Summary: Hikari is a 15 yr old medical genius and isn't a Junchuriki, but she does own a Wolf demon with 7 tails. The Akatsuki mistake her for the 7 Tails and send Hidan and Kakuzu after her. When the demon is extracted Hikari survives, but with no memory of what happened. The Akatsuki let her go but send Hidan to befriend her and make sure she never remembers, will love blossom and will Hikari ever get her memory back? Rated T for language HidanXOC

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HIDAN: STOP LYING AND GET TO THE FUCKING STORY!

ME: B B BUT!

HIKARI: JUST DO IT!

Chapter one: The so called 'Jinchuriki'

Hidan grumbled and shifted the limp girl on his shoulder to make her knee stop digging into his lower back. She seems to always do that, weather unconscious or not.

"Damnit Kakuzu! Why the f*ck do I have to carry the b*tch!" Hidan yelled glaring at his partner. Kakuzu chose to do the smart thing and not reply, but continued to walk to their destination. The new Akatsuki base sat in Amegakure, courtesy to a certain Pinkie and her friends. At least he didn't have to pay to fix anything.

Hidan and Kakuzu and just successfully defeated the 7 Tailed Jinchuriki and where on their way to the base to extract said demon. The girl did put up somewhat of a fight, using one of her jutsus to bight Kakuzus fingers off. He tenderly rubbed the finger where he lost his ring to a dog. Pein was not going to be happy about that, then again Pein never really is happy about anything.

Kakuzu sighed and walked on, slowly going over the details of the battle.

**FLASHBACK!**

Hikari was doing her daily training exercises in a small clearing close to Yugakure hot springs. She stood in a one hand handstand, body stick strait and did 2000 pushups. She was currently on 1229 when 2 odd looking ninjas jumped from the trees. Startled, Hikari fell onto her stomach knocking the wind out of her. She shook her head and looked up.

One of the ninjas was an albino just like her, but male with slicked back hair and sneering purple/red eyes. He wore an open black cloak with red clouds on it and a big ass scythe strapped to his back. A crossed out Yugakure headband was tied to his neck. The other wore a mask covering all his face but his red and green eyes. A crossed out Takigakure headband was tied to his head gear. He wore the same cloak as the other did and just stared at Hikari.

She cocked her head making her choppy Wight hair fall into her right red/pink eye. Her nose twitched catching the scent of the two. One smelled of money the other the salty scent of blood. Hikari stood and brushed off her fishnet top and black trousers. She faced the men again and put on a radiant smile.

"And who are you may I ask?" She chimed in her fake happy voice. Hikari was used to random people showing up and trying to kill her. That happened a lot when they think you're a Jinchuriki, and she's not. She is just the container of a Wolf demon who happened to have 7 tails and was from the forbidden lands.

The two men did not answer for a few minutes. Hikari tilted her head to the other side, sizing them up for a battle or skirmish, which ever it takes to kill them or get them off her 7 Tailed butt.

Finally the masked one spoke in a deep kind of creepy voice.

"Hikari Masayuki, I presume." He said not moving. The man next to him shifted restlessly, as if wanting to attack.

The gentle smile Hikari had on earlier vanished into a sneer. These two had valuable information from a reliable source if they knew her last name. They had to die.

"That depends on who is asking." Was all Hikari said. She reached down and picked up her Wight jacket, slipping into it. Her whip clinked against her sword as she strapped them both on.

"It appears I have been found out." She said out loud smirking again. "This shall not do, what point of being undercover when your identity keeps leaking out." She turned to the men standing a few meters from her.

"Who gave you this information? I can tell just by looking at you, you don't make bribes, you collect them, or is it bounties? You do strike me as a bounty hunter from the smell of money radiating off of you." She said tilting her head to the left again. The man didn't do anything and Hikari chuckled.

"Oh very well, since you won't answer and just stand there like the noobs you are, I will take my leave, unless you came here for a fight, then I would gladly take your offer. Let's see what new fighters I will be facing in the future." Hikari crouched, one hand poised in front of her chest and the other hovering over her sword.

The two men took on an attack position. Black threads shot out from the masked man and Hikari easily jumped out of the way landing being them and slashing with her now drawn sword. The two men dodged, but not before Hikari nicked the albino. He glared at her and sent his scythe soaring towards Hikari. She smirked and made a handsign, disappearing into the earth.

The albino looked startled and grunted when Hikaris hand shot out from underneath him and jabbed a kunai into his left knee making it go out.

