I was really bored, so. Yeah.
Stan calls Kyle late at night. The following conversation occurs…
"H-hello…?"
"Kyle!"
"Stan…? It's, like… 3 in the morning."
"Sorry, it's just… I missed you, buddy."
"I saw you earlier."
"Ha, so? I'm not allowed to miss my best friend?"
"…I mean, you're allowed to, but it's 3am."
"You are such a square. It isn't even that late."
"I have school tomorrow, Stan. We have school tomorrow."
"Ah, that… I don't really feel like going."
"You're slurring your words."
"Whaaat? Pft, ha, you are."
"Goddamit…"
"Kyyyle…!"
"Yes?"
"Please don't do this again. You always act like you're my dad."
"Someone has to keep your reckless self from doing something even more stupid than… this."
"Kyle."
"Right… I'm sorry. Tell me how much of an absolute blast you're having all alone in your room."
"I'd be having more fun if you were here."
"Ha, because I can totally get out of this house without being grounded for the rest of my life."
"I'm rooting for you, Kyle! You can do it!"
"I can't come over."
"Whyyy?"
"I have a huge test in school, I need sleep."
"You can get sleep over here!"
"Really?"
"You're right… Scratch that, I'd have you up all night."
"Wh-what?"
"Nothing."
"Dude… that's gay."
"I didn't say anything…!"
"Okay…"
"Good."
"You're sure you aren't gay?"
"I'm sure…! God, don't be a fucking asshole."
"Whoa, dude, I was just kidding..."
"…"
"I think I'm gonna go to sleep, now…"
"No, don't go…!"
"…Fine."
"What if I was gay?"
"I dunno."
"We'd still be friends, right…?"
"Yeah, of course."
"Okay, good."
"I knew it."
"You knew what?"
"You are gay."
"Shut up! I'm not!"
"You are!"
"No…!"
"It's okay if you are, Stan."
"…Fuck you."
"I bet you want to."
"You're a piece of shit."
"Would you really keep me up all night if I came over?"
"Kyle…! Just shut up!"
"Haha!"
"I'll see you tomorrow."
"O-okay… Heh.."
"Bye, asshole."
End
