I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK (OR ANY OF THE OTHER FANDOMS IN HERE), IT IS OWNED BY LORD HUSSIE. THIS IS ABOUT MY FRIEND AND I'S RAD FANTROLLS, IT'S NOT CANON (UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO) SO CHILL.
Your name is Sam Shitia, and today is your birthday. A red smuppet butt cake is laying , uneaten on your dress. You have a variety of hobbies. You have a collection of fandoms. You are great at programing computers as you are hacking them. You have a fondness for paranormal stories, and are an aspiring artist. You also like to play video games. A friend is messaging you on your mod of pesterchum, called Jesterchum.
makaAlbarn [MA] began joking with deviouslyCute [DC]
MA: Sam, please do not write the letter.
DC: what letter :?
DC: wait this is our fifth convo in my POV
DC: so i dont know what youre talking about
MA: I know, you told me and I quote "TELL HER NOT TO WRITE TH SAPPY LETTER BECAUSE IT DOESN'T END WELL."
MA: Then you told me the exact time to message. 8)
DC: well idk who I would even send a letter to
DC: strider clan are the only people I stand/love/trust
MA: What about me? 8(
DC: I tolerate you only for the mission (¬_¬)
MA: Oh, okay 8c
You stop talking to your weird friend and start messing with Dave's handle "hehe, teddybearGodhead is fitting for strider. " you chuckle deviously to yourself
as someone knocks on your bedroom door "who's there" "Lil cal, here to take your soul and AJ..." you look at the door, grabbing your hot pink gun. You slowly open it "EAT PAINT, STRIDER" you shoot at him but he dodges it "SAM, WHAT THE HECK?!" He yells then returns to his calm expression "You have a package" You look cautiously at it as he hands you the unknown package "This better not be a lame prank, is it?" "It just appeared on the table, I think my HOT BRO put it there" I glare at him "I said that accidently, one freaking time. Now I curse you say it to someone's guardian." you joke as you look at the pastel box. "What's inside?" he looks at you,studying the box "Do you think I have x-ray vision?" I sit on my bed with Strider as my computer pings uncontrollably, but you chose to ignore it.
makaAlbarn [MA] began joking with deviouslyCute [DC]
MA: DON'T OPEN THE PACKAGE
MA: I DROPPED SOMETHING EMBARRASSING IN IT
MA: PLEASE, JUST SEND IT BACK
MA: SSSAAAMMM!
MA: Oh no. 8(
You open the box, and see a familiar tan trenchcoat from your favorite TV show "HECK YEAH!" You shout, you swiftly unfold it and put it on "hey fangirl, there's more stuff in here" he lifts up a small trenchcoat and a notebook with the title 'rain and washed away blood' and a rating of M "yyyyeeesss, I have obtained the need ingredient now" you grab the tiny coat and put it on a robotic cat
