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Omake 1: Helping Sakaru Capture Sasuke
Plan #1 GO SEXY!
"Okay look Sakura the first thing need to do is uses your sexy power." Those words came from the mouth of one Naruko Uzumaki.
"Sexy power?" was the very suspicious words one Sakura Haruno.
"Yes sexy power. You see we kunoichis had something that guys will never had and that is our sexyness." said the blond while blowing kiss and winking as if to make a point.
"Yeeeaaah…" Sakura made the word come up especially slow and long because she wanted to make it a point that she was suspicious.
"Look why do I show you eh?"
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Daichu was walking the street when he saw a blond vixen walking to him with a very sensual sway to her hips. When was close she leaned enough for him for to see down her orange kimono she said to his ear…
"Heeeeeelloooo" and the word was stretch in such a way that in was practically dipped in sexual energy. He promptly when flying because of his nose bleed.
'POOFF'
"See, told you. Sexy power" said a grinning blond to a pinket. "Now why don't you try?"
"And why would I?"
"Chicken"
"Yey wait a min-"
"Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, Chicken,"
"FINE! SEXY JUTSU!" screamed Sakura and then turn around to try and seduce the next guy who happened to be Kiba Inuzuka. "Kiba-kun… Come here baby." she said trying to be sexy but for some reason her voice was deeper. Kiba screamed to high hell and ran like a demon was after him; Naruko fell on her ass laughing. "what?"
"YOUR (laughing) YOUR (laughing) YOUR (laughing) YOU'RE A ASS NECKED GUY HAHAHAHAHAHA!" it was true Sakura had turned into a grown up male version of herself… naked.
The milfs attacked.
Sakura ran.
Plan # 2 Innocent Attack
"Look let try the innocent tactic. Meaning act like Hinata-san."
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"S-S-Sasuke-kun c-c-could y-y-you got out with me!"
Sasuke walk right passed her without looking at her. Naruko sneakered and Sakura hit her in the head.
Plan # 7 Sneak Attack
"JUMP NOW!"
Sakura jump at Sasuke but he end up punching in the face. Naruko snorted and Sakura hit her in the head.
Plan # 28 Back Massage in shower
Sakura hit her in the head for even mentioning it.
Plan #45 LOVE PUNCH
Sakura ended on her knees after try to punch Sasuke. Naruko laughed her ass off and Sakura hit her in the head.
Plan #88 THIS IS…!
"Are you sure that this is going to work?" asked a very nervous Sakura that was connected to rope line by a harness. Not to mention she was in a chicken suit in the top of a building overlooking the hot springs were Sasuke was located waiting of "Kakashi".
"Nope"
"What?"
"Because… THIS IS PAYBACK BITHCH!" and so Naruko kick her in the ass and thus making Sakura down the line into Sasuke which in turn made them fall in the hot spring. Naruko's laugh could be heard for miles.
