Moulin Rouge
Harry Potter Style!
By Em MKS
Writer of the Wizarding World

(A/N) Harry Potter characters belong to JK ROWLING THE MIGHTY WRITER! YOU RULE JK ROWLING YOU RULE! And Moulin Rouge belongs to whoever created it!
(ITS TOO SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD)
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Harry: O GOOD GOD MOULIN ROUGE! YOU'RE FUCKED UP EM! REALLY FUCKED UP!

Em: GO WITH IT OR NO MORE STORIES ABOUT YOU! IT'LL BE RON, HERMIONE,
PAVARTI, PADMA, GINNY, OR WORSE! DRACO MALFOY!

Hermione: Shut-up Harry you're such a baby sometimes….

Ron: Yah, we don't want Malfoy the main character in the story! So shut your mouth
Baby!

Harry: All right, all right.

Em: So ANYWAYS!

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Narrator: This is a story about a boy, a boy who dreamed about love.

Where's all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear y'all flow sistas

Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista

He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

What What, What what

ooh oh

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

yea yea yea yea

He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah

Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad a** chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...

hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more

Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5

Sleepin' the grey flannel life

But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
More-more-more

Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Gouchie, Gouchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Christina...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Pink... (Lady Marmalade)
Lil' Kim...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Mya...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...

Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......


Harry: Yes, I do believe in love, love is a many spelndar thing, all you need is love!

Pavarti: Please don't start that again.

Harry: -sings- All you need is love

Pavarti: A girl has got to eat.

Harry: -sings- All you need is love

Pavarti: She'll end up on the street

Harry: -sings- All you need is love

Pavarti: -sings- Love is just a game.

Harry: -sings- I was made for lovin' you, baby you were made for lovin' me!

Pavarti: -sings- The only way of lovin' me, baby is to pay a lovely fee.

Harry: -sings- Just one night, just one night.

Pavarti: -sings- There's no way cause you can't pay.

Harry: -sings- In the name of love! One night in the name of lo-ove.

Pavarti: -sings- You crazy fool, I won't give in to you.

Harry: -sings- DON'T leave me this way, I can't survive without your sweet love. Oh baby don't leave me this way.

Pavarti: -sings- You would think people would have had enough of silly love songs.

Harry: -sings- I look around and see it isn't so

Pavarti: -sings- Some people have had enough of silly love songs.

Harry: -sings- Well, what's wrong with that 'cause here I go again! Love lifts
Us where we belong! Where eagles fly on a mountain high!

Pavarti: -sings- Love makes us act like we're fools, throw our lives away for one
Happy day!

Harry: -sings- We could be heroes, just for one day.

Pavarti: -sings- You, you will be mean.

Harry: -laughing- No I won't.

Pavarti: -sings- I'll, I-I'll drink all the time.

Harry: -sings- We should be lovers!

Pavarti: -sings- We can't do that….

Harry: -sings- We should be lovers, and that's a fact.

Pavarti: -sings- No nothing, will keep us together!

Harry: -sings- We could still try, just for one day.

Pavarti and Harry: -sings- We could be heroes forever and ever!
We could be heroes forever and ever! We could be heroes just because
I will always love you………………………….How wonderful life is,

Harry: Now that you in -Pavarti joins- loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Harry: OK THIS IS GAY!

Em: HEY I WORKED HARD TO GET THOSE LYRICS NOT FOR LADY MARMALADE BUT
THE OTHER SONG!!!! -cries-

Hermione: Harry! How could you! She works hard to make you look good! And you hurt her feelings! How could you do this to her!

Harry: Well, she created me, you don't diss the people that create you!

Hermione: Well! The least you could do is give her suggestions rather than make her cry!

Harry: All right, all right, I promise to go with it.

Em: -automatically stops crying- GREAT! So, now lets have another thing now!
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Because of You
By Em MKS
Writer Of The Wizarding World

Harry: Is this another one of those lovey-dubby stories?

Em: Nope, this is for Ginny and Draco!

Draco: WHERE THE HELL AM I!?!?! -looks up at title- O no another one of those fucking stories!

Ginny: Wh-wh-w-what is this!?!? -looks up and sees Draco- Em, is this a story about me and Draco breaking up?!

Em: Yup.

Ginny: YAY!!!

Draco: Damnit all!

Em: Bye-Bye Harry! -Harry pops away-

Ginny: God, Draco was a bad boyfriend!

Draco: HEY YOU LITTLE-

Em: HEY HEY HEY! DON'T RUIN THIS! So anyway Ginny will sing Because Of You. POSITIONS! And……………………………ACTION!

