YOSH! I'm BACK! after such a long time! so anyways, i came up with a couple of drabbles while i was finishing up with "Hello Again" for those of you who haven't read it, please read it. Or else maybe some of these drabbles won't make sense. Also, let me inform you that all of theses oneshots or drabbles are NOT in sequential order. It's basically whatever comes into my head, i shall write. so i hope y'll enjoy this chapter which i like to call "Daymare"
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THIS WAS OFFICIALLY the third glass of champagne that Mokuba's brother, Seto Kaiba drank.
Which was indeed alarming for the younger Kaiba, for Kaiba, doesn't drink. Well, maybe once or twice in his life, but that was it. Kaiba doesn't drink.
Mokuba was tempted to ask his brother if he was nervous, for his wedding was tomorrow. Yes, you read right dear reader; Seto Kaiba is getting married tomorrow.
He watched as his brother took another sip of champagne again. Kaiba was staring outside his window, admiring the view of Domino City from his office at Kaiba corp. He did look awfully calm…but he was drinking, which caused Mokuba to be concern.
"Hey…" Mokuba began.
"Yeah?" Kaiba muttered as he took another sip from his glass.
"Ha-ha! BIG day tomorrow right?" Mokuba laughed nervously. Kaiba shrugged, "Indeed it is," he said.
"I mean, you're getting married! You're going to be a responsible married man!" Mokuba said. He wanted to know and he wanted to let his brother know that he will always be there for him.
"Aren't you nervous?"
Kaiba shook his head, and laughed, "Scared? Really Mokuba? It's like you don't know your own brother?"
"But…" Yet Mokuba kept his silence. Of course, Mokuba should have expected for Kaiba to respond like that. He began to wonder…was Kaiba REALLY nervous? Was drinking his way of trying to calm his nerves? Is he planning to come drunk on his own wedding?
But Kaiba doesn't drink…he's never been drunk. Yet Mokuba couldn't help but to wonder though…what kind of drunk his brother will be? Will he be those drunks who still act the same despite the intoxication? Or…bless the souls of those drunks who get really happy…will his brother be one of those?
Or….worse…what if Kaiba was…one of THOSE angry drunks?! Oh god, he could see it now!
He could see the church decorated by white flowers, a few seats available since Kaiba and Shizuka both wanted a small wedding.
He was standing next to his brother as the best man…the best man who was holding his brother up. And Yugi, was also on Kaiba's left, trying to hold him up as well. Kaiba couldn't stand straight…he couldn't even get out of the car…he was THAT drunk. Mokuba could hear his brother muttering under his breath, but he couldn't hear nor understand what he was saying.
At last, Shizuka came, and she looked beautiful. Poor girl, she had no idea about the condition of her husband-to-be. Mokuba swallowed, he prayed to the gods that existed that EVERY THING will go alright.
"Dearly beloved, We are gathered here today to join together this Man and this Woman in holy matrimony…" began the priest.
It seemed that everything was going to go smoothly…until…
"Mr. Seto Kaiba, do you agree to keep your marriage to this woman to live together under the His Holiness in the holy estate of matrimony?"
At this point, Kaiba finally looked up at the priest, his eyes were so unfocused he didn't even see who he was talking to, "Man, F**k you!" Kaiba blurts out.
"Who…who tha hell are you to question the great Selo Kaiba?" Kaiba said sluring half of the words in that very sentence.
"K-Kaiba," Yugi whispered, "This is the priest, his TRYING to marry you…"
Kaiba scoffed, "Well tha sucks for him, cuz I don like men….i thought…I thought I was gettin' married to Shizuka…"
"N-No!" Mokuba hissed, "He's trying to marry you and SHIZUKA! This is a priest! A holy man!"
Mokuba turned to the priest and smiled, "He's fine…he's just…a little tongue tied? Please…continue."
The priest nodded, and went on, "Will you love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in…"
"Lisen you…" Kaiba said again, "I'm so SICK and tired of all these…stupid questions! I'm SETO F**KING KAIBA! Don' chu…don' CHU dare QUESION ME!"
