Artemis was worried. No, not worried, she was damn terrified.

Wally was in a-a co-... no, she say it, she wouldn't think it, she couldn't. If she did she might just collapse. She'd already dealt with him "dying" and being under mind control and having him fight off world for a month.

She refused to have a god damn comatose husband too!

So she sat and waited. And waited. And waited.

She waited for three days and then it happened. He woke up. She was just sitting there and all the sudden he groaned loudly and just sat up.

Scared the shit out of her. She shrieked and nearly fell out of her chair, startling Wally, who looked at her in surprise.

And he just kept looking. They must have looked at each other for a solid ten minutes. And after he said, "Who are you?"

Artemis looked at him, dumbfounded. With Wally being who he is he may have very well been joking. If he was she would wring his freckled neck, screw the f act that he had been knock out for three days.

So Artemis replied, "I-I'm sorry?"

And Wally being Wally said, "Nice to meet you Sorry, I'm Wally."

Artemis glared.

"Okay sorry, Sorry! What's your actual name."

Artemis snapped. "I'M ARTEMIS FUCKING WEST YOUR GOD DAMN WIFE AND YOU BETTER REMEMBER THAT SOON BECAUSE I REFUSE TO DEAL WITH AN GOD DAMN AMNESIAC SPEEDSTER SO YOU FUCKING REMEMBER WHO I AM, RIGHT FUCKING NOW, OR I AM GOING TO GOD DAMN DIVORCE YOU, WALLACE RUDOLF WEST! YOU GOT THAT?

Wally stared at her. "You're my wife?"

"Not for much longer!"

But Wally didn't hear her instead he let a loud whoop and yelled, "I hit the mother friggin' JACKPOT!"

It was Artemis' turn to stare, "What?"

"You're my wife and you are the hottest, sexiest woman I have ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on! This is fucking awesome!"

Artemis laughed and blushed and then Dick walked in saying, "Hey Artemis, how's he doing."

"Dick! You're not going to believe this; that blonde bombshell babe over there is my WIFE?"

"Umm... What?"

"I know right, this is fantastic! I can't-"

Artemis cut him off. "Yeah, he's awake. Yeah, he has no clue who I am."

"Oh."

Artemis and Dick turned to look at the grinning superhero.


It took Wally two and a half days to completely remember Artemis, what had happened and a great deal more. Wally never completely outlived the ridicule form Artemis over being "The Jackpot."

The incident became one of, if not the most well known 'Remember that time when...' Justice league stories and was told for years after.

The footage of the incident (taken from the security cameras by Nightwing later) was eventually used to educate new recruits about why to avoid head injuries at all costs.

No one who was there would ever forget when Wally fainted when he finally remembered that Artemis was nine weeks pregnant, and it was the first bedtime story ever told to their children.