Kohta x Lucy One-shots.
1: Bad Jokes.
Kohta and Lucy were getting ready for bed. They had dressed into their sleep clothes and got under the covers.
"Good night, Kohta." Lucy whispered.
"Good night, Lucy." Kohta whispered back. They both closed their eyes and began drifting off to sleep….for the first two minutes.
"Hey Kohta! Wanna hear a joke I found on the Internet today?" Lucy asked.
"Sure."
"How does a hipster burn his tongue?"
"I don't know. How?"
"He drinks it before it becomes cool." Lucy snickered a bit and so did Kohta."
"Hey! That was pretty good. Here's another one. Why can't silkworms race each other?"
"I don't know. Why?" Lucy asked.
"Because it always end in a tie." Both the human and the diclonius giggled.
"Good one!" Lucy shouted. "Oh how about this?"
Kohta leaned forward to hear the joke better.
"What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?"
"What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?"
"Nothing. It just let's out a little wine." Now Lucy and Kohta were roaring with laughter."
"I got one! What do you call an alligator detective who wears a vest?"
"I don't know." Lucy said.
"An investigator!" The two jokers shook the whole house with their laughter. At that moment Yuka came in and yelled: "BOTH OF YOU BAKAS BETTER GO TO SLEEP NOW! I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING!"
Lucy and Kohta fell asleep in each other's arms, still giggling.
