The Tremendous Life of Perseus Jackson

By Senior Camp Scribe; Mino Chaufker

Perseus Jackson was sired from Sally Jackson and Poseidon, Greek God of the Sea, Rivers, Floods, Droughts, Earthquakes and Horses, in Lenox Hill Hospital. His father was not present at his birth, as he had to smooth his deities on Mount Olympus. When he reached Kindergarten, he managed to get his meaty toddler hands around a python that had mysteriously found its way into his playpen. He was expelled from his first school after he presumably spilt corrosive acid over his science teacher, Ms. Angelina Fitzpatrick. Police came to investigate the scene the second time he hot expelled, when a odd man chased him through the School Science block with an axe – and was blamed for Anti-Social Vandalism on the school 300$ reptile house. He was expelled from his next school for constant Misbehaviour and Poor Grades. He then departed his next school for hitting a chute lever on the catwalk above the Leopard Shark enclosure at Marine World, allowing his class to take the plunge. He was then taken leave from his next one for having an accident with a revolutionary war cannon at the Saratoga Battlefield. He released statement of false accusation for fraud accident, but it was dismissed and he was sent to Yancy Academy, a school for troubled kids. He began to unfold the truth of himself being special, after one of the Alecto of The Erinyes, revealed to be his Pre-Algebra Chaperone teacher from Georgia. The false identity made by King Minos and Shakespeare. He was then expelled from Yancy Academy for Rude Behaviour, Awful Grades and Lack of Effort. He was went home to his Mothers and Stepfathers; Gabriel Ugliano; apartment. His stepfather was later revealed; after his death; too of physically and verbally abused Perseus and Sally Jackson. But as he was on a Substation rally bus, it seemingly broke down and he had an encounter with the fates, who cut the thread. This was actually the fate of Luke Castellan, son of Hermes. He was on a trip to Montauk on N. Long Island when his Keeper, the Satyr Grover Underwood, found him and got him to camp half blood, but the Council of Cloven Elders didn't pass judgement as there were numerous cases of bad keepsmanship from the Satyr. He was later moved into the Hermes cabin as an undetermined camper, before being claimed as Poseidon's son after a victorious game of Capture the Flag. He was later accused of thievery on Zeus's Master Lightning Bolt, and so a successful quest followed, brandishing Luke Castellan as the Thief. He then went to school the following year at Meriwether Prep and was expelled due to serious violent conduct, even though this was an encounter with some Laistraygonian Giants. After the events of Thalia's pine being poisoned, him, Tyson (Recently claimed as his new half-brother) and Annabeth Chase breached camp rules to try and save their friend Grover Underwood (Searching for Pan, opening empathy link with Percy). They succeeded in this quest, and were not punished for illegal behaviour. His third quest was also illegal behaviour, he was desperate to save his friend Annabeth Chase, and he did succeed, with assistance from his Pegasus, Blackjack. He then attended Goode High School Orientation day with his mortal friend, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, and was close to being expelled after an incident with and Empousa. A quest preceded, to get into the centre of the labyrinth, a maze of tricks and puzzles. He did complete this under the lead of Annabeth Chase, and witnessed the forthcoming of Pan, lord of the wild. After attending Goode School again, he was approaching the great prophecy date, and successfully disabled the Princess Andromeda with Charles Beckendorf, Son of Hephaestus. He unfortunately passed away on this mission though. The great battle came and went; the Olympians were victorious, with Percy bathing in the River Styx. Although it was actually Luke Castellans prophecy, not Percy Jacksons. Percy was then offered immortality, which he formally declined, but requested that all gods claimed their kids, and that minor gods would have a cabin at Camp-Half-Blood. On his sixteenth birthday, he started dating Annabeth Chase. When he was 18, Percy left Camp to buy a villa on Olympus with Annabeth Chase, so she could watch over her architect project. They stayed there a while, before buying a seaside cabin at Camp-Half-Blood, keeping the villa as a holiday house. Annabeth was away on week days, and Percy took his time to become Assistant Activities Director at Camp. He started a pledge when he was 19, that Demigods should gain the same power as the Hunters of Artemis, and gain immortality, unless defeated in battle. He made a petition which the gods argued over. When he was 21, he proposed to Annabeth Chase, who said yes. Although the architect project would still prevent them from seeing eachover much, even though Percy frequently visited her on Olympus. They had their wedding at Camp; lots of people came to watch. When he was 23, the god finally agreed to Percy Jackson's pledge, and gave Half-Bloods immortality. Poseidon followed him greatly through the debate, and invited Percy and his friends to a ceremony in his underwater palace. At this moment, Percy is going around America finding Half-Bloods who he has met before, and gaining with the new immortality they deserve. So far he has found Eurytion at the Triple G Ranch, Prince Nico di Angelo at his new palace in the Underworld and Jake Mason, working at his father's forges in Mt. St Helens. He still visits his wife regularly on Olympus, who says that the architecture will be complete in about 15 years. His best friend remains Grover Underwood, who has his own forest castle in Maine, but is at camp-half-blood a lot of the time. His Half-brother Tyson sees him every summer, when he is on break from Poseidon's forges. He has a throne in the underwater palace, and goes there when an important council has been issued. He holds the record at Camp for rowing, and remains an excellent swordsman. He had twins with Annabeth called Megan and Jack.

That my friends, is Percy Jackson

(A/N: Hope you like it! Next I will be doing Annabeth Chase, Grover Underwood, Tyson the Cyclopes, Nico di Angelo, Thalia Grace, Clarisse la Rue and most of the other campers who are still alive after the bigbigbig battle)