"F*CK! BI*TCH YOULL PAY FOR THAT!" The man swore leaping away and glaring at the now above ground Hikari. She chuckled.

"Oh so you're a foul mouth eh? Hm,, well now I don't have to f*cking hide my language now." Hikari swore then leaped out of the way as the foul mouths scythe and masked man's strings came tword her. She landed and put her weapons away and bit her thumb. Performing the summoning hand signs she put her hand to the earth and said: "Summoning jutsu: Wolves of the Earth!"

A large cloud of smoke appeared and when it drifted away 5 large wolves stood next to Hikari. There was a black wolf, a silver one, a brown one, a black one with a red cross on its fore head and a Wight wolf with a black swirl around the right eye. Hikari smiled and stroked the Silver one closer to her, the one with the spiral.

"You summoned us, my daughter?" the wolf growled. "Ah yes, dear Hoku, you see I have run into a slight problem with two bounty hunters and there so annoying." Hikari said sighing.

"Arn't they all?" the wolf asked chuckling, then tilted his head back and howled. The other 4 tipped back their heads and howled as well. The combined echoes of the howls made the Wight haired man shudder. He'll be having night mares about it tonight, and it took a lot to give him nightmares.

"Hidan, now, while there distracted." The masked man said. Hidan nodded and rushed forward taking ahold of his scythe aiming a slash to the girl. The Brown wolf barked and Hikari just barely blocked it with her sword. The wolf named Hoku growled and leaped at Hidan. He jumped away almost losing his arm to the big dogs' jaws. O how he detested animals!

"Oho! So your f*cking name is Hidan eh? Humph, some manners you have, not even introducing yourself to a lady!" Hikari humped, a hurt look in her eyes. Hidan grunted swinging his scythe towards her. One of the wolves knocked it away and barked, sending shock waves throughout the clearing. Hidan grunted bracing himself with chakra but was still flown into a tree.

"GAH! Jashin Damnit Kakuzu! Will you get off you lazy ass and help!" Hidan yelled. His partner humped and sent one of his left hands toward the girl. A wolf chomped on the strings snapping most of them and taking his left middle finger and his ring with it.

"Damn." Kakuzu swore taking the hand back and glaring hatefully at the brown mutt. "Your gunna pay for that you stupid mutt!" he growled.

"Oh you did NOT just call Sarena a mutt!" Hikari screamed charging for Kakuzu, hate filling her eyes. She swung her sword and Kakuzu easily dodged her strikes, smirking to himself at her inability to hit him.

"Wipe that f*cking smirk off you d*mn bastard! You'll burn in hell for what you said!" Hikari screeched performing multiple hand signs. "Fire style: Twin Dragon Flames!" Hikari blew out a breath and two columns of orange fire leaped at Kakuzu, the heat from the inferno singing his cloak. He quickly made hand signs and shouted "Water Release: Water Encampment Wall!"

A tower of water shot out and quickly doused the flames leaving Hikari soaking. She shook her self like a dog and laughed.

"Ha-ha, dude! That was awesome! If we weren't fighting ide ask you to teach me that!" Kakuzu was taken aback. What's up with this girl?

"Heh heh, ooooh the pranks I could make! He he evil scheming! Buahaha!" Hikari laughed evilly going all cute chibi. Kakuzu sweat droped and took a step back.

"Hikari, not now, you are in a battle are you not?" Hoku said stepping up to Hikari. "Ha-ha, o yeah. I kind of forgot." The dog sweat droped. "How can you forget you're in a battle?" the wolf asked as Hikari climbed onto his back.

"Well excuse me for having the attention span of a walnut! The dude did a cool jutsu and I want to learn it! Gods you can be so mean sometimes!" Hikari pouted. The dog's chest rumbled with laughter and they raced at Kakuzu. Hikari again made some hand signs and yelled "Wind Release: Shuriken Strike!" the whizzing of shuriken caught Kakuzus ears but he could not see any. All of a sudden a sharp pain raced through his right shoulder. He looked down and saw blood seeping from an open wound. Then it hit him. Shuriken made out of wind!

Kakuzu jumped and the ground indented with invisible shuriken. 'This Jinchuriki seems more experienced then we were informed. She seems to have an affinity with all the elements but water' Kakuzu thought landing in a tree. He studied the girl. She looked only about 15 and was dressed as a chunine, and yet she speaks and has the jutsu skills of an elite jonine. 'The 7 Tails must be more powerful than we were informed.' He thought searching for Hidan, where had he gone off to?

