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Warning: Rushness; Grammar; OOCness; Yaoi; Lemon; swearing; repetitiveness (I'm a repetitive person) and anything you notice that isn't on this list but is on this list.

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Main Characters:

Zoro is a swordsman willing to kill when he has to and is known as a demon by many for what he has done. Although he is called a demon, he had been brought up well and will refuse to kill in the presence of women and children who he will also save if he feels like it.
He gets quite irritable quickly and will only try to hold it in if it's women and children. He's never been interested in women or men sexually and hasn't thought about it but still he is a young growing boy and still has tendancies to react or think someone is pretty.
He also has a strong will and will not break promises or go back on them, he tends to like to see things through until the end.

Sanji is full of himself. He has a high attitude and looks down at others. Everything to him is merely his plaything. Except for women, he loves women and has the highest respect for them but because of his respect for them he has not bedded any women mainly because none as interested him but this doesn't stop him from being perverted and making out with them. He prefers women over men but won't hesitate to flirt with men either just to toy with them, if a man interests him he wont hesitate at all. He's straight forward and not afraid of it. He's grown up a sheltered life (why?) and doesn't know right nor wrong, that even inappropiate touching is normal for him.
He's reasonably calm but can easily lose his temper when things don't go as he plans, his cool exterior can also falter when he's surprised but will quickly regain himself.

Chapter one: Unexpected events


The wind blew gently, dancing through the trees and around the leaves, rustling them as it went by. Cherry blossoms fell from their branches, flying with the wind, twirling and dancing around a beautiful, long blonde haired woman.
She walked gracefully in her red and white traditional dress, her head held high and her crystal blue eyes forward.

She came to a halt, her footsteps stopping as she watched a group of bandits stumble out of the forest and into the path at front of her.
"Ah! Young miss…Where are you heading?" Spoke one of the men who noticed her as they had come out.
She bowed ever so slightly, her eyes still watching them as her pink lips curled upwards and into a smile.
"Sirs," She greeted them, "I am heading to a small village, north west of the Kingdom to look for my relatives."
They all faintly blushed at her smile. "Ah! What a beautiful lady!" They cried.
"No, no," She fairly laughed a beautiful melody, "I am nothing compared to many others" She smiled yet again, confidence written all over her face.
The men laughed. "Our eyes have seen all the many and you are a beauty indeed!"

She chuckled lightly at the obvious flirting and pick up lines. How uncreative.
They began to walk to her slowly, smirks upon their faces, their kind smiles finally vanished and their true intent began to show.
The woman sensed this and begun to step backwards; fear creeping up her spine. She knew and she understood that look that caused her to fear for her life. She didn't have to think too much on it; she knew she had to escape.
"Sirs, I thank you, but please-" She stumbled backwards, tripping over a small pebble and falling to the ground with a soft thud. She was scared, so scared and now they were all close to her, surrounding her.

She tried to scuffle backwards on her hands and feet, trying to keep a distance from the stronger men, she turned as quickly as possible and begun to crawl away on her hands and knees, ignoring the pain of the ground as she struggled in her dress, her attempts to get away didn't last long as one of the males had picked her up swiftly and thrown her over his broad shoulders.
"We're going to have fun with this one!"
"Shouldn't we take her to big brother?"
"She is a beauty; he might want to wed her!"
"Tsk! What he doesn't know won't hurt him!"
"No we shouldn't! He would find out!"

The man held her by her legs and waist, carrying her like an empty sack.
In the end, they had decided to take her back to the camp for their leader, they were certain he would want to wed her and hopefully they would get a reward out of it. Maybe a banquet? Or a bag of gold where they can spend it on the finest women for the night? Either reward sounded blissful, especially the latter.

The man carrying her couldn't help but laugh at her futile attempts to injure him with her fists against his back, but alas, her hits did nothing, instead, the man could say it was like a light massage and would have been wonderful without the screaming.
"Help! Help!"
The women continued her actions and screams, yelling to the skies and the forest, hoping anyone would hear her calls but sadly there was rarely anyone travelling to and fro from the kingdom and elsewhere during this time of year.