"SHH!" Yugi whispered in Kaiba ear, "Please stop, Kaiba you're causing a scene! You're going to make Shizuka cry!"
"Seto?" Shizuka whispered, "Are you ok?"
"Oh, my god…Shizuka!" Kaiba exclaimed since he noticed that Shizuka was beside him the whole time.
He placed his hand on her shoulder, and then the other…he started to lean down to kiss her until Mokuba and Yugi yelled, "NO! YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET!"
"LEGGO OF ME! HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME!" Kaiba yelled trying to get away from Yugi and Mokuba's grasp.
"CONTINUE! CONTINUE! IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY CONTINUE!" Mokuba screamed for dear life. The priest jumped and nodded.
"…AND FORSAKING OTHERS, KEEP YOUR EYE ON HER SO LONG AS YOU BOTH LIVE?!" the priest yelled fearing for his life.
Yugi nudged Kaiba, "Kaiba…KAIBA! Answer this question!"
"I ANSWER TO NO ONE!" Kaiba yelled, "Seto!" Shizuka was on the verge of tears, "Don't you love me?"
"YES I DO!" Kaiba yelled, the priest turned to Mokuba who nodded and said, "Just accept that!"
The priest turned to Shizuka he was about to ask her ,HER part of the section until Kaiba spotted the flowers…you see, in HIS eyes they looked like bushes, "Oh god," Kaiba muttered, "I gotta take a…"
"HOLD IT IN! HOLD IT IN!" everyone yelled in the church.
The priest turned and asked Shizuka the same question really quick before a CERTAIN someone interrupts. Once Shizuka said her three words the priest turned to the audience to ask the following question…
"And now if anyone disagrees with this statement as to why they may not lawfully be together…speak now or…"
"I DARE YOU!" Kaiba said turning to the audience, he pointed a finger dramatically at everyone, "I DARE YOU ALL TO QUESTION ME! YOU'LL REGRET THE DAY YOU QUESTIONED THE GREAT SETO KAIBA!"
No one moved, no one said a word. Mai was holding Jonouchi back, because he SERIOUSLY wanted to KILL this man.
Kaiba let out an evil laugh, "YOU FOOLS!"
Mai glared at Kaiba and muttered under her breath, "Does that egomaniac know his even at his wedding?"
"Just end it," Mokuba muttered. The priest nodded and said, "By the power invested in me, you may now kiss…"
Kaiba was about to fall backwards until Yugi held him in place.
"…the bride…" the priest finished.
Yugi and Mokuba had to get Kaiba to focus on Shizuka again, and once he did, it was like he knew what to do already. He kisses her…
LATERS…
"So tell me Shizuka, how did the honeymoon go?" Mai asked wanting to hear ALL the juicy details. This is what Mokuba heard as he was passing through the hallway. He stopped as he heard those words.
"Yeah, Shizuka did he treat you alright?" Anzu asked.
Shizuka and Kaiba got back from their honeymoon a few days ago. Kaiba went back to work while Shizuka stayed home with the twins.
"It was wonderful!" Shizuka said cheerfully, and then she added, "And yes, Seto treated me well."
"That's not what I'm talking about…" Mai said slowly, "I'm talking about the NIGHT of your wedding…how did it go?" Yeah, Mokuba thought, how did Seto do? (yes, they wanted to know about THAT).
"Well," Shizuka said thoughtfully, "We arrived to the ship and we well…went to sleep." She said simply. Mokuba nodded, of course, he figured his brother might not waste any time with THAT.
Mai shook her head; "He just couldn't wait, huh?" thinking certain nasty thoughts.
"That pervert…" Anzu muttered.
Shizuka nodded, "Yeah, poor Seto he must have been so exhausted. He didn't eat dinner, with all the planning, work and you know everything else…" Wait…say WHAT?
At this, Mai and Anzu turned bright red…oh! She meant THAT kind of sleep! Mokuba almost busted out laughing. So his brother was THOSE kinds of drunks…poor Seto indeed…he slept through the first night of his honeymoon!
ha...i'm so lazy...i should be studying...glob...anyways! read n' review!
