Yu-Gi-Oh: Behind The Cards

Chapter 1: Behind The Addiction

I bet you never thought Yu-Gi-Oh cards sent subliminal messages to your brain, making you a mindless Yu-Gi-Oh slave. That's right, not only that, but it makes you pray that Osama Bin Laden someday becomes your best friend. It also makes you have a strange craving for jellybean and pickle pizza. And you thought it was harmless you stupid idiot. You're probably wondering how it sends you receive these subliminal messages. Well first you buy the cards, but the cards are coated in addiction powder that makes you have the urge to by more cards (side effects include constipation, temporary loss sight, temper tantrums, bankruptcy, loss of cash, headaches, stomach cramps, indigestion, heartburn, hair loss, and in rare cases death). Then as you play the poison lets into your bloodstream and when you go to sleep you dream the messages that follow, "Buy yu-gi-oh, you are a worthless maggot without yu-gi-oh, buy yu-gi-oh......now"