Zack was really bored one day, so he talked to his friend Woody. Woody then proceeded to fart and everyone laughed because farts are funny. Zack laughed and made a joke about Woody's farty fart and then everyone laughed again.

"Hi Woody," Zack said and Woody farted.

"Hi Zack," Woody said, and then farts again. "I ate a lot of beans."

"You eat everything," Zack says and then Woddy laughed as he farted really loud this time. It smelt so bad everyone fled that area except for Zack who responded back with an even bigger fart. They were really good friends with really good farts. After the smell went away, London comes over wearing a sailor fuku and Grade A zettai ryouiki, which is really hot if you're into that type of thing. I mean, it was really, really, really hot, but you had to be into that type of thing to enjoy the hotness of what London was wearing. I wish you were there, because it's so hot and I can't even explain how hot it is. London then walks away.

"I have feelings for you," Zack said a loud, and Woody brunches his eyebrows. This was impossible – how can a boy like Zack fall in love with a man like Woody? Sure, he remembers the talk of Zack saying that girls are terrible and wishes he can live without them – but why, why would even dare himself to be in love with Woody? He knew this was a joke. His best buddy couldn't be having those type of feelings for him.

Woody farts sexily. "Me too."

Then they both made out and a double rainbow appeared. It was so intense, so vivid, nobody knew what it meant. It was even starting to turn into a triple rainbow. Of course, Zak and Wody was so into each other they ignored the beauty.

Then Bailey farted.

The End.

A/N: Hey. If anyone wants me to write another chapter please write a review. :) I worked really hard on this and at the end of this chapter I started crying because I knew I had to continue this, because I had a dream about this, and I had to write it out (just like Smeyer with Twilight LOL). Please write a comment! Xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooooooox)