A/N: I'm back again! As promised, here's the third fic in my 'Not Anymore' series! But first things first, yet another haiku-disclaimer:

I am not Mister

Riordan so I do not

own Percy Jackson :)

Woo! I am on a roll! :D So yeah, feel free to check out my other two fics in this series, 'YouTube? Not Anymore!' and 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore!'. Please review; your criticism and suggestions are totally appreciated! Enjoy! :D

Peace out,

~silentwolf111


AND NOW, PROUDLY PRESENTING...

FANFICTION? NOT ANYMORE...

PROLOGUE

HEPHAESTUS'S POV

Well, well! I have done it again! Once more, I have discovered another incredible mortal invention; the amazing world of FanFiction!

I sat in my throne, listening to the other gods complaining about cancelling their YouTube accounts (A/N: From my last fanfic, 'YouTube? Not Anymore!'), just itching to announce my discovery to everyone else.

"So now what are we supposed to do for fun?" Apollo whined.

I looked up from my throne. It was now or never.

"Well, actually, there's something I've been meaning to tell you," I confessed.

Everyone looked at me, eager to hear what I'd discovered this time.

"I've come across something so spectacular, so amazing! Gods and goddesses, behold the magical world of FanFiction!" I announced.

The throne room was silent for a minute.

"Fan what?" Aphrodite asked.

"FanFiction! You know, that mortal site where people publish their writing? It's lots of fun!" I said.

Apollo sat up straight.

"Wait, did you say people publish their writing? As in poetry?" he said, his grin growing wider.

I held up my hands.

"Don't get so excited just yet! Your writing has to do with existing mortal books, movies, TV shows, that kind of thing."

Apollo crossed his arms, a pouty look on his face.

"Mortal books, you say? Like Harry Potter?" Athena said, smiling.

Poseidon rolled his eyes.

"What is it with you and that Potter boy? Seriously, woman!" he said.

Athena glared at him. Uh-oh.

"Yes, Athena. Just like that," I said quickly before things could get ugly. "And you guys get to create accounts with cool usernames again! But why don't we just use our YouTube usernames to avoid any confusion?"

This caused glares from everyone else.

"You mean our old usernames. Before you changed them," Zeus said. (A/N: Chapter 22 of YouTube? Not Anymore!)

Oh, yeah… I forgot about that.

"Either one is fine with me," I said. "Anyway, here's what the site looks like."

I turned my laptop around so everyone could see.

"Let me see it," Athena said, grabbing my laptop from me.

She clicked on the "Books" section in the browsing category, and her eyes grew wide.

"Percy Jackson and the Olympians?" she said, her voice wavering.

Everyone gasped.

"WHAT! A mortal must have seen through the mist! Oh, no!" Zeus cried.

"But it looks like it's very popular since it's very high on the list," Athena said.

The gods sighed.

"Oh, we're famous! Great. Carry on," Zeus said.

"Whoa, whoa, wait. If those books talk about us, that means I can publish stuff all about me! YES!" Apollo said, pumping his fist.

"And so can I," Artemis said, glancing at him with a smile.

Oh, gods. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all. I wonder what will happen when Artemis discovers fics that pair her up with… certain mortals.

Well, at least they look pretty excited about the idea. That's a good thing! Right?


End note: So, do you want to read more? Yes? No? Well, I'm still going to give you more anyway! :P Stay tuned!