"So noisy…" mumbled a green haired man as he sat up on a branch of a tree, rubbing his eyes and yawning to the sky. He had been travelling for a long time from his small quiet little village across the country and to the busy kingdom in hopes of joining the upcoming tournament and being dubbed the greatest swordsman by the King and Prince himself, but although he was close to his destination, and very early, he had gotten tired and thought he'd have a deserved rest, out of sight and out of reach from others, but his sleep had been disturbed by screams and laughter.

He looked down at the source of the noise; it had been a group of stupid bandits.
How pointless.
He looked them over one by one, it wasn't unusual to see bandits, so he was going to go back to sleep, but what they currently had, piqued his interest.
His heart skipped a beat, almost jumping out of his chest, his eyes widening.
It was a woman; a beautiful stunning one...like no other he had seen before.
'Beautiful!' He screamed in his mind. Someone as beautiful at that at the mercy of bandits never meant anything good, he obviously had to do the right thing and help her.
The man took out one of his three swords, and turned it so he could strike with it's blunt side; in the presence of a woman, he refused to kill. He jumped down from his spot and landed quietly on his feet and ran to them. He struck them all before they could react to his presence, giving them the element of surprise.

"Let the woman go, can't you see? She does not want to go with you" He grinned a devils grin "Or do I have to kill you?"
"NO!" The women shouted, her captor holding her tightly as he swung her to face the swordsman as the bandits got themselves up from the surprise.
He readied his sword once again, ready to fight with the bandits. His sword clashed with their swords, but unlike them, the green haired swordsman only countered their attacks, striking them in non-vital places.
The leader of the group roughly threw the woman up in the air and thrust his own knife towards the swordsman. The green haired man dodged him easily and grabbed his wrist tightly, pulling him towards him and hitting him in the side with his swords handle before letting him fall to the ground, groaning in pain.

The swordsman jumped, grabbing the woman as she fell back down and landing softly; he held her safely in his arms as he watched the bandits run away, retreating with their tails between their legs. Once he thought it was all safe for her, he carefully placed her down on the ground and smiled softly to her; his voice as gentle as possible.
"Are you okay Miss?"
"Why did you save me you damn Marimo!?" the women yelled, her face contorted in anger. The words had spilled out of her mouth before she had knew it, but she didn't regret it.
"Ma…rimo…?" The green haired swordsman mumbled, shocked at the name. The words and actions of the woman had surprised him, he had expected a big hug from the woman, maybe even screaming praises for saving him and even a reward for the trouble. He would be really grateful if the reward was some food or a place to kip for the night.
But alas, he was rewarded with ungratefulness and an insult to his hair?
He felt the anger boiling inside him but he pushed it down as much as he could as after all it was a women and he was taught to be polite.
He gritted out with a smile still on his face, "Who are you calling your saviour a Marimo?! Shouldn't you be a little bit thankful?!" Despite the smile, his voice dripped with anger.
"Oh thank you, my shitty algae hero…for giving me more trouble!" The women stomped her feet, and began to walk in the same direction the thieves had escaped in, in a hurried pace.
"The hell?! Are you trying to be raped and killed?!" He shouted after her.
The women didn't look back, but had instead flipped her finger at him.
He pulled a disgusted face at her attitude before sighing and putting his sword away; back beside his other two.
He grumbled to himself, that woman was seriously asking for a death wish. He saved her once and he wasn't going to do it again.
Stupid aggressive, ungrateful witch.

He looked in the direction he had originally been heading towards -the kingdom- and then back into the direction the woman was going- a small village of the east, or was it the west? Maybe the North or South? 'Oh that doesn't matter!'
He sighed yet again. A nagging feeling pressuring him. He really couldn't leave her now could he? He wasn't really in a rush, so maybe a detour wasn't too bad.
He glanced around one more time before lightly jumping into the forest and into the trees, hopping from branch to branch as he finally caught up to her, chuckling to himself at the sight.
It seemed she had started running at some point, probably hoping to catch up to the bandits, which was pointless. They had been long gone, and possibly running through the forest to hide their tracks more considering they were bandits.

