The day Patrick moved was the saddest day of my life. Patrick said, "I'm gonna miss you buddy!" and left. How could he do this to me? I asked him why he was moving, he said, "I found a magic 8 ball. It told me to."
That night I snuck into his house and smashed the 8 ball. Patrick didn't even wake up with that racket!
I knew I needed a new best friend, since we can't contact each other because electronics don't work down here. Damn ocean.
I tried to ask Squidward to be my new friend, but he slammed the door in my face when I tried to explain that Patrick was gone. I heard a party song.
Dance like you've got forever, forever
You have all night,
You'll be alright,
Dance like you got forever,
Poor Squidward. He is so upset, he is trying to forget so he's not in pain.
I came over to ask Mrs. Puff, but once I walked in, she screamed and quit her job. I wasn't going to ask for another test, duh! If I was, I would've brought the protection gear she asked for.
I walked to Sandy, but I forgot she hibernates in the winter.
Mr. Krabs was more upset Patrick was gone because he was going to hire him for the Krusty Krab. He thought Patrick would be a real money maker. Jee! That crab and money!
Mr. Krabs made a law that if you make eye contact with Plankton, you're fired! Gosh, he's only got one eye, what are the chances he'd be looking at me?
I guess nobody needs a friend but me.
