Ninja Vs. Tfue
It was just an ordinary day for your boy ninja. Fortnite all day. So many wins. Ninja wanted those solo dubs but unfortunately for him Tfue wanted to play with him. He put his Fortnite party on private and blocked Tfue. Tfue was a bad player and ninja wanted the wins. Meanwhile Tfue was streaming some Sniper Shootout LTMs; he soon realised what had happened and alas, Ninja had blocked him.
"I see how it is, this is war Ninja!" said Tfue. He couldn't take it anymore, why was this happening? Tfue invited ninja to his party and after the longest thirty minutes of his life, Ninja finally joined.
"What the flip man, I just wanted to play Fortnite with u bro!" screamed Tfue at the top of his lungs.
"Well I didn't want to play with you because you're bad, I hate playing with you!" Ninja shot back.
"Alright, well if you think I'm so bad, let's have a build battle." offered Tfue; Ninja agreed. They were on a private server with over 200k people watching on Twitch. Eventually, the Battle Bus came to rest over Tilted Towers.
"3…2…1…GOOOOOOOOO!" screamed ninja
It was an insane fight; there were so many casualties. Fans watching at home were having heart attacks because of the building speed. Ninja and Tfue were both building at over 200 90s per second. The battle reached build limit in 20 seconds. Both were still trying to build 90's at build limit but both soon realised what happened; the battle began. What happened next would be talked about for years to come; the viewers would pass on stories of the events down to their descendants. All you could hear was the blaze of bullets being fired and structures being built. Viewers were having heart attacks due to the sheer speed and skill on display. Eventually the towers built by the two came down. The world held their breath as both players fell. When they hit the ground, the truth was revealed. They both died at the same time.
"Well Ninja, it seems you couldn't beat me after all" Tfue boasted.
"WHAT THE FUCK D'YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT" roared Ninja "I am still better than you Tfue, and I'll prove it!" The next challenge between the two legends occurred in a Fortnite game. They would both go into Fortnite games and whoever got the most kills would get the ULTIMATE VICTORY ROYALE!
Ninja dropped Tilted Towers that game. He landed at Trump Tower, because what's life without a little risk, and there's bound to be loads of noobs there. He instantly killed a noob who didn't have a gun. He pickaxed his way through the roof of the tower and caught someone opening the chest on the top floor; let's just say he didn't last long. He had to be careful because a lot of people went to tilted towers. "YESSSS, a heavy sniper! There is no way I can lose now!" Ninja said as he looted the rest of the tower and killed 2 more. He left a trap by the entrance of the tower he then ran back up the stairs to the top; getting a trap kill with the trap he left at the bottom. Once he was at the top he cleared the whole of Tilted with his heavy sniper. He got another 15 kills. He had already got 20 kills. Ninja saw a streamer who had got about 15 people to follow him in the game. This was his lucky day as he had clearly been blessed by the Fortnite Gods. They were all rubbish no-skins. Of course, Ninja used his launch pad and landed on them. He killed all of them to get up to 35 kills. Now ninja was motivated. He would get his 10th fifty bomb and be better than Tfue! He was in the top 25 and he saw about 10 people running to the circle near Loot Lake. It took a while, (because of the slow reload of the heavy sniper) but in the end all 10 of them had their lives ended and were sent back to the lobby by your homie ninja. It was finally a top 10 and ninja still needed 5 kills he saw 4 defaulty bois hanging around in 1 by 1's and used his grappler to get over to them. He killed all of them and by that time it was a final 1v1. Ninja was worried, he knew he had the skill and class to win the game but he had to make sure he killed that last guy.
"N-Nani?!" He shouted as he checked the kill feed. The other player was none other than Tfue himself! He was also on 49 kills so whoever got the Victory Royale would be the winner! By this time there were ninja and Tfue fans attacking each other in the street and the police couldn't stop them! Ninja vs. Tfue was almost a full out war! Ninja and Tfue both had the best loot. They saw each other peek out of their builds and fired their shots. But both of them died at the exact same time again, and instead of saying #1 Victory Royale, it said #1 Draw Royale on both screens. But even more mysteriously both of the streamers had just vanished in a flash when the shots were fired. They were gone for weeks with no trace. People had many theories; Ali-A thought it was the Fortnite gods and normal people thought they had been kidnapped but no matter where people looked, there wasn't a trace. They were gone...
