(f) Disclaimer: OK, I confess, I confess (dramatic break) - it is me, me who actually own Lotr characters - wanna have some? Because I'm giving them away. FOR FREE!

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You can have:

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category **WE LOVE THEM (OR NOT)**

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- one dark creature called Sauron in need of repair (he is still evil but can't harm anymore), shaped as an eye (gothic style)

TIP OF THE DAY: Great for Halloween parties!

code: BAD GUYS ROCK (1 item)

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- one very little used dwarf Gimli (with the book "Mines of Moria for Dummies & Elves") (+ dozen of axes for several occasions - from pink Barbie-style axe for kids party to silver cyber axe with DVD-player)

code: BARBIE SUCKS, BEARDED DUDES RULE (14 items)

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- 4 as new, still wrapped hobbits (original wrapping)

WARNING! Don't feed them with lembas-stuff if you wanna keep your apartment in the way you like it.

code: MERRY PARTY SET (4 items)

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- one good preserved Ranger and King of Gondor /Aragorn/ in great shape (I forced him to work out *a lot*)

+ BONUS Arwen Undominel - nice present for your boyfriend while you entertain yourself with Aragorn ...

or you can have Play station instead of Arwen

code: MAN 4 YOU (2 items)

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and finally... category **SIMPLY MUST-HAVES**
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- one very worn out elf Legolas, but he still have all of his ORIGINAL EQUIPMENT (includes:)

shinny blond hair (need to be brushed every 6 minutes, washed every day with L'Oreal shampoo for special elvish hair - **'cause he is worth it!**) (ok, that's part of the reason why I'm giving Leggy away)

one changeable pair of eyes (brown-blue, depends on the occasion)

matching clothes (space you need: about five full wardrobes)

and other stuff

like perfect skin, uhm, except for scared chest (one kinda neat Sauron sign)... oh yea, and that tattoo - *AVRIL IS PHSYCOTIC AND MANIPULATIVE BITCH* in elvish on his arm)...

otherwise he is almost AS GOOD AS NEW (that includes:)

both long legs,

both elegant yet muscular hands with delicate fingers (with regularly manicured fingernails aka 2 times a week),

firm butt (brand new, never used, at least not in *my fanfic*),

soft yet firm lips with *wild cherry* flavour (used! *a lot*),

pair of sexy pointy ears (they are a bit worn, so be careful while touching it)

+ EXTRA BONUS - silken or leather underwear. It's up to you!

code: 2 GOOD 2 BE TRUE (so many items I didn't feel like counting)

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OK, if you are interested just contact me at



avril505@yahoo.com

subject: wanna one (here put the code of the item you want)



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Mostly available immediately and shipped in few centuries. We guarantee you to get them before the Tenth Age.

Eru the Great promised me his help to sent them via e-mail. They are waiting for you!

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Oh, if you would like some old Isthars (Gandalf, Saruman), stewards or its relatives (Boromir, Faramir, etc.), orcs (I have tons of them - Uglyorc1, Uglyorc2,.....to Uglyorc783005), Uruk-hais (piles of them - Badbreath1, Messyhair66, Uglyface9765, Scarface450002....), ents (old, quite old, very old) or elves (blond, dark, Legolaslike, name it!) or men of Gondor or Rohan (women also) not mentioned above let me know.

I will roam through my dusted files in my computer and find them for you.

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IMPORTANT!

I'm so sorry, but I have just run out of Valars and Wargs - they were so cute that my friends took all of them home.

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category **OUTCASTED**

WARNING! Weird fixation on the rings that tend to be evil.

Hey! Want preciousssssssssssss Gollum? Hello? Anyone? (where did all the folk go?)

code: LOVES FISH&RINGS

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