He noticed that she was having trouble running in her high heels and long dress; she had lifted it up so she wouldn't trip over it, but that didn't matter nor help if she couldn't run in those shoes. He watched as her foot twisted to the side, causing her to lose her balance and fall. Without hesitation, he immediately jumped out and down to her side where he caught her in his arms once again.
"Marimo!" The woman gasped in surprise.
"My name is Zoro," He helped her stand upright and back on her feet. "Why do you insist on chasing those bandits?"
"Many women have disappeared whilst travelling to and fro from the Kingdom. I am trying to find and save them. I had myself captured so I could be taken to their leader and punish him! But you just had to ruin everything!"
"And what do you think you'll be able to do up against a bandit clan, Miss?"
"More than you can do with that sword of yours, shitty swordsman"
"I handle my swords pretty well, Miss"
"You barely did anything to them!"
"I don't kill in front of women. But either way, you called for help and I helped."
"I didn't expect anyone to actually help!"
Zoro sighed for what felt like the umpteenth time today. This woman really was too much trouble and it was ever so slightly starting to regret this.
"Miss, just let me take you back to the Kingdom, you will be much safer and I can be on my way." But he still persisted since he had decided to help her.
"No!" She stormed off once again.
He continued to walk behind her, continuing their conversation.
"For a lady, you're quite persistent and ill mannered."
"Only because I've met you"
"Miss, it is polite to say your name when someone tells you theirs"
"How long do you intend to follow me for?" She avoided his sentence, getting quite irritated with his presence.
He sighed once again; it was killing him to be this polite to her.
"Since you really refuse to go back to the kingdom, I'll help you with those bandits"
The woman turned and glared at him, flicking her hair. She was looking him up and down, and then smiled. The smile sent shivers down Zoro's spine but he didn't know why, he just knew that smile didn't mean anything good.
"Okay." Her answer was short and simple, but behind the smile lay a plan and many, many thoughts.
He coughed, looking away from her, the conversation died and she continued to walk whilst he was behind her at a slow pace, his hand placed on his sword handle in preparation for any ambush. She walked calmly and gracefully, her head was held high again, as if the incident before had not happened. They had walked until the sun was beginning to set and yet they still had a few miles left to walk; the swordsman stopped and looked up, gazing at the many colours in the sky cause by the setting sun. Soon it would be dark and the vision of the path and the forest would be less visible to a point you wouldn't be able to tell which way was what.

"We should rest for tonight unless you feel like getting lost"
The woman looked at him, her eyes stern. She nodded. "Yes, let's rest"
She glowered slightly, thinking that she would have been at that bandits camp saving those missing women by now if it wasn't for this marimo.
Not noticing the her mood, Zoro continued.
"We'll go into the forest and camp there tonight, then tomorrow morning we'll head into that small village and ask if anyone knows where the bandit clan is located."
"Sounds like a good enough plan considering you ruined my original."
Zoro sweat dropped, this woman really was difficult to deal with, and she just knew how to annoy him. Worst of all, she just didn't know how to let things go...

"Follow me…" He mumbled, lazily pointing towards the direction he wanted to go in.
He took the woman away from the path they had been following and into the forest to a nice spot where he could build a fire for the night
He pointed to her, and down to the ground, silently telling her to stay there and be silent. He quietly left and began to look around the area, just to see if it was really safe and no one else was around. Moments later he came back to her, feeling quite lucky that there was a lake not too far. It was so lucky since he had been running out of water, so now he finally had refilled his bottles. He looked at the woman, and smiled yet again.

"You should go bathe yourself, there's a lake just behind those trees and bushes. Scream if anything happens to you and I'll come immediately to protect you…"
"I don't need your shitty protection dumbass…"
Zoro's happiness was shattered and his anger immediately showed again, he wanted to swear at her and put her attitude straight, he was just trying to be nice and she threw it back in his face.
He waited until she was gone before he began to gather twigs and branches for firewood to create a little fire, just enough to warm them both for the night.

