For all's knowledge: cheaters is a TV show hosted by Joey Greco where they find boy/girlfriends or spouses that are cheating on there lover.

Cheaters VS. Roxas

Chapter 1:

Axel looked around the dimly lit room. Pictures of women undressed and men undressed fornicating were all over the blue walls. Axel was sitting in a light blue chair with comfortable foamy stuff for a seat that axel was enjoying a little too much. Across from sat Joey Greco. Hi red blood sucking eyes staring him down.

"So what gave you the first idea that Roxsex was cheating on you" Greco said with a large smirk across is face.

"His name is Roxas not Roxsex" axel said in annoyance.

"that is besides the point answer my question".

"Well I first suspected when roxas stopped letting me rape him as much. At the begging of our relationship I raped him 3-4 times a week. But now I'll be lucky if I get one rape in a month and 2 rapes hasn't happened since the last blue moon.

"Yes yes I can see why less rapes would lead you to believing that roxsex is cheating on you. But maybe roxsex is just tired.".

"His name is roxas not roxsex" .

That's what I said roxsex now carry on ".

"Well then he started staying late on missions. Sometimes he would go on extra missions that he said Saix told him to but when I asked Saix what extra mission roxas was on but he looked at me like I was I insane".

"That is some pretty compelling evidence against Roxsex Mr. Axel-".

"His name is roxas" Axel interrupted Greco as tears fell from axels eyes.

"That's what I said Roxsex".

"Roxas".

"Yes Roxsex".

"No his name is Roxas".

"That's what I said roxsex".

"Do you want me to come over there and Rape your ass son of a bitch. His name is Roxas not Roxsex"!

"WO WO men don't get all up in my grill g. you know you're like a brother from another mother to me"!

"Just continue with what you were saying "Axel growled under his breath.

"Okay then where I. O yes that is that was is some pretty compelling evidence against roxsex. When do you want me and my crew to come and start following this ROXSEX".

At that moment Axels mind literally exploded. He jumped in the air over the desk and behind Greco and right before he landed did a front flip. He made his chakrams appear. He shoved on against Greco's neck.

"His name is roxas. He is my rape partner so I won't just stand hear and let you call him roxsex. If you call him roxsex one more time ill shove my chakrams so far up your ass you won't be able to pleasure your lover either way if you know what I mean.

At that moment Axel walked across the room opened the door then slammed it shut.

30 seconds later Axel came back and yelled "you can start on Tuesday".

The end of chapter 1

By Locke Alan