Title: Behind the scenes
Summary: What if Katekyo Hitman Reborn was just a big and succesful premiere time show in Japan? What if all the characters are just actors? What if all their characters are different from their real characters? Let us read and..laugh! WARNING: Crack characters. The episodes are not in order.
Disclaimer: I own nothing in this fanfiction except the plot. HAVE FUN READING THIS!
© Psychosomatic Delusion
Notes are at the end of each chapter.
Chapter 1: Roman Numerals
"Then, Xanxus was stopped by the 9th's Zero Point Breakthrough." The Rain Arcobaleno said in a shocked manner.
"Shut up. Shut up! I am the one worthy to become the 10th!" Tsuna just looked Xanxus in a serious manner, while Xanxus angrily shouted his claims.
"X represents ten. I am Xanxus. Destined to become the Tenth! A man who has two titles of "ten" in his name! Xanxus! Do you think-!"
However, before the scarred adult could finish his lines, Tsuna butted in, hand raised in a stopping gesture.
"Now wait, I'm sorry to explain this, but I think, no, not THINK, there IS something wrong with your line there, Xanxus-kun.",Tsuna said with a calmed tone. This caused Xanxus to be alarmed and sweat dropped.
"W-what is is, Tsunayoshi-san?" ,Xanxus nervously asked.
Tsuna, out of nowhere, pulled a paper and pen from his pants' pocket and wrote something.
" X in Roman Numeral means 10, right, and 20 has two X's, so if we combine the two X's that you mentioned, it should be equalled to 20…right, Xanxus-kun~?" Tsuna, tilted his head , said in a teasing but sarcastic tone. He gave his most bored look to the poor adult.
"B-b-but I'm just following Amano-sensei's and Kishima-san's(1)-!" A glare from Tsuna immediately shut Xanxus up.
"Am I right,Xanxus-kun~?" The brunette prolonged the "r" which scared the man, indicating that the story is finished.
"Y-yes. I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M VERY SORRY, TSUNAYOSHI-SAN!" Xanxus said while repeatedly did the full Sai-keirei(2) bow in front of the kid. But Tsuna just ignored this gesture with a wave of his hand, immediately stopping the adult, and turned to their director.
"Imaizumi-san(3), can we please skip this part so that Xanxus-kun and the write can study their basic Math and continue with the Future or Daily arc tomorrow?", asked,more like ordered, Tsuna with his bored but don't-argue-with-me-or-I'll-castrate-you tone. The director just sighed at his actors' antics, already used with this everyday scenario.
"Okay, but tomorrow you'll have to work harder okay, Xanxus-kun, Tsuna-kun?"
A nod,from Tsuna, and a squeeking "Yes,sir!" from Xanxus were produced.
"Now, let's wrap this up and rest. Tomorrow, we'll go to Namimori forest to finalize Tsuna-kun's and Byakuran-kun's fight."
A chorus of "Yes" were heard from the staffs and actors alike. They went home like nothing happened. This always happen anyways. If the world-renowned Tsunayoshi Sawada corrected your lines, your acting, or even the way you lived, heed his advice or else you will find yourself in a cemented steel barrel and float lifelessly in Tokyo Bay(3)..or so they say.
NOTES:
1: Nobuaki Kishima (Kishima is the surname) is the script writer of the KHR series.
2. Sai-keirei- a 90-degree bow which are rarely used even by Japanese. If this were performed either you really respected that person or he/she is in much higher position than you.
3. Kenichi Imaizumi- the director of the KHR project.
3. It is said that Yakuza, a Japanese Mafia, would often dumped a dead body at Tokyo bay. Being cemented ,it would submerged to the water and never be found again.
Was that good? This is supposed to be funny,so please laugh! Anyways, it's been on my mind since forever, and I only now have the courage ( more like time) to write this! If you have any suggestions or episodes/lines(specific lines) that you want me to write a behind-the-scenes version just PM me
