A/N before I start the story you should know yaoi isn't really my forte so this is my failed attempt, tell me if by any chance there was a good part. I'm more of a romance writer. Anyways this was actually based off one of my real life conversations with my friends (guys that are gay just in case your wondering) That isn't a lie. I'm getting started on this stuff since LOVEPocky keeps getting ideas from what i say i'm gonna make my own so she doesn't take credit.
What color should I dye moi pubes?
"Before we start practice there is a serious issue we have to deal with first!" Everyone turned their heads to the sissy they call a manager. His mouth opened and the 'important' issue came out "what color should I dye my pubes?" Everyone just stared at Mizuki who soon took out hair dye color samples which he brought up to his face then down um… there. You'd think nobody would have answered but… "I think you should go with a 7A mid ash blonde, Dane."
(I know what you are thinking, that isn't Mizuki's color, good thing he knows that too)
"I was thinking that but it wont bring out my eyes I was thinking more of a purple-ish color" and the conversation just drags on and on and on. "Wait how do you know so much about hair Yangisawa?" It was a mistake asking that question Atsushi. The now touching his hair like a female model answered "You don't get hair like this naturally, Dane" All anyone could do was stare at him with a confused look and that was what Atsushi did." Personally I thought you got in an accident for your hair to get like that." Tears gathered in the sad duck's (tennis player's) eyes as he ran away crying like a little school girl "You're the meanest doubles partner ever!" were his last words.
Clap clap "can we all get back to my problem" how is this a problem exactly you ask? Well you see we all know Mizuki is madly in love with Yuuta and last time they did it Yuuta gave the suggestion. Now that Yuuta is out of town for something (I don't know we just have to get rid of Yuuta for now) "if this is all for Yuuta, why don't you ask him?" The captain finally wants to but in so they can start practice and frankly this is kind of a sick conversation. "Because it's a surprise! I want a good opinion and now that Yangisawa is gone I can get one, seriously he has no taste have you seen his hair?" You know when you say something at a bad time, this is one of those times "You're the meanest manager ever!" once again a crying um... thing, took off. Anyways moving away from that in the end the team helped Mizuki get it over with. They helped him choose a violet mix. It was not an easy choice from their unfortunate conversation.
"So I was thinking of the blue mix" Mizuki stated confidently
"But that looks life that Rikkai captains hair color, what's his name Yukimura?" Kaneda joined in the conversation hesitantly
"Who care that guy is delicious! I'd slap that"
"…"
"Mizuki you are with Yuuta, and that color might make him feel uncomfortable." (Yeah Mizuki listen to Atsushi if you want to keep your boyfriend) The rest of the conversation dragged on blah blah blah"what about"…"That color is like"… "I'd slap that too" you know normal stuff
"Now who want to help me dye my pubes?" at that point everyone walked away Mizuki crossed his arms "Hmph, fine I'll do it myself that'll make Yuuta love me even more!" he shouted before leaving to fix his 'issue' You know how you have to wait for dye to sink into your hair, so he sings to pass the time 'shiver' never enter without knocking (I'm just kidding sorry if I planted a sick image in your head)
Yuuta came back. Mizuki told him he had a surprise and started to take of his pants O_O and the rest is history.