He dug through his bag and took out some meat he had caught earlier that day. It wasn't much but he guessed it was enough to last them for probably 2 or 3 days.
He sat by the campfire, enjoying the warmth before he began to set a homemade rotator from twigs so he could cook the meat. He glanced at the items from his bag one more, looking at the blankets then looking at the spare robes he had for himself. He didn't have a lot of clothes, but neither did that woman, and with the dress she had, she would need to wash the dirt off of it. Maybe he could give her one of the spare robes just until they reach the small village where they can buy more. It might be a little big, but with her slim figure she could wrap it around a couple of times and tighten it and it should be fine. Maybe.
He put the food back in his bag, and picked up the robe. He would give her the clothes, just a quick drop off as to not disturb her and then then cook the food.

He headed through the bushes, ready to leave it and go, but at the last second, he ducked down and watched, gazing at her bare back.
He didn't mean to peep it just kind of happened. Was there even a right time?
As he watched, he noticed that her long hair had actually been short but that wasn't unusual, many he had seen actually wore wigs to make their hair look longer.
His eyes continued to look at her, travelling up and down her body, following her curves and memorising it in his mind.
She had a perfect unmarked skin-from what he could see- a bouncy round ass and a slim figure. He felt attracted to her and this was a new feeling he couldn't describe and yet his body could as he felt himself getting aroused from the sight.

In the moonlight, she looked so perfect but seemed like she didn't belong her.
Maybe she was an angel. It could explain her golden hair and her beautiful skin and slender long limbs.

He watched as she began to turn around in the water, the glow of the moon moving as well, he gulped, anticipating what he would see.
He blinked.
Shouldn't that be something a male should have?
In shocked, he suddenly jumped up from the bushes, his finger pointing at the body in the water.
"You're a man?!"
The man in the water looked up, eyes wide in surprise but he gained his composure.
"You're peeping?"
"No! I came to give you some clothes so you could wash your dress!"
"And you just happened to sit in a bush and watch me bathe?"
"I did no such fucking thing!"
Zoro gulped. The women had actually been a man and right now he wished the man would at least have the decency to hide himself. The saddest part of all was that Zoro was still reacting to the person and it was beginning to get really uncomfortable.
The blonde was still just as beautiful as a man; said man walked through the water and towards Zoro, chuckling slightly.
"And you couldn't wait to give me the clothes? Why not before telling me to go have a bath? Or is it because you thought I was a woman and as a male, your urges were to watch me?"
"The real pervert is the crosser dresser here!" Zoro shouted in self defence, his face getting redder and his pulse increasing in speed. He shifted his body side to side, his gaze anywhere else but the blonde now. The blonde smirked, having noticed from a short distance away.
"Or is it you, Mr. Pervert? For it seems you like what you see, whether woman or not…"
Zoro could feel his face heating up more than it should have been possible. He stomped off back to their camp in a hurried pace and immediately started cooking the meat, letting all previous thoughts vanish from his mind.

The blonde arrived back at the camp not too long after Zoro and was dressed in the spare clothes that he had been given. A smirk still plastered upon his face and his head tilted up slightly as he locked down at Zoro.
"My name is Sanji."
Zoro looked up at Sanji, noticing he had not put the wig back on but his hair still remained blonde and a side fringe that still covered his left eye.
He looked away and continued to cook the meat for their dinner tonight.
Sanji walked quietly, closer to Zoro and leaned down to him.
"Are you still turned on?"

Zoro felt the warmth of his breath on his ear. A blush creeped up on his face, he twisted his head abruptly to look at Sanji and confront him, but the man wasn't close behind him as he had thought.
Had he imagined it?
Sanji still wore a smirk on his face, his eyes also smiling; he was reading his expression loving the sight before him in amusement as Zoro turned crimson.
"Fuck you" Zoro glared at the blond before turning back around to the meat and continued to cook another one.
"Vulgar language? You weren't like that earlier, I could even say you were polite, miss this, miss that…"
"That's because I thought you were a woman." Zoro growled lightly.
"Disappointed?"
"As if" Zoro growled louder.

