1,001 things I'm not allowed to do in: Kingdom Hearts

When you discover you have the ability to travel between worlds, what's the first thing your going to do? Why mess with everyone of course!


My name is - -, but you can call me the Authoress, or Veronica, as nether are my real name. This is the first part of a compiled list from my various travels across countless dimensions, which honesty I have royally screwed with before moving on to the next dimension….

Yeah, I'll admit that I do get into a lot of trouble…. Anyway, these are the now being enforced rules that I now must follow when ever I visit….

Fortunately they never said that the rules applied to every dimension, so this is just my first list….


1. I am no longer allowed to play with Unversed….

Yeah, so long difficult story involving a dog leash, a net, a rubber ball, two dozen jars of peanut butter and a Flood…. That was a great day….

2. ….or keep Heartless as pets….

Another great story, but Sora actually killed the little Shadow I named Void a day later when Void almost bit his hand off….

3. ….or attempt to hypnotize a Nobody.

I actually almost had Vexen under my complete control, when SOMEONE (cough RIKU cough) put a keyblade through him….

4. I am not allowed to tell Axel about his fangirls

Chaos will be unleashed and it won't be pretty….

5. Nor am I allowed to let said fangirls into the World that Never Was.

It literally looked like a war zone after we finally managed to clear them out….

6. Nor am I allowed to put up signs directing them towards Xemnas, Ansem, or Xehanort. (Whoever he is at the time)

We all agreed that this was to actually give him a fighting chance….

7. Paintball guns are prohibited.

In my defense, seeing Xemans covered in hot pink paint was totally worth it….

8. I am not allowed to commander Yufi as my inter-dimensional travel buddy….

I took her to meet Naruto, nuff said….

9. When sitting in on Organization meetings, the following things are not allowed:

Popcorn

Nerf dart guns

Real guns

Squirt guns

Harpoons (Long Story)

Shampoo

Conditioner

Soap-on-a-rope

Clipboards

Extremely sharp pencils

Anything to do with electricity

Flares

My pet Goldfish

(More will be added later….)

10. The X-blade is a highly powerful weapon of mass destruction, NOT your excuse for being late for your missions….

Boy was Xehanort surprised when I actually summoned the damned thing in front of him…. He passed out for three hours, and when he woke up he thought it was all a dream!


So that's the first ten done…. I take any and all suggestions so feel free to tell me your rule or idea! Just remember that if it's really good, I might ask you for a full description so I can write a one-shot about it!

This has been Freerunner, See you next time!