*~DISCLAIMER!!!~*

I do not own Evangelion. Gainax does. All characters, events, blah blah, make no money off this, blah blah, don't sue me, it's more money to sue than I could pay in damages. Don't flame me unless you want to be very fluently flamed back until not even forensic medicine could tell what you were. Comments, questions, opinions, and money are all readily accepted. That said, enjoy my fic. It's my virgin effort, so feedback, as always, is appreciated.  -Evanhellion