A Harry Potter Story

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Chapter: 1

A/N: Alright here goes. I really just wanted to write something and this popped into my mind. If it sucks I understand completely. If it doesn't… woo hoo! By the way, the people and their yami's are separate. (Ex: Yugi and Yami are two separate people) Well you don't want to hear me babble on the whole day so onto the story!

Disclaimer: DON'T SUE MEEEE! I'm just a normal… (Well maybe not normal) girl that has no money. I don't own these characters and probably never will… happy now?

(A stage appears and a curtain lifts to reveal a very confused group of people) (These people are none other than the YuGiOh crew!(Pretty cool huh?) A girl walks up to a podium carrying a stack of papers that look very much like a script)

Girl: (taps microphone) ahem. Can you hear me now? … Good! Hello ladies and gentlemen! I'm Sakura. Nice to meet you. Today…

Kaiba: (not able to stand it anymore) What the Hell do you think you're doing! There isn't anyone there!

Mokuba: Yeah!

(Following this outburst room fills with the complaints of the confused group. Sakura silently stands drumming her fingers on the top of the podium and waits patiently for the complaints to cease. And finally they do)

Sakura: Today we are putting on a play based on the books and movies of Harry Potter. As soon as the cast is dressed we'll start. Until than go and take a short break. See you in a little bit!

(Curtains close and the YuGiOh crew circles the girl that has captured them)

Kaiba: (barely restraining himself) I'll ask once more… what are you doing.

Sakura: (smiles) a play.

Joey: An' who's the audience.

Sakura: (smiles) they're not here yet.

Bakura: (glowering) then what was the point of that?

Sakura: There wasn't one.

(The questioning and answering continued for quite some time with the group getting angrier with the ignorant girl's two to five word answers. Finally the group gave up and let the girl dress them up and give them scripts. After a while the girl left them and went back out to the stage to face her audience (there was one this time). Applause and cheers sounded and she began)

Sakura: Hello ladies and gentlemen! Having a good time?

Crowd: (cheers)

Sakura: Good! Well before I get into a seriously long and boring story on why I'm doing this, let's go right to the play!

Crowd: (cheers)

Sakura: I introduce Harry Potter in my own making!

(The stage fades out and Kaiba walks on to the stage wearing a billowing cloak and sporting a lightning bolt shaped line in the middle of his forehead (because I can, he is… HARRY!) The stage lights back up to show a perfect display of the inside of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry)

Kaiba: (walking down the halls) 'Damn, how did I get myself into this' (bumps into someone) (growl) Watch where you're going.

Yugi: Oh sorry. (Yugi is dressed in a slightly less pretty cloak but that's okay, he also has dyed red hair. (Yugi is…. RON!) Sakura holds up a cardboard sign that says 'Imbecile! That's Harry!) Wait… Hi Harry!

Kaiba: 'Crap. He's supposed to be my best friend?' Hi Ron… sorry…

Yugi: (smiles and inside dies of shock) that's okay. Where are you going?

Kaiba: (starts to shrug then remembers he's in a play) I mean, I'm going to… see Hermione.

Yugi: Great. I'll come too.

(The two continue to walk down the hallway and eventually got to the Gryffindor common room door)

Electronic Picture: Password?

Kaiba: Eh…

Yugi: Umm… Slytherin sucks?

EP: Access granted (swings open)

Yugi: Alright. We got in, now what?

Kaiba: We have to find Hermione.

Yugi: Right.

(They stand in the same place for a good ten minutes)

Kaiba: Maybe she's not here.

Yugi: Maybe…

(A ticked off girl with poofy hair comes down from the girl's dormitory. The two boys back off almost instinctively)

Tea: Where were you two! I was looking all over for you!

Kaiba: We were right here. Where were you?

Tea: (brushes a piece of hair out of her face (Tea is… HERMIONE!)) I was upstairs looking for you.

Yugi: Tea… You know boys aren't aloud in the girl's dormitory. Why would you be looking up there?

Tea: ……because I couldn't find you anywhere else.

Kaiba: Whatever let's go.

