Title: HP's Tardy

Disclaimer: I don't own ANYTHING! Isn't it sad? By the way, this is my first FanFiction story EVER!

Our story starts as we follow Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Malfoy through the unfamiliar part of the castle to Potions class. Hopefully they're not tardy…

Harry: Where ARE we?

Ron: I don't like it here, Harry. I've never seen this part of the castle before!

Hermione: Don't worry, Ron. I'm sure we will find our way to Potions. Anyway, what is the worst that could happen?

Ron: Don't you know that when you say that, something really does happen bad?

Malfoy: Pull yourself together, Weasley. You can't tell me that this part of the castle doesn't look a big familiar. Besides, wizards are supposed to be fearless. Some wizard YOU are.

Hermione: Even wizards have fears, Malfoy. Or have you forgotten that?

Hermione gives Draco the DEATH STARE! Dun dun dunnnn! (Evil music)

Harry: Okay, people. If we want to get to Potions…hey wait. Do we REALLY want to get to Potions? I mean all we do is stare at that Scumbag all class.

Malfoy: He is not a scumbag! He is Slytherin's Head Master, or have you forgotten?

Harry and Malfoy give each other the DEATH STARE! Dun dun dunnnn! (again with the music?)

Ron: Hey! Look!

They come to see a HUGE statue of Dumbledore. Why is it there? Where are they? Is Snape really pissed because they're late?

Malfoy: Oh great. That's JUST the person I wanted to see while being stuck in this big fricken stupid castle.

Hermione: You're not making things any easier, just complaining all the time.

Harry: This is ridiculous…

Hermione: Would everyone just SHUT UP so I could concentrate? Geez…

Malfoy: All right you filthy little Mudblood, where are we then?

Hermione: Mudblood? Maybe I SHOULDN'T guide us out, huh? If you want to get out, STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Malfoy: (under his breath) stupid Mudblood…

Hermione gives him the death stare once more! Dun dun…. Okay that's getting old.

Ron: Can't we just do that stupid "getting together is peace and harmony" thing?

Malfoy, Hermione, and Harry: No!

Ron: Hey, I tried!

Ron shrugs.

They suddenly hear a rumbling in the distance followed by a loud shout.

"WHERE ARE THEY?! THEY BETTER NOT COME NOW OR I'LL TURN THEM INTO MONKEYS!"

Harry: Oh shit! SNAPE!

They all look at each other is pure terror. (Even Malfoy!)

Ron: (in his little scaredy-cat way) What do we do?!

Malfoy: Knowing Snape, if we go now, he WILL turn us into monkeys! Why did I follow you guys in the first place? Why didn't I follow Crabbe and Goyle? Oh mommy….

Hermione: Malfoy! Get a hold of yourself!

Harry: Hey! What's this?

Harry finds a piece of paper on the ground, picks it up, and unfolds it carefully. Harry looks at the paper in pure terror.

Hermione: What's wrong Harry?

Harry: Uh….uh…..uhhh……oh shit…

Ron: What's wrong?

Harry: Umm…well…oh shit….

Malfoy: What is it?!?!

Harry looks up at them in pure terror once more.

Harry: It's the map of the castle. It shows exactly how to get to every classroom: including Potions.

They just stare at each other in pure terror (AGAIN!) and suddenly run away screaming down the halls "Oh shit!" and "God save us!"

You don't want to know the end. Let's just say they go from Hogwarts to the Local Zoo….

R+R please! Keep in Mind that it's my first one EVER!