My imagination ceases to amaze me.

So, I present "Do you wanna write a lemon"

Children under the age of 13 should not read this.


A person that has been recently introduced to fanfiction bounds down the halls, stopping at his friend's door.

Writer?

*knocks on door*

Do you wanna write a lemon?

Come on let's please the fans,

I don't read K stories anymore,

They're such a bore,

Or the obsession will go away!

We used to look at fan art,

But now, you don't,

Why did you even start?

Do you wanna write a lemon?

It really has to be a lemon.

"No!"

Okay, bye.


After reading precocious amounts of fanfiction, the person responds enthusiastically to the surrounding fandom communities. He/she bounds down the halls, knocking cheerfully at their friend's door.

*Writer?*

Do you wanna write a lemon?

Or read smut written on the walls?

I think some slash is really overdue,

I've started talking to the horny fangirls on the web!

"Oooh, look, femslash!"

It gets a little boring,

All these M rated fics,

Just watching the characters f***!

"Ahhh! Creepy fangirls!"


After reading large amounts of fandom and delving deep into the dark corners of fandom communities, the person grows weary of the insane fandom obsession from other people. Now tired of all the fandom, the person slowly walks down the hall, pausing occasionally to wince. He/she slumps down, back against the door.

*knocks sadly*

Writer, please, I know you're in there,

You've been hiding all these years.

They say don't read don't like,

And I have tried to,

But my brain insists,

My mind is scarred.

I can't take any more OCs,

And now, I know,

Why you refuse to write.

Do you-

Do you wanna write a K fic?


This is partially based upon my own fanfiction experience. I guess you could call it "The evolution of a fanfiction reader".

This song has been edited multiple times for continuity.