Tea: (smirks) whatever you say Harry.

(The two turned three group exits the room and travels down the dreaded long hall they came from and go down some moving stairs. After awhile they make it to the great halls where they find an empty table and sit at it. Soon a smug looking blonde comes over to them. His obviously expensive green cloak billowing in the nonexistent wind)

Kaiba: What do you want mut… I mean Malfoy. (Growls)

Joey: (smirk) Oh nothing in particular. Just to see the famous Harry Potter. Nothing more (And Joey is… DRACO!)

Kaiba: Well you can get lost. You're company is not needed.

Joey: (smirk) if you say so Oh High and Mighty.

(The drop dead annoyingly cute blonde then leaves their presence with a shocked rich boy looking after him… the stuck up act does him well…)

Tea: 'Why did Joey have to be Draco? Kaiba suits the role better' That jerk.

Kaiba: Don't pay him any mind Hermione. He's not worth our time.

Yugi: Of course he's not worth our time. Stupid jerk.

Tea: Well… What should we do now?

Yugi: Why don't we go back to our dorm and party? Then we can sleepily go to classes in the morning.

Kaiba: Sure.

(This causes to turn around AGAIN and go back to the place they came. Once they reach the room they are pretty much ran over with people running out. The trio shoulder their way in to find Marik and Bakura setting off stink bombs)

Yugi: (cough cough) Fred, George, What are you doing!

Bakura: What does it look like? (Bakura is… FRED!)

Marik: Setting off stink bombs of course (Marik is… GEORGE!)

Tea: (cough) someone open a window!

Kaiba: (completely unaffected he walks gracefully over to a wall and opens a window.)

Yugi: That's better. You guys want to stay up and party all night?

Bakura: Sounds great!

Marik: Couldn't have thought of a better idea myself. But to make it a little more fun… (Looks over at Bakura)

Bakura: (evilly twinkle in eyes) Why don't we invite Malfoy and his cronies?

Kaiba: (not saying a word)

Yugi: …sure why not? (Sakura holds up sign that says 'morons! They're your enemies!' That they completely ignore)

(Kaiba goes over to the window and whistles. Shortly after a mechanical snowy owl comes to view and he hands the bird a piece of parchment. The bird flies off and twenty minutes later Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are in the Gryffindor dormitory)

Yugi: So… What should we play?

Bakura: Let's play…

Marik: Spin the Bottle.

Yugi: (whips around) WHAT! NOOOO!

Marik: Hush little brother. You're going to wake the teachers.

Kaiba: We're not playing that game.

Joey: (smirks) what is this I hear? The great Harry Potter backing away from a challenge?

Kaiba: (glares daggers) so… you want to play that way. Okay I'll play your stupid game.

Duke: (Worried glances at the two of them (Duke is a much more handsome… GOYLE!))

Tristan: (Not exactly liking where this is going (Tristan is a slightly more handsome… CRABBE!))

(So with fire in between the two boys (Joey and Kaiba) the game starts)

Tea: Hey guys. (Everyone glares at her) You do realize that most of you are guys right? If we play spin the bottle you're going to end up kissing each other.

Yugi: Yeah, where's …Ginny?

Bakura: Come now Ron. You don't want to bring Ginny's pure mind into this mess do you?

Yugi: You're completely right. Don't know what I was thinking…

Marik: (Pulls out a bottle) shall we get started then?

Tea: You know what? (Stands up) I'm going to take Ginny's advice and go get some sleep. Don't want to be sleepy on my first day of school.

Bakura: Oh, I should believe not. Get moving then.

(Tea leaves leaving only boys to stare at each other)

Duke: Uh… you want to switch to truth or dare?

Marik: (sets bottle down) Heavens no. How much fun would that be? I'll start.

(The bottle of doom, for that is what we shall call it now, spins and spins and spins and landed on… BAKURA!)

Marik: (smirks) Oh darn…

Bakura: Yes, the tragedy…

(Marik sighed and you could tell he was really disappointed. He leaned over to his left, where Bakura was sitting and started kissing him passionately. The temperature rose dramatically and Kaiba silently wished he'd kept the window open)

(A few people in the crowd gasped and looked away but even more gasped and leaned forward in their seats (pervs))

Marik: (smiles evilly and breaks the kiss. Turns to Bakura) your turn to spin.

