Yay for posting the first Cafe Kichijouji fanfiction! I'm quite excited!

Also, I considered this story to be a "comedy/friendship..." I'll admit, I don't know if that "friendship" tidbit is accurate, but...


It seems I've screwed up again. I suppose danger just can't stay away from me. But it wasn't my fault! I mean, usually it isn't.

So around closing time, I was just walking to the back - minding my own business – and decided to go out for a smoke break. It was nice; I sat there all by myself, collecting my thoughts, inhaling and exhaling a pack of light ones…

Then Taro comes out and sees me smoking.

And you know, it doesn't really matter what I'm doing; he'll hate my guts for it.

So for some reason or another, he decided to take his shoe off and toss it at me. I was thinking, "What the heck, man?!" Naturally, his aim is always spot-on, and he nailed me right in the back of the head.

I started yelling at him and snatched the shoe off the ground from him. Then he started yelling at me, and he took his other shoe off to hit me a second time.

And the next thing I knew, the enraged boss came out and shut us both up. Then he was all like, "The BOTH OF YOU are going to stay an extra fifteen minutes EVERY NIGHT for a WEEK to wash dishes!"

And will we get paid for those extra fifteen minutes? As if.