Celebrity Jeopardy: Cartoon Edition 1
Here is your host, not Alex Trebek, but BuddyJack!
BuddyJack: Hello everybody, and welcome back to the Cartoon Edition of Celebrity Jeopardy, and to tell you all the truth... I really wish I wasn't doing this right now, but... dang it... I have to do it for reasons that I'm held against my will to not give. Anyway, let us head on with what we have so far... We have Jack Fennton with a total of -1800 points, because all he could do was rant about ghosts, snacks, ancestry, and other things that I don't give a crap about.
Jack: I couldn't help but have a friendly chat with ya. What's wrong with that?
BuddyJack: (Makes a I-Don't-Care face.) Next, we have May Maple with a total of -500 points, because she kept on talking about her Pokemon, her family, her big crush, but worst of all... her Pokemon.
May: (Holds a picture of Torchic.) He was so cute when he was young... They grow up so fast... (Sheds a happy tear.)
BuddyJack: Very touching... And last, but not least, we also have Grim Reaper Jr. with a total of -300 points.
Grim Jr.: Just for that, I'd like to add you on my list! (Makes an evil smile.)
BuddyJack: Don't count on it today. Let's just move in with the categories of Double Jeopardy. And the categories are...
Categories:
Cartoons with more than one or four Movies
Animators with Walt as their first name
Famous Movie or Game titles
Company Mascots
Planets that end with Ars
Super Mario characters that are not Mario
And finally, we have... Numbers that come before 7
Let's start with Ms. Maple since it's her turn.
May: I'd like to choose Memory Lane for 600.
BuddyJack: (Places palm on his face.) Ms. Maple, that is not even one of our categories! Let's just go with Company Mascots. Look at the picture and see if you can name this mascot. (Shows picture of Mickey Mouse. Jack Fennton buzzes.) Yes, Mr. Fennton.
Jack: I know that I've seen this guy before...
BuddyJack: Yes, and his name is...
Jack: ...George Washington!
BuddyJack: ... No... Mr. Fennton, that is incorrect... (Grim Jr. buzzes in.) Mr. Reaper.
Grim Jr.: That guy is short, sounds like he's got kicked in the crouch many times and was born with freakin big ears, right.
BuddyJack: Yes, that is right, and...?
Grim Jr.: Then that guy, without a doubt... is you! (Starts laughing.)
BuddyJack: (Makes a glare of annoyance.) Let's move on. Ms. Maple, you may pick another category.
May: Okay, um... I'll take the thing that talks about famous titles for 400.
BuddyJack: This horror game has a title that has two words. The second that is "Frame" and the first that is "Fatal". (Grim Jr. buzzes) Mr. Reaper.
Grim Jr.: I just want you to know that I've got a 'frame' for you that is totally 'fatal.' (Pulls out a picture of BuddyJack with a drawing of a pink dress on him. Starts to laugh.)
BuddyJack: I'll just let someone else have a go at it. ( Jack buzzes) Mr. Fennton.
Jack: Those words... they remind me of something... something that tells me of something that takes place somewhere in Japan...
BuddyJack: I think I'm following you on this.
Jack: ... Oh yeah! I have to go to Japan to hut for ghosts! With the new Fennton Camera that takes pictures of invisible ghosts! (Timer buzzes off.)
BuddyJack: Unfortunately, Mr. Fennton, you ran out of time before you could tell us the real answer to the question. I'm going to let Mr. Reaper chose a category.
Grim Jr.: Yeah, I'll take Plants that end with R's for 200.
BuddyJack: (Stands there all annoyed.) PlanETs that end with Ars!
May: I don't think any of us owns a planet, Mr. BuddyJack.
BuddyJack: ... It does not say OURS! (Jack buzzes in.) Yes?
Jack: I think only Jupiter ends with the letter R.
BuddyJack: Yes, I know that.
Grim Jr.: Do you know which planet that is named after a body part of yours?
BuddyJack: No... What?
Grim Jr.: Uranus. (Laughs.)
BuddyJack: That is awful and you know that! Let's just go with Cartoons that have more than one or four Movies. This animated series has movies that involve Legendary 'Pokemon'. (May buzzes in.) Ms. Maple, I doubt that you can get this wrong.
May: I don't think there is any movie about cartons.
BuddyJack: ... Never mind... I stand corrected... (Grim Jr. buzzes) Mr. Reaper.
Grim Jr.: Does this series have girls in it?
BuddyJack: I don't know a single series that doesn't, Mr. Reaper. Not that it's important. Let's just move on to Final Jeopardy, and the category for Final Jeopardy is... You know what? (Tears the paper he was holding apart.) I've got something better in mind for you guys. Write any random stuff that comes through your mind. (Lights turn dim as the three dummies write down what ever they want.) I don't care what it is, it can be a word, a number, or a picture. Even if the word or number is made up, or if it's a scribble. (Music ends and lights brighten up.) Let's see how each of you did.
Jack: Oh, oh, oh, oh! Me, me, me , me, me, me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
BuddyJack: Yes, Mr. Fennton, I'll pick you first. Let's see what you wrote down. And it's your family, very good, Mr. Fennton. And you wagered... Ham sandwich... and Ghosts... Ms. Maple, let's see what you wrote down. And it'... a picture of a heart with A.K. + M.M. in it... and you wagered... Manaphy...
May: ... I just miss my little Manaphy... Is that so wrong?
BuddyJack: ... I can't argue with that... Mr. Reaper, let's see what you wrote down. ...That's me, about to be slaughtered by you, your sister, and your godfather...
Grim Jr.: It is... (Blows a kiss in the air like a French.) a perfection... (Laughs hysterically.)
BuddyJack: ... And you wadgered... Me in my grave... I would've expected that... That is all for Jeopardy, now I would like to go home and rethink my life...
(R&R)
