The Knight and the Hussy
As the sunset ends and the moon begins to appear Shining is playing with his new 4G touch screen phone he got at Pony-Mart, he's transferring all the numbers from his old flip phone to the new one. Shining noticed that he had preloaded ringtones in his new phone and started to assign them, starting with Twilli with this ringtone of me and Charlie talking by Miranda Lambert. After that he continued on until he reached Rarity's number with a sly smile put I like Big butts and I cannot Lie by Sir Mix-A lot, after that finally he got to Cadences's number and ringtone which is I'm here for the party by Gretchen Wilson. When this is done he used his new phone immediately to start texting Rarity and right away she replied,
"Hello Darling what are you doing?"
"Well hello there my sexy white mademoiselle, I'm sitting in the park." Shining Responded
"Really? Can I join you?" Rarity asked,
"Sure." Shining replied
Rarity arrived ten minutes later and saw Shining on the bench and kissed him. His phone rings and it's Cadence's number he ignored it and it went to voice mail and Rarity asked,
""Who it was?"
"It was Cadence as usual." Shining answered,
"What does she want?" Rarity huffed,
"Well let's find out in voicemail." Shining responded,
"ANSWER YOUR PHONE! I KNOW YOU'RE WITH THAT HOME WRECKING SKANK! COME ON PICK UP YOU PRICK!" after that he hangs up. Shining looks over at Rarity who had a disgusted expression on her face,
"So I'm a home wrecking skank? That coming from a drunken whore."
Shining laughed at that comment made by Rarity. Rarity asked,
"Do you want to go back to my place?" Shining smiled an evil grin,
"Let's do it here." Rarity responded with a kiss, as they began doing IT." From afar you see Big Mac and Cadence taking a stroll and they noticed the couple and Cadence takes out her phone and dialed 911 and the operator asked,
"What's the emergency?"
"There's a couple having coitus in a public place." Cadence replied, and the operator says,
"We are sending a unit to the park." They send a unit with the crew of CLOPS, as you hear the theme song play bad boys, bad boys whacha gonna do, whacha gonna do when they come for you.
As the officers of Ponyville and the crew of CLOPS approached the couple, Rarity has a horrified look and Shining has the deer in the headlights look.
"What's going on here?" said one of the officers, Shining begins to stammer.
"Um…Um…It's not what it looks like."
"Really now; Then what is it?" said the officer,
As they hoofcuffed both of them, meanwhile in the Sparkle household Orion is flipping channels and stops on CLOPS,
"Dad why are we watching this?" asked Twilight.
"Because it's funny to watch." Twilight rolls her eyes,
"That looks like Rarity and oh my gosh that's Shining!" In the background you can see Big Mac and Cadence Laughing hysterically.
A/N: This story is for NocturneD and some of his friends because they asked, also Biggmomma46 is coming out today with her oneshots and story give my fiancée her some love and support by reading and reviewing them and finally on my list of favorite authors give them love and R&R they deserved it too there are my great friends thank you.
