"House!" screeched the voice of Doctor Lisa Cuddy, the Dean of Medicine at

Princeton Plainsboro teaching hospital It seemed that Doctor Gregory House, Head of

the Diagnostic Medicine Department of previously mentioned hospital was up to his

usual mischief.

Doctor House's head lifted slightly as his name was called and half turned to look

behind himself. His blue eyes widening a fraction to see none other than Doctor Cuddy

storming towards him, her white lab coat billowing somewhat behind her. He couldn't

help but notice the fact that Cuddy happened to be wearing a tight pink skirt that cut off

at about 3 inches above the knee and a skin tight very low cut blue sleeveless t-shirt. His

eyes traveled upwards to her head taking in the black curly bouncy hair framing her face.

But when he got a look at her face he grimaced and uttered a soft "Damn.".

Cuddy did not look happy. There was a grim set about her mouth and her nostrils

were flared. But the factor that proved it the most was her eyes. Her brown eyes were

hard and narrowed into such a heated glare, that you could almost see the fires of Hell

burning behind them. In House's humble opinion she looked damn well ready to castrate

him! So, deciding he didn't like the look on her face her elected to look *elsewhere*

when Cuddy came to a stop 3 feet away from him.

"House! Where do you think you're…?" She angrily began, when she noticed that

House wasn't even looking her in the eye! In fact he seemed to be staring at her breasts

again! "House!" she huffed in frustration, placing one hand on her hip and used her other

hand to grasp House's chin. As she lifted his heavily stubbed jaw forcing House to look

her in the eye she said, "I'm up here House."

"I know." House blinked innocently, as Cuddy sighed and dropped her hand. But

the moment she did House's eyes went back to her breasts. "But I like this view better."

House smirked.

"Damn it House stop playing games!" she glared at him again as she grabbed a

clipboard from the nearby nurses station to block House's *view*. "Be serious will you! I

was in the middle of -…" But she was cut off before she could begin her rant.

"But I'm always serious!" his eyes wide in fake shock. "When am I not?"

Cuddy looked dumbly at him.

"And really, it's not my fault! I'm a man after all! I can't help but stare when

there are breasts in front of me!" He gestured toward Cuddy's, chest that was now hidden

by the clipboard "And it's your own fault for wearing shirts like that!"

"What I wear is none of your business House! I came to-." But she was cut off by

House again.

"I mean really, if you don't want me staring then cover up! Unless…." House's

eyes narrowed observing Cuddy, "You dowant me to stare!" House's eye's widened in

fake surprise at the revelation.

Cuddy's eyes widened as a faint blush crossed her cheeks. "I DO NOT!" Cuddy

denied vehemently.

House raised an eyebrow at the denial. "Right," he drawled sarcastically, rolling

his eyes at her, "keep telling your self that." He smirked.

"Damn it House! Stop trying to stall! I want to know what you were doing

before!" Cuddy glared at him again.

"Looking at your breasts?"

"Before that!" Cuddy sighed exasperatedly gesturing toward the doors. "I want to

know where the HELL you think your going!" she yelled.

"Uh…. Duh, home. Incase you forgot this is my usual clock out time." He said

glancing at his watch. "Now that I mention it a new episode of one of my shows starts in

an hour, I gotta go." He said as he turned and limped away leaning heavily on his cane as

he hefted his back pack more securely on his shoulder.

"House! I'm not done with you yet!" she yelled at his retreating figure. "Get back

here this instant! ……. House!"

"What?" House wined turning back to her. "I told you where I was going. What

else do you want from me?!" he said dejectedly as Cuddy led them to her office, 'so that

she could yell at me more privately.' House thought.

"Nothing!" she growled.

"But if I haven't done any-.." he started to protest.

"That's the problem! You haven't done a damn thing in 3 days!" she yelled

slamming her fist on her desk.

Just then the door opened and in walked doctor James Wilson Head of the

Oncology department and mutual friend of both House and Cuddy. In his hand was a

large orange/brown envelope. As he was looking between the 2 he noticed the tense

atmosphere in the room. "Did I come at a bad time?" he asked his eyes shifting nervously

between one and the other.

END CHAPTER 1

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