Idol Contest!!!
AHHH! PLEASE, NO FLAMES!
Shigure thought and thought. They were running out of money but what is there to help them get money? Shigure, Hatori, and Ayame drove around town together in Hatori's mini-van while they thought.
"Hey, hey, hey, Hatori...If we're trying to save money, don't you think the gas will be expensive?" Shigure asked.
"Oh my, I hadn't thought of that." Hatori immediatly turned the engine off as the three men sat in the car and thought.
Shigure noticed a sign on a pole, a sign about an idol contest.
Idol Contest
Have you always wanted to be an idol? Well, go ahead and sign up!
Females only
and you must know how to
sing,
dance,
act,
be a beauty-perfectionist,
and a model!
"Hey, how about we have some of the girls in our family sign up for the Idol Contest?!?!" Shigure suggested.
"Ooooh!" Ayame exclaimed, clapping his feminine hands together. "That will be so much fun!!"
Hatori smiled. "Yeah, I guess it would. Do you think Tohru would sign up for the job?"
Shigure thought. "Yeah, sure, she'll do just about everything for us."
"WHICH means we'll share our earning money with her, right, guys?" Hatori said sharply.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course!" Ayame cried. "Ooh! And think! Maybe I can get Mine to lend the girls some of our clothes!"
"Do you really have to ask her? I mean, you're her BOSS!" Shigure said.
"Well, I still think it's more polite to ask. I don't want her to think the place has gone bankrupt."
"How about Kagura?" Hatori asked.
"Duh, she'll do anything she thinks is fun and girly," Shigure hissed.
"Hey, you don't know that!" Ayame protested.
"Guys, guys, stop it," Hatori ordered. "And so Tohru and Kagura--check. How about Kisa?"
"Kisa? Maybe, if Haru persuades her to," Shigure suggested.
"You mean, WHITE Haru," Ayame said smartfully (word??).
Shigure and Hatori turned slowly towards Ayame.
Ayame blinked. "What? I think it's more specific if you call him White Haru. You never know if someone else means Black Haru."
"Ayame, you got it bad. Maybe you should go see a doctor or something." Hatori shook his head.
Shigure raised his hand. "Oh, I know! Hatori, you're a doctor, maybe you should give him a check-up appointment."
Hatori sighed. "Am I surrounded by insane people?"
"When you're a Sohma, you might as well be," the two replied.
Hatori shook his head. "Never mind. Let's get back to the point, guys. So Tohru and Kagura would do it, and maybe Kisa. Do you think Rin would do it?"
The two shook their heads.
"Are you crazy?" Shigure asked.
"She's still in the hospital, Hatori," Ayame said, more politely than Shigure (obviously). "I think it would take a miracle for her to agree AND to feel better."
"Fine, then, how about...Ritsu?"
"HUH?" Ayame and Shigure asked.
"Well, Ritsu obviously looks like a woman when he feels like it. I think he'd enjoy it. His sex is male, but you should know that he has got women's genes inside him too."
"True."
"So Ritsu's on the list...how about Yuki?"
"WHAT?!!" the two men screamed.
Shigure then shook his head. "You know, Ayame, Hatori's got a point. Yuki can pass for a girl."
Ayame thought about it and then clapped. "Yay! My younger brother is finally learning how to be a woman!"
They all (but him) sweat-dropped at the squealing snake. They raised a fist and punched him down onto the back of the car seat. "SIT, SNAKE!"
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NO FLAMES PLEASE!!!!!!!!!
