(Disclaimer) I don't own any characters except for Max, Michel(me), Fenal and Chrimantio. Please don't sue.

Okay, I think I should make some type of news broadcast, so...here it is!!! Today is today, tomorrow is tomorrow and Max is me. ::Looks around room and cues Squall to start the camera::

The scene takes place in a news station with Max and Kee at the table... but Kee falls off his chair trying to get his script off the floor. Max watches as Kee steadily gets up and into his seat. They both smile and turn to the camera. The camera then is focused on Max.

Max: Welcome to NK news. My name is Max and I will be introducing you to the characters of this monthly broadcast. Sephiroth with the weather.

::Sephiroth looks at the camera and smiles as a meteor shower strikes down on the fields behind him.::

Max: I hope you survive to do your part of the show... With sports, Wakka!

::Wakka kicks the soccer ball against a wall. The ball flies from the wall into the camera, the lens then breaks as the camera goes soaring across a soccer field.::

Wakka: Max, Max! Are you there?

Max: Yes, I'm here.

Wakka: Sorry about the camera! I'll pay for it!

Max: Um... I guess no sports... well, with our "Taste Testing Treats" segment that covers cheese cubes, it is the one... the only... Kee!

::Kee grabs the camera and directs it at himself::

Kee: No time to wait for my section...

::Stuffs his face with all the cubes he wants and comments on all of them, but I really don't want to type all that down so we'll skips to the end where Kee finishes up and the screen goes back to Max::

Max: Well, now is Sephiroth with the weather. Mind you, he is perverted so get ready for him to do something wierd...

::The screen changes to show Sephiroth picking his nose. Squall mutters something and Sephiroth turns to the camera and flicks the booger away.::

Sephiroth: It's not what you think! Today it seems that everyone should prepare for apocalypse.

::Yuffie runs across the back of the screen in a bikini::

Sephiroth: Ooh! Got to go!

::Runs off screen and a conversation starts between Yuffie and Sephiroth.::

Sephiroth: Hey, you lookin' mighty fuckable in that bikini.

::A loud smack is heard and Sephiroth is sent across the screen to a wall::

Yuffie: You perve! What the fuck is the matter with you? You thought I was that easy to get ahold of? Not in this lifetime bub... If you want it, call Tifa at 1-800- 2FUC-KME.

::The screen turns to Max as he smiles nervously::

Max: Um, that's our show!

Kee: Yep, thanks for watching!

Cloud: We'll make sure Michel does better with the next news report.

Max: Next is Jerry Springer! Today is an episode you don't want to miss!
Well, that's what happens when you don't do well with scripts for news reports. I hate news reports so I made a crappy ass one. Read my other stuff okay? Review, review, review!

Michel Kakis