Ninja thought he had died; He was sure he had killed Tfue but he had other things to worry about; he was in a dark room with nobody around. Suddenly, a man stepped out of the shadows!
"IT IS I, BARACK OBAMA" revealed the man.
"N-No way… I thought Mr. Trump had defeated you" stuttered ninja.
"Do not fear ninja; I am still alive and I will grant you your greatest desire my boy. What would that be?" Mr. Obama announced in a booming voice.
"W-Well I have an arch nemesis and there is one thing that I would need from you to help me defeat him Lord Obama" replied ninja
"Ah yes, and what is that?" questioned my Obama.
"T-T-THE N-WORD PASS!" ninja demanded
"Permission granted ninja" said Obama, "but don-
"NIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA" Ninja screamed. Unbeknownst to him, the same thing was happening with Tfue. They were Obama's two sons and the time had finally come for their father to grant them use of the n-word. Both sons were excited to defeat the other in battle. But they had no idea that both of them had the pass.
Now it was time for war preparation. Ninja and Tfue were building their armies; both had about 500,000,000 troops and ninja and Tfue had personally trained all of them to be insane Fortnite players. And finally 4 years after their first Fortnite argument broke out it was time for the final one. A full out war between one billion fans and the two leaders. It was 2nd June 2022. The battle would consist of a huge fight but it would be epic because it would be a fight between Fortnite gamers. Because they were only Fortnite players and not real fighters it wouldn't last long. After just 3 days it had come to a close. The only fighters left were the leaders of the 2 groups: Ninja and Tfue. They were both very confident. Due to their training they had both grown to 60ft tall and had massive muscles.
"There is no way you will beat me Tfue" claimed Ninja,"my power is too great".
"Do not make me laugh Ninja, you cannot even begin to imagine the p-"
"DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH ME TFUE," Ninja bellowed, "I WILL WIPE YOU OFF THE FACE OF THIS EARTH!"
"LET'S SEE ABOUT THAT," Tfue shouted back, "PREPARE YOURSELF NINJA!"
"NIGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAA". They go in to punch each other screaming the n-word but because their power was equal; their fists collide and create a shockwave flattening the surrounding area for miles. But just as the whole of America is flattened, a portal appears at the feet between the 2 Fortnite players.
It is him, the creator of life, the destroyer of worlds, the one with the power to alter reality itself.
Shaggy.
"zoinks" said shaggy. "u guys almost destroyed the earth; I had to use about 1.72% of my power to stop you." They where both lost for words. They had heard myths of the great shaggy but they never thought he was actually real. They were lucky that shaggy had been merciful on them. If he had even unleashed 3 or 4% of his power they would have been in real trouble. He was a man more powerful than any in the universe. He defeated thanos with his eyes closed and didn't even keep the infinity gauntlet. "s-sorry lord, it w-will never happen again" stuttered both the epic fortntie players. "it had better not; or you two may become scooby snacks!" replied shaggy. "B-but what about the whole of America. We have killed everyone in it and our armies which totals up to over 1 billion" said Tfue. "don't worry about that" shaggy assured him. Shaggy snapped his fingers and everything went back to normal. All the dead came back to life and everything destroyed was restored. Ninja and Tfue went back to being about 6ft tall instead of 60. "right, looks like my work here is done. Now if you'll excuse me I have got to get back to creating my 3,295,697th universe." Said shaggy. The players just waved and were to shocked to speak because of what they had just witnessed. From that day on in fear of lord shaggy; ninja and Tfue were best friends and agreed that they were both good at fortnite. Ninja played duos with Tfue and didn't make his party private. Everyone was happy.
Until one day…scooby sprints through a portal and meets ninja and tfue in a park. "ninja, Tfue, we are in desperate need of your help!"
Part 2 coming soon (maybe febuary) thanks to my friend simon for helping me and giving me a lot of ideas for this. This took me about 4 hours or more to write so please like it and follow me
P.S. not being racist by saying the n-word, only a joke.
