Hi! This is my second My Hero Academia fanfic, and it's an AU! This a thing I came up with while I was bored, and I do hope you enjoy this weird amalgam I thought of!

Ratings may change, so be on alert!


The sounds of mini submachine guns, pistols, pump-action shotguns.. and the constant yelling of a certain someone.. roared throughout Grove Street for there was gang battle.

If the police could be considered a gang, that is.

What started as a confrontation between two Families gang members escalated into an all-out battle with the cops since some other hopeful gangster thought that by bringing in the "Five-O", things would chill between the two "fams".

That guy was now covered in a cloud of smoke, a quirk one of the confrontational "fams" has.

Katsuki is currently dodging bullets and drifting from cover-to-cover as he battled with the green-colored-clothing street gang. It's easier to dodge bullets than to dodge quirks, especially from the one with the smoke quirk who attempted "420 Blaze-Its". Katsuki was currently pinned down by gunfire, unable to move any further from his current position behind his Police Interceptor.

"Hey, fucking Deku! How about you shoot the fuck back at them!"

"Deku" was the demeaning nickname he gave to his quirkless partner, Izuku. To Katsuki, he was viewed as nothing more than a liability or for something to give to the "meat grinder"; he's useless to Katsuki. To the others, however, they love his positive and perservering nature.. and the amount of notes he has on fellow police officers, the gangs, and the city itself is astonishing!

"I am, Kacchan!"

Kacchan was the affectionate nickname that Izuku gave to Katsuki from their childhood together in Mirror Park, which stuck forever despite its "childishness". Izuku views Katsuki with awe and inspiration.. despite the numerous times he demeaned him and humiliated him. Izuku just isn't the person to hold a grudge, especially to the person he still calls a "friend" for some reason.

Izuku brought up his .45 pistol just above him and fired back blindly at the assailants, who weren't fazed by it.

Annoyed by the lack of effect Izuku's attempts had on the gangsters, he brought it upon himself to end this "shitshow". The gangsters were getting closer to their Police Interceptor, taking potshots at it to keep them pinned. The smoke quirk gangster stayed far behind, coating his "fam" with smoke for cover.

I have to do every fucking thing myself..

Katsuki holstered his .45 pistol and brought up his palms, creating small crackles which then formed into small explosions. He laughed and grinned manically as he jumped right at the smoke cloud.

"WHO WANT'S TO BE EXPLODO-KILLED?!"

Katsuki released a huge explosion and aimed it at the ground in front of him, the explosion sending many gangsters and their firearms flying in numerous directions, as well as dispersing the smoke and leaving a sizable crater on the road. There were still a few gangsters left standing, aiming their pistols and automatic submachine guns sideways and one-handedly at Katsuki in a show of force. Katsuki huffed at the display.

"That is not how you hold a gun you-!"

Katsuki created some backblasts and sped towards the remaining group of shell-shocked gangsters, where he released his next explosion.

"-IDIOTS!"

The explosion dispersed the remaining gangsters, and now the only assailant left was the gangster with the smoke quirk, who was standing in the middle of the road, lone.

Once the explosions stopped, Izuku grabbed the pump-action shotgun inside the Police Interceptor and went to Katsuki's side as he aimed the weapon at the lone gangster.

"Please give up! You have nowhere to go!"

Katsuki huffed at Izuku's failed attempt to express authority, as shown by the currently laughing gangster, who was also making mock gestures of being arrested.

"You fo' real, po-po? Pretty please give up with a cherry on top?"

The gangster mocked Izuku, who reacted by flinching with irritatance. Meanwhile, Katsuki was walking to a Stanier sedan parked on the side of the road. The gangster took notice

"What'chu doin', fam? Want a pimp my ride?"

Katsuki scrunched his face in response to the gangster's statement as he placed a hand on the car's rear, then releasing an explosion powerful enough to propel the vehicle super fast towards the gangster, but not enough to blow it up.

"Oh shi-"

The sedan collided with the gangster, his smoke quirk not being able to stop the vehicle coming at him; the vehicle then crashed through a nearby house and it's alarms sounded. Izuku looked at the vehicle with his mouth agape, then Katsuki, then back to the car as he tried to process what just happened.

"Kacchan.. that was kind of overkill, don't you think?"

Katsuki turned to Izuku with a pissed-off look on his face, then he raised his pointer finger at him.

"I DON'T FUCKING CARE! IT GOT THE FUCKING JOB DONE, DIDN'T IT?!"

Katsuki stomped off to their bullet-ridden Police Interceptor and grabbed the radio, calling it in.

"CODE PURPLE FUCKING PACIFIED."

Katsuki threw the radio back in the car, visibly pissed-off still. He opened the driver's car door, which fell off; he paid it no mind and went to sit on what's left of the driver's seat.

Izuku's currently writing down notes in his pocket notebook about their recent encounter, mostly interested about the sedan still wedged into the house, which was still blaring its alarms.

Katsuki is currently waiting for the rest of the emergency services to arrive, playing a smartphone game called DigiFarm on his phone as he continued sitting on what's left of their Police Interceptor's driver's seat.

Then Katsuki heard footsteps coming in, and since he knows that Deku is still jutting down notes near the Stanier sedan, this might as well be a damn curious citizen.

Curious to get explodo-killed, that's what.

Katsuki got up from his seat and stretched his arm with his palms out, which screamed "GET THE FUCK OUT" to the citizen.

"Hey! LSPD! This is off-fucking-limits!"

"Hey man, chill out! I was just lookin'!"

The citizen happened to be a man of muscular build who is about Katsuki's age, and he's wearing a white sleeveless hoodie, a pair of jogging shorts, running shoes, and aviator shades; in comparison to Katsuki and Izuku's navy blue pants, a short-sleeved shirt with the LSPD's and Yuuei's emblem on a respective sleeve, a belt and holster, a shiny badge, and black police shoes. The citizen's hair is also ridiculously red, and it stuck out as sharp spikes of sorts. Hell, even the guy's teeth is comparable to a sawblade.

Katsuki's face slowly morphed from pissed to "neutral" as he ogled the guy's sharp jawline, his muscular biceps and arms, then going to the rather form-fitting sleeveless hoodie, which outlined his defined pecs and some of his abs. Katsuki's face then morphed into something that screamed "surprised" and "horrified".

Holy shit, I'm fucking gay.

The citizen grinned as he lowered his shades, revealing his bright red eyes, the same shade as Katsuki's.

Katsuki liked the way he grinned..

"Man, I didn't know the Los Santos Police Department hired good-looking guys like you~."

Katsuki was at a loss for most words.

FUCK.


I would love to hear what you think of it!