(f) Disclaimer: OK, I confess, I confess (dramatic break)
- it is me, me who actually own Lotr characters - wanna have some? Because
I'm giving them away. FOR FREE!
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You can have:
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category **WE LOVE THEM (OR NOT)**
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- one dark creature called Sauron in need of repair (he is still evil but can't harm anymore), shaped as an eye (gothic style)
TIP OF THE DAY: Great for Halloween parties!
code: BAD GUYS ROCK (1 item)
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- one very little used dwarf Gimli (with the book "Mines of Moria for Dummies & Elves") (+ dozen of axes for several occasions - from pink Barbie-style axe for kids party to silver cyber axe with DVD-player)
code: BARBIE SUCKS, BEARDED DUDES RULE (14 items)
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- 4 as new, still wrapped hobbits (original wrapping)
WARNING! Don't feed them with lembas-stuff if you wanna keep your apartment in the way you like it.
code: MERRY PARTY SET (4 items)
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- one good preserved Ranger and King of Gondor /Aragorn/ in great shape (I forced him to work out *a lot*)
+ BONUS Arwen Undominel - nice present for your boyfriend while you entertain yourself with Aragorn ...
or you can have Play station instead of Arwen
code: MAN 4 YOU (2 items)
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and finally... category **SIMPLY MUST-HAVES**
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- one very worn out elf Legolas, but he still have all of his ORIGINAL EQUIPMENT (includes:)
shinny blond hair (need to be brushed every 6 minutes, washed every day with L'Oreal shampoo for special elvish hair - **'cause he is worth it!**) (ok, that's part of the reason why I'm giving Leggy away)
one changeable pair of eyes (brown-blue, depends on the occasion)
matching clothes (space you need: about five full wardrobes)
and other stuff
like perfect skin, uhm, except for scared chest (one kinda neat Sauron sign)... oh yea, and that tattoo - *AVRIL IS PHSYCOTIC AND MANIPULATIVE BITCH* in elvish on his arm)...
otherwise he is almost AS GOOD AS NEW (that includes:)
both long legs,
both elegant yet muscular hands with delicate fingers (with regularly manicured fingernails aka 2 times a week),
firm butt (brand new, never used, at least not in *my fanfic*),
soft yet firm lips with *wild cherry* flavour (used! *a lot*),
pair of sexy pointy ears (they are a bit worn, so be careful while touching it)
+ EXTRA BONUS - silken or leather underwear. It's up to you!
code: 2 GOOD 2 BE TRUE (so many items I didn't feel like counting)
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OK, if you are interested just contact me at
avril505@yahoo.com
subject: wanna one (here put the code of the item you want)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""
Mostly available immediately and shipped in few centuries. We guarantee you to get them before the Tenth Age.
Eru the Great promised me his help to sent them via e-mail. They are waiting for you!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""
Oh, if you would like some old Isthars (Gandalf, Saruman), stewards or its relatives (Boromir, Faramir, etc.), orcs (I have tons of them - Uglyorc1, Uglyorc2,.....to Uglyorc783005), Uruk-hais (piles of them - Badbreath1, Messyhair66, Uglyface9765, Scarface450002....), ents (old, quite old, very old) or elves (blond, dark, Legolaslike, name it!) or men of Gondor or Rohan (women also) not mentioned above let me know.
I will roam through my dusted files in my computer and find them for you.
_______________________________________________________________________
IMPORTANT!
I'm so sorry, but I have just run out of Valars and Wargs - they were so cute that my friends took all of them home.
_______________________________________________________________________
category **OUTCASTED**
WARNING! Weird fixation on the rings that tend to be evil.
Hey! Want preciousssssssssssss Gollum? Hello? Anyone? (where did all the folk go?)
code: LOVES FISH&RINGS
****************************************************************** Like it? Hate it? Have comments? Tell me in review - the more the better.
***********************************************************************
You can have:
***********************************************************************
category **WE LOVE THEM (OR NOT)**
_______________________________________________________________________
- one dark creature called Sauron in need of repair (he is still evil but can't harm anymore), shaped as an eye (gothic style)
TIP OF THE DAY: Great for Halloween parties!
code: BAD GUYS ROCK (1 item)
_______________________________________________________________________
- one very little used dwarf Gimli (with the book "Mines of Moria for Dummies & Elves") (+ dozen of axes for several occasions - from pink Barbie-style axe for kids party to silver cyber axe with DVD-player)
code: BARBIE SUCKS, BEARDED DUDES RULE (14 items)
_______________________________________________________________________
- 4 as new, still wrapped hobbits (original wrapping)
WARNING! Don't feed them with lembas-stuff if you wanna keep your apartment in the way you like it.
code: MERRY PARTY SET (4 items)
_______________________________________________________________________
- one good preserved Ranger and King of Gondor /Aragorn/ in great shape (I forced him to work out *a lot*)
+ BONUS Arwen Undominel - nice present for your boyfriend while you entertain yourself with Aragorn ...
or you can have Play station instead of Arwen
code: MAN 4 YOU (2 items)
_______________________________________________________________________
and finally... category **SIMPLY MUST-HAVES**
_______________________________________________________________________
- one very worn out elf Legolas, but he still have all of his ORIGINAL EQUIPMENT (includes:)
shinny blond hair (need to be brushed every 6 minutes, washed every day with L'Oreal shampoo for special elvish hair - **'cause he is worth it!**) (ok, that's part of the reason why I'm giving Leggy away)
one changeable pair of eyes (brown-blue, depends on the occasion)
matching clothes (space you need: about five full wardrobes)
and other stuff
like perfect skin, uhm, except for scared chest (one kinda neat Sauron sign)... oh yea, and that tattoo - *AVRIL IS PHSYCOTIC AND MANIPULATIVE BITCH* in elvish on his arm)...
otherwise he is almost AS GOOD AS NEW (that includes:)
both long legs,
both elegant yet muscular hands with delicate fingers (with regularly manicured fingernails aka 2 times a week),
firm butt (brand new, never used, at least not in *my fanfic*),
soft yet firm lips with *wild cherry* flavour (used! *a lot*),
pair of sexy pointy ears (they are a bit worn, so be careful while touching it)
+ EXTRA BONUS - silken or leather underwear. It's up to you!
code: 2 GOOD 2 BE TRUE (so many items I didn't feel like counting)
_______________________________________________________________________
OK, if you are interested just contact me at
avril505@yahoo.com
subject: wanna one (here put the code of the item you want)
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""
Mostly available immediately and shipped in few centuries. We guarantee you to get them before the Tenth Age.
Eru the Great promised me his help to sent them via e-mail. They are waiting for you!
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""
Oh, if you would like some old Isthars (Gandalf, Saruman), stewards or its relatives (Boromir, Faramir, etc.), orcs (I have tons of them - Uglyorc1, Uglyorc2,.....to Uglyorc783005), Uruk-hais (piles of them - Badbreath1, Messyhair66, Uglyface9765, Scarface450002....), ents (old, quite old, very old) or elves (blond, dark, Legolaslike, name it!) or men of Gondor or Rohan (women also) not mentioned above let me know.
I will roam through my dusted files in my computer and find them for you.
_______________________________________________________________________
IMPORTANT!
I'm so sorry, but I have just run out of Valars and Wargs - they were so cute that my friends took all of them home.
_______________________________________________________________________
category **OUTCASTED**
WARNING! Weird fixation on the rings that tend to be evil.
Hey! Want preciousssssssssssss Gollum? Hello? Anyone? (where did all the folk go?)
code: LOVES FISH&RINGS
****************************************************************** Like it? Hate it? Have comments? Tell me in review - the more the better.