All of a sudden there was a shout from under the tree and Hidan leaped out from the shadows swinging his scithe for the girls head. She just barely ducked and aimed a kick for Hidans stomach. Hikari leaped off of the wolf and stood facing Hidan.

"Do you f*ckin no how rude it is to f*cking interrupt somebody's f*cking conversation!" Hikari scolded glaring at the silver haired man.

"Does it look like I f*cking give a sh*t?" Hidan yelled back.

"Then f*cking care gods Damnit!" Hikari shouted running at the man and aiming a punch for his jaw. Hidan dodged and shot a kick for her head. She caught it and spun around sending him into a tree.

Hikari walked over to him, knelt on his back and twisted his arms behind his back. Hidan shouted in protest, wincing at the pain.

"Say Uncle and maybe I'll let you go!" Hikari shouted enjoying torturing the man. He let out a string of profanities that even Hikari wouldn't say.

"Good god man! Show some f*cking manners in front of a lady!" Hikari shouted scowling.

"IT'S JASHIN DAMNIT!" Hidan shouted pissed off that she would use a different god. The girl froze then tightened her grip, twisting Hidans arms to the breaking point.

"Wtf did you just say?" the girl hissed, killer intent radiating off of her.

"I f*cking said it's Jashin Damnit!" Hidan shouted wincing at the pain again. Hikari smirked evilly, the killer intent increasing, making a bird drop out of its tree, dead.

Hikari chuckled making Kakuzu shiver. (A/N: Yes that chuckle was that creepy, and Kakuzu scares the sht outta me! O.o)

"Well, well, well. We have a Jashinist in our midst." Hikari said digging her knee into Hindan's lower back.

"I Hate Jashinists! Stupid f*cked up mother f*ckers! I'll kill them all!" Hikari shouted twisting Hindan's arms making them snap, rendering them useless.

"F*CK!" Hidan yelled. Hikari stood up her foot pressing into Hindan's lower back. "Hm, would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down?" Hikari moved her other foot to the back of his neck. "Or the neck down, cutting off brain waves to your lungs so you'll suffocate and die?"

"B*tch! I can't f*cking die! I'm immortal!" Hidan shouted smirking.

Hikari was quiet for a few seconds before answering. "Nobody's immortal." And stamped her left foot onto the back of his neck, snapping it. "Everybody needs to breathe." She said stepping back.

Hidan layed there, motionless. Hikari smirked, but it vanished when he stood up and cracked his neck, snapping the bones back into place. He turned to her smirking and rolling his shoulders.

"Got to love f*cking love Jashin." Hidan said smirking. Hikaris eyes widened and she stumbled backward shaking her head.

"Impossible! Nobody can heal that fast! Not even me!" She whispered backing into a tree. Hidan smirked and walked towards her, a sadist glint in his eyes. Hikari started to tremble, her breath coming in quick gasps. Hidan placed his pointer finger under her chin and lifted her head. He bent forward and whispered into her ear.

"You're lucky you're a Jinchuriki, or I would have f*cking sacrificed you by now."

Hidan pulled away and Hikaris eye twitched. Hoku whined and layed down putting his paws over his head.

"You did NOT JUST F*CKING CALL ME A JINCHURIKI! HOW MANY F*CKING TIMES MUST I EXPLAIN TO YOU MUTHER F*CKERS IM NOT AN F*CKING JUNCHURIKI SO YOU CAN F*CKING SHOVE IT UP YOUR GOD DAMNED MOTHER F*CKING ASSED YOU STUPID ASS WIPES!" Hikari screeched making Hidan flinch and take a step back. This chick can scream!

"I swear to the ninja gods next person who calls me a Jinchuriki is going to have their tongs ripped out of their thoughts and f*ckin shoved up their asses!" Hikari shouted stomping off letting her guard down.

Kakuzu appeared behind her and whacked her in the back of her head. She slumped to the ground, her summons disappearing.

**END LONG FLASHBACK!**

Not exactly a battle for the records but hey? They got their junchuriki didn't they? Kakuzu looked up at the gates of Amegakure, surprised they were already there.

"Bout f*cking time to." Hidan grumbled from behind him. He hoisted the girl higher on to his shoulder and they both walked into the village.

CUT! END CHAPPIE!

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HIKARI: TT-TT I LOST!

KAKUZU: LEAST YOU DIDN'T LOSE A FINGER. –SCOWLS-

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