Bakura: (Also smiling) I guess you're right (spins the bottle)

(It spins and spins and spins and finally lands on… YUGI!)

Yugi: Crap…

Bakura: (He gets to his knees and kneels over the middle of the game space to get to Yugi)

Yugi: Shit…

Bakura: (Kisses Yugi)

Yugi: (Eyes bulge and starts to struggle. Does not succeed and gives up since his friends aren't helping him (A/N: That was a very bad thing to do hee hee 'receives glare from Yugi fans' sigh fine fine) Bakura finally releases him and he falls over)

Bakura: (smiles seductively) Yugi, it's your turn to spin…

Yugi: (goes white in the face, gets up and timidly spins the bottle)

(It spins and spins and spins and finally lands on… JOEY! (Gasp))

Yugi: Fudge…

Joey: (Attempts to smile… not working. Note that Joey is on Yugi's right) let's just get this over with.

Yugi: (leans quickly toward Joey and kisses him. Then pulls away just as fast.)

Joey: (spins the bottle)

(It spins and spins and spins and lands on…KAIBA! (The horror the horror!))

Joey: (Not even attempting to smile)

Kaiba: (Smirks) Losing courage Mutt?

Joey: I'll have you know I'm a pure blood wizard!

Kaiba: Not exactly acting like it are you? Not that I'd want to kiss that filthy mug of yours anyway. You probably kiss like shit.

Joey: (growl) 'I'll show you' (leans forward toward Seto and pushes him to the ground kissing him passionately (A/N: 'Waves SetoXJoey flag in the air')

(Both having to show the other just how brave they are this goes on for a good five minutes. Neither giving in and neither letting the other dominate. It was a battle of will power and they both knew it)

Yugi: (blushing madly) Um…. (A/N: Well someone has to intervene) Guys?

Joey: (lets out moan)

(At some point in those five minutes the battle of wills became a battle of passion… great…)

Yugi: (Takes a stick out of nowhere and starts poking them with it) Yoo hoo… Anyone there?

Tristan: (Takes stick from Yugi) Come on man, you can't do it like that (Starts to hit them)

Joey: (Snaps out of whatever he was in) Uh… Crabbe? Goyle? What are you doing here?

Duke: Saving you?

Joey: From what?

Duke: Yourself (points at Kaiba)

Joey: (looks down and jumps off the brunette)

Kaiba: About time you snapped out of it. (Sits up)

Joey: Damn you Harry Potter! You jinxed me!

Kaiba: What! If it was anyone it would have been those two (points at Marik and Bakura) I had nothing to do with that! You came on to me!

Joey: (smiles) Yelling are we Potter? You seem to be loosing the cool you've tried so hard to maintain.

Kaiba: Damn you Malfoy. I don't know why we brought you here in the first place.

Bakura: (smiles) if you'll remember correctly…

Marik: (Also smiling) we suggested it. But you sent the owl…

Kaiba: (looks away) so? It was still your idea, (stands up) By the way… (Starts to walk away) I'm leaving.

(After this statement everyone starts to leave until only Marik and Bakura were left facing each other)

Marik: Darn, they left.

Bakura: Pity… they left us alone.

Marik: (smiles evilly) we should get them back for that.

Bakura: Oh I don't know. (Smiles evilly) But it does sound like a good idea…

(So after awhile, making sure everyone was asleep. The twins walked quietly to the boys' dormitory and proceeded to lay out a whole lot of their newest creation, mouse traps that were jinxed to start on fire when they were touched. They then used a secret passage to get to the Slytherin dormitory and set up their creations there as well. After a job well done the twins walked back to the Gryffindor common room and went to sleep)

A/N: (evil laughter is heard) so… what do you think will happen on their first day of school. Will anyone survive? Who are the rest of the characters? If you want to know review the story and I'll think about it. Wahahahahahaha… ahem. Ciao for now….