ayyy back for more shit? you came to the right place, my dudes. title inspired by "Mr FijiWiji - Cynical (feat. CoMa)", but has nothing to do with the story. figured i'd put it in there. enjoy reading, yeh feggets, love yah 3

A/N: this is an alternate universe where everything is the same but chrysalis isn't bad.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{[(Fluffle Puff POV)]}~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It was a normal day in Ponyville, for most. I, however, was on my rainbow, dancing. Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, right? Hah. I have a good sense of humour about that little joke. Actually, nobody says it but Pinkie, since she's the only friend of mine that understands me. Humour is nice, but I'm actually clinically depressed. So I just go online and do stuff. I actually met someone the other day, and we're going to meet up later! HOW FUCKING EXCITING IS THAT? Well, very for me. I'm an excitable pony. Pinkie is too, but you already know that. So, I went to go meet her, and I had a nice conversation with her! I'm surprised she understood me, to be honest, but she did! So, we're going to be meeting up later today as well, and I think I have a sort of a crush on her. Also, HOLY EVERLOVING SHIT she makes good conversation! I'll see you later, friend! Byyye!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~{[(Chrysalis POV)]}~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Just say it to her", I thought, in the bathroom washing my face. "SAY IT TO HER YOU COWARD!" Someone said "Okay." from the other bathroom. I was immediately ashamed. "Sorry!" I called. I then walked out of the bathroom and sat down at my spot with Fluffle. "So, tell me about yourself." I said. I thought: "NO YOU IDIOT DON'T SAY THAT". She replied with, "Well, normally I spend my time dancing on rainbows, but, lately I've been hanging out with my friend Pinkie Pie." "Interesting." I replied, twirling my fingertip in my drink. I then took a sip and said, "I make cities crumble for a living." I Said. "UGH THAT'S NOT HOW YOU GET A GIRL", I thought. She replied, "Wow, that's verrry impressive." I thought, "well apparently that's how you get fluffle puff." I then said, "You look stunning, by the way." "Well, thank you!" she replied. "Oop, it's getting late," she said, looking out the window. I looked out as well. Luna and Celestia were raising the moon and setting the sun. "I should be leaving." she said, getting out money for the bill. (A/N: lol mr. bill) "No, I'll pay," I said. "I have more than enough money for the bill." "Oh thank you!" she said. "Don't mention it." I said. A little bit later, we had left and said goodbye and all that. I had a realization. I'd forgotten to say I loved her. "CELESTIA DAMNIT!" I screamed. Celestia replied, "What did I do?!" all the way from Canterlot. I facehoofed.