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Peter guessing and a good beat up session.
Puck stared deeply at his cereal. Or at least what he thought to be cereal. It's not as though he cared what it was anyway, he was a teenage boy, and if it smelled or looked edible he'd eat it. Hell, he'd eat it even if it didn't look or smell edible. Why was he not eating it then? Hmmm well let's direct our attention to the clock on the wall. Ahh yes, 6am. And why do you ask, is the lovely Puck Goodfellow up at this hour. Well let's just say the old lady said breakfast at 6 or none at all. Now Pucky boy here takes orders from no one, unless they evolve his eating habits. Another unfortunate factor of this early morning was that Puck was so exhausted he couldn't even lift his hand to pick up the spoon and scarf down his mystery breakfast. A ruckus from the stairs popped him out his cereal daze. The ruckus had not quite woken him up enough to make him move, but just enough for him to stop his internal cereal blabber.
"Morning Puckaberrilicious." Came a quiet voice that could only be the ever annoying Sabrina ' dogface' Grimm.
Upon registering the name Sabrina had just called him, Puck arm slid off of the table from under his chin in surprise. This was promptly followed by his face landing smack dab in the mushy pool that at some point Puck thought to be cereal. Behind him giggles irrupted from Sabrina's mouth eventually evolving into a full out snorting laugh.
"Really Grimm? Puckaberrilicious? Already thinking of pet names are we?" Puck smirked at his quick wit.
Sabrina recovered from her laugh attack and looked at him innocently. "You're the one whose face fell in their cereal!" She shook her head "priceless."
After a few seconds another set of feet came clambering down the stairs, these particular feet belonged to the other half of the Grimm sisters. It was the marshmallow in the flesh.
"Morning Sabrina, morning Puck... Whoa what happened to your face?" Daphne asked in a concerned tone. Sabrina broke into another fit of giggles.
"Sabrina touched it with her witchy fingers." Daphne's eyes widened in horror at Sabrina.
"You liar! Don't listen to him Daphne." Daphne looked from Sabrina to Puck, clearly confused. Puck grinned; glad he was pushing her buttons, before staring back at the mush that caused this drama.
"What are we doing anyway that is so important to be up this early?" Puck poked at his cereal. "Tick baths." Sabrina said simply, causing Puck to leap up in horror, ready to run for it. "Puck, no, she's kidding. Sabrina has a date." Daphne announced. Sabrina, who was previously looking amused for her latest comment, jerked her head around and gave Daphne a hard glare.
"A date? I was AWOKEN FROM MY SLUMBER BECAUSE OF A DATE! I WILL SMITE YOU GRIMM! DO YOU HEA... Wait, a date? Who would date you?" Puck hollered with a touch of jealousy.
Sabrina looked hurt. "It's not a DATE, we are going to check out the morning thistles, which quinticentually only bloom in the early hours of the morning."
"What a waste of a morning, who is this guy anyway, he sounds like a hippie." Puck tried to make it sound like he wasn't jealous.
"Oh you mean Josh? No no no, he's dreamy, he's like a young prince charming. Smart, handsome, chivalrous, sweet, funny..."
"Alright, Daphne, stop drooling." Sabrina interrupted. But she soon realized that Josh was all those things and smiled slightly.
"Well, uhhh he sounds like a total wimp!" Puck shouted in defense.
"Oh no, quite the opposite, he has these huge muscles! And well he lifts..."
"Daphne I think he gets the idea." Sabrina stopped Daphne's description of Josh before Puck's head exploded.
"WELL HE JUST SOUNDS SOOO PERFECT! NLAH BLAH BLAH!" Puck waved his hands in the air childishly. Puck leaned back over his mushy cereal and vented his anger upon it.
"Sabrina, Puck's murdering his cereal!" Daphne pointed at Puck accusingly. "Tattletale!" Puck accused back.
The doorbell rings suddenly.
"Could one of you, obviously not Puck, stop being immature and get the door!" Sabrina asked behind an armful of plates.
Daphne hopped up and skipped to the door, yanking it open. "Hello..." she blushed, "Josh." So called Josh smiled "Good morning Daphieloo." Puck rolled his eyes from the breakfast table and glanced up to see this mini prince charming. "His eyes are too far apart." Puck grumbled, they weren't. Sabrina sent a glare Puck's way before going to greet Josh.
"Ready?" Sabrina asked.
"Sure, but aren't you going to introduce me to your friend?" Josh asked politely.
"Oh he's not my..."
Puck cut Sabrina off "WAIT! YOU don't know who I am?" Puck wings appeared out his back and he flew over to Josh.
"Um, have we met before? I'm truly sorry I do not remember you." Josh said honesty
"This is Puck." Sabrina stated from the background.
"Shush 'Brina! No, you imbecile, you most certainly would remember if we had met," Puck stuck his index finger in Josh's face, "the point is you should just know who I am because I am incredibly famous and awesome!" Puck paused for a moment. "Come on princey boy, I'm awesome, I can fly, I live in A town where EVERAFTERS are trapped. Who else could I be but..."
"Peter pan?" Josh guessed. Sabrina slapped her forehead. "Oh no." Whispered Daphne.
Puck's eyes turned a blood red to match his angered face. "PETER PAN!" He repeated, he floated into the air above Josh and struck Josh with a look of pure hatred, anger, and possibly hurt. Josh cowered slightly as Puck unsheathed his wooden sword and jabbed it in Josh's chest, causing him to stumble onto his back. Puck landed and put a triumphant foot in the center of the fallen teen's chest.
"I am the trickster king, king if thieves, of stealing, pranking and AWESOMENESS! Peter pan is an insult to all things that fly... bees too. Damn flying death monkeys. Since you had no clue as to who I am, you are banished from this house, and from ever seeing my 'Brina! She deserves someone better and awesomer then you. You disgust me." Puck declared.
"And disgusting Puck takes a lot because normally he's the one that disgusts us." Daphne added, and Puck nodded in agreement.
Moments of awkward silence passed before Puck realized he no longer had a reason to be up this early. He'd finished his breakfast and beat up mere mortal, all in fewer than 10 minutes. His job here was done.
When Puck finally turned around to go back bed he was ambushed by a blonde. The wind was knocked out of Puck as he fell backwards, said blonde on top of him. A pair of lips found his and they kissed. It was different from their first kiss. This kiss had been initiated by the kissee (Sabrina) instead of the once kisser (Puck). Puck's hand traveled up to grasp Sabrina's hair the other resting lightly on her hip. Sabrina's hands were placed one over Pucks pounding heart and the other tightly squeezing his bicep.
Whilst the kiss was still going on Josh stood up and looked disappointed. "So it would seem that I will be viewing the morning thistles alone." "Guess you will." Daphne smiled at him politely as he walked out the door. Once he was gone, she giggled happily at the scene before her. Finally!
Puck broke the kiss momentarily, "Peter pan is not awesome." He stated with a frown. "Of course he isn't." She kissed Puck again. After a moment Puck broke away again. "I take things quite literally you know, please just get a sarcasm sign." Sabrina rolled her eyes again. But bent down and captured his lips once more, only to two have the kiss broken by Puck again. She huffed in frustration. "Okay so not that this kissing isn't great and all, I mean really great. But seriously Peter pan is stupid and lame!" Puck whined, only to be interrupted by a deep kiss from Sabrina. He shut up after that