Sanji left it at the that, quietly eyeing the green haired man up. He was quite handsome, a good build, sharp features and a nice tan.
He leaned past Zoro and grabbed one of the cooked meats, he took a bite of it. He ate his quickly and neatly and when he was done, he walking to the blankets and laid one out on the ground beside the fire.
"I guess you should have stayed a woman with all your makeup and long hair, at least it drew attention away from your eyebrows" Zoro mumbled with a mouth full as he devoured his meat.
Sanji blinked, was the stupid swordsman insulting his eyebrows? He grinned and bared with it, letting it slide, a smirk creeping up his face.
"Maybe I should have continued with that act, you enjoyed it but does it matter? For this look turned you on too..."
Zoro snapped his head, looked up as he sensed how close the blonde suddenly was, it was the same feeling as earlier. How was that possible?
"For a swords man, you shouldn't let down your guard…"

Sanji slipped his hand down the swords mans trousers squeezing his lower regions.
"Ngh!" Zoro grunted in surprise, dropping the rest of his food onto the ground.
When had Sanji reached down there? Not that it wasn't hard to...He always wore his robe loose like this but this scene right now was just insane. It was down right obvious that one shouldn't do this to someone, let alone another male!
Sanji rubbed his thumb over his slit, whispering into his ear "Only a few squeezes and you're already leaking pre-cum…"
Zoro could hear the smirk on Sanji's face, he wanted to push Sanji away from him, and yell at the blonde for such an inappropriate touch to his lower half, but all he could do was moan, falling back into the blond's chest, leaning on it. His body just wasn't responding to the screaming in his head.
"Does it feel good?" A twist.
"hmph!" A pull.
"Ah!" A squeeze.
Sanji lifted up his other hand, and allowed it to roam around the green haired mans chest, his nails trailing around occasionally before playing with the mans nipples.
"Your skin is so smooth, and beautiful…" Zoro could feel Sanji lips against his neck as he spoke.
Zoro lifted his hand to his mouth and stifled his moans, closing his eyes. God it felt so fucking good, but if he continued to let his voice out, Sanji would win, he could feel that smirk grow and he could feel the amusement radiate from the man behind him.

Sanji was indeed smirking, practically from ear to ear.
The way Zoro moaned and thrived in his arms, made Sanji enjoy the control he had over him, sort of like a puppet and he was the puppeteer.
He watched as Zoro threw his head back once more. He continued with his actions, stroking up and down, increasing the speed and tightening his grip.
"ngh sh-shit!"
Zoro breathed heavily as he slumped against the man behind him.
"You already came? But the games just begun, do you want to feel more?" Sanji snickered, his hands travelling further.
Zoro snapped his eyes open and rammed his elbow into Sanji's side, knocking the wind out of the blonde.
Sanji's eyes widened in surprise and pain as he fell backwards into the dirt, he grabbed at his side in pain.
Zoro stood up, sorting out his robe to cover himself fully.
"Go to hell! Perverted shit-head!"
He stomped away and towards the direction of the lake.
He couldn't believe what had happened. How had he let that perverted vile creature touch him in such a sinful way?
It was embarassing, he should have fought back!
He stripped himself down and walked into the lake to clean himself.
His thoughts went back to it, he sliced through the air as if ridding the image that floated in his mind.
He had certainly found a troublesome person, no, not a person, a cross dressing, perverted curlybrow prettyboy...it would be better to stay away from the man and leave him, tomorrow morning he would be on his way.

Sanji breathed calmly and blinked at the direction of the green haired man.
A smile cracked on his face, slowly widening.
"Ahaha! Haha!" Laughter erupted from his voice and rang through the forest.

Sanji was quite pleased to have met Zoro, he had found his sheltered life boring, he had the wealth, the women and a perfect laid back life.
He was pleased with the womans company, flirting and talking to them, nothing more than that though. He has a high respect for woman then sleeping with them disrespected them, he just got to look at them. But they weren't enough for him. They were so easy to read, so predictable and loud.
They never piqued his interest. So it was still a bore in his whole boring life, that was until he had heard there was a problem surrounding the citizens, especially the women, he decided to take matter's into his own hands. So, he dressed up, snuck out and away from the guards to solve the issue and his boredom. Everything had been going to plan, until meeting that stupid swordsman.

But now, Sanji couldn't complain that he was bored, Zoro, being quite unpredictable, had made his life interesting. This was the first time nothing went as he calculated today and this was all because of that swordsman.

Zoro had now piqued his interest.


Start of a new story, I honestly don't know how it's going. So your guess is as good as mine.

Edited 7/11/13