Molly Gets Even

Author's Note: This is a crossover between Robot Chicken and The Big Comfy Couch. It is rated M because well, Molly gets even rather violently and the director flips out. Main note: all actions are in brackets [], and all of Molly's thought bubbles are within these things . Now, this is short because it's like a Robot Chicken clip, and it comes at the very end of a Robot Chicken episode. Correct me if the chicken's bawking at the end is wrong at the end. I can't remember exactly what the closed captioning says (closed captioning is awesome, by the way, because if you stay up until midnight to watch something, it's always good to not understand what you're hearing and to be too sleepy to read what the hell the captions say. Also good for BBC America if you can't understand British accents, or if you're just lazy).

Now, to the fanfic!

AND…ACTION!

"Come on, Molly, let's go play! Oops! Sorry about that, Molly. I'm such a clumsy clown you know," Loonette smiled.

later on

"[yawns] I'm so tired. Oops! Sorry, Molly. You really like the floor today don't you?"

Oops this, oops that, oops every time we do anything. Well guess what, Loonette? I'm sick and tired of your little oopsie-poopsie. Guess what? I'm going to get even.

[the next morning]

"I'm going to do my clock rug stretch. Oops! Sorry, Molly. Well, be back in a jiff!"

[Loonette does her stretches then returns to the couch]

"Hey Molly," Loonette smiled. "What's with the angry look?"

picture of Loonette with x's for eyes

"I'm dead? Why would you think of me as dead?"

picture of dog

"I'm a dog?"

picture of female dog's pee pee

"I'm a bitch? Since when did we start using profanity? What are you holding behind you? Is that a gun?

[Molly pulls out an AK-47 and shoots Loonette a bazillion times, shooting brain matter and blood all over the lights, turning the scene red. The couch and Loonette were destroyed.]

picture of a happy Molly

AND CUT!

"Great job, everyone. Hey, the scene's over. Hey!" the directed called. Loonette still wasn't getting up.

picture of a happy Molly

"OH MY GOD! YOU REALLY FUCKING KILLED HER! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"

Bawk-Bawk-Bawk-Bawk, Bawk-Bawk-Bawk, Bawk-bawk-bakeBawka-Waka-bawk-bawk…

No clowns were hurt in the writing of this fanfic. It's fake. Get over the murder and laugh.