Ginny: -sings beautifully-
I gotta go, get away
How I feel about you
makes me wonder
If our love is true
You wanna go, all the way
Could you wait a little bit longer
Cause I'm saving all my love because of you

Draco: -stutters- Bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu-but!

Ginny: -sings-
Finally I found it
Someone that I really care about
Baby I believe that you're the one
Now I understand it
That I want you without a doubt
But now I gotta take some time alone

Draco: Please, Ginny don-

Ginny: -sings-
So much more than just a friend
It's the beginning not the end
I'll be there for you time and time again

Draco: Ginny, I love you!

Ginny: -sings-
Finally I found it
Someone that I really care about
Baby I believe that you're the one
Now I understand it
That I want you without a doubt
But now I gotta take some time alone

Draco: Please, I truly, honestly, love you!

Ginny: -sings-
I don't wanna hurry
Even though I wanna stay the night
Think I better leave it's getting late
You don't have to worry
You're the only one that's in my life
Everything will come to those who wait

Draco: DON'T LEAVE ME.

Ginny: -singing and walking away Draco grabs on to her ankle-
Finally I found it
Someone that I really care about
Baby I believe that you're the one
Now I understand it
That I want you without a doubt
But now I gotta take some time alone
-knocks Draco off her ankles and shakes pointer finger no-

Draco: -crying- PLEASE GINNY I LOVE YOU I TRULY DO JUST DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS YOUR BEAUTIFUL YOU'RE THE MOST WONDERFUL KISSER!

Ginny: -singing and shaking pointer again and shaking head no-
When you're by my side
Don't wanna let you go
Hold you so close to me
I don't wanna hide
I try to let it show
But this is the way I feel
Oh baby!

Finally I found it
Someone that I really care about
Baby I believe that you're the one
Now I understand it
That I want you without a doubt
But now I gotta take some time alone

Draco: FINE! Leave me to the vultures, I DON'T CARE! I have Pansy!

Pansy: Nuh uh Draco, after you went for that Gryffindor? NO WAY! So BYE BYE BYE!

(Disclaimer: Because of You belongs to Mikaila and Bye Bye Bye belongs to *NSYNC and the Ginny and Draco was from another story, SORRY IT WAS THE PERFECT IDEA DON'T SUE ME!! I ONLY HAVE 1 PENNY!)

Em: Ok back to Moulin Rouge!
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Moulin Rouge
By Em MKS
Writer of The Wizarding World

-Pavarti and Harry pop back-

Pavarti: Yay, we're back!

Harry: Thank god, it was hot at that place!

Em: Ok, Pavarti I need you to sing Sparkling Diamond, go to hair, make-up and wardrobe. Harry get to wardrobe and hair, we'll try it manage it.

Harry and Pavarti: Ok, cool.

-Pavarti comes out looking beautiful and having the same outfit as the girl in Moulin Rouge and Harry comes out with his hair which wasn't managed but covered with a hat and wearing a suit with a rose in it. Harry stared at Pavarti-

Harry: Whoa! Pavarti!!

Pavarti: Hey Harry -shakes ass from side to side twice using hips-

Em: All right Pavarti get on your little swing, Harry sit in the chair place thingy!
And……………………………………….ACTION!

-Whistles come from the crowd-

Harry: What's going on?

Ron: It's Pavarti, The Sparkling Diamond.

Harry: -gazes up as Pavarti starts to sing-

Pavarti: -sings-
The French are glad to die for love
a kiss on the hand may be quite continental
but diamonds are a girl's best friend
a kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
or help you feed your alley cat
men grow cold as girls grow old
and we all lose our charms in the end
but square cut or pear shape these rocks don't lose their shape
diamonds are a girl's best friend
Tiffany!
Cartie!
cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl
ah come and get me boys ow!
black star, rozz call talk to me harry siblez, tell me all about it!
there may come a time when a lass meets a lion
but diamonds are a girl's best friend
there may come a time when a heart-boiled employer thinks you're awful nice
get that ice or else no dice
he's your guy when fights are high so beware when they start to say
ooh..diamonds are a girls best
diamonds are a girls best
diamonds are a girl's best friend
Let's make love
yes! yes! tiger! oh we are dancing so well! (screams)
cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses
diamonds are a girls best diamonds are a girl's best-
-Pavarti faints and other girls catch her and send her backstage, everyone applaudes-

Harry: Wow, she's amazing.

Ron: Tell me about it.

Neville: Ooooooo YA!

Seamus: Everyone talks about her beauty

Justin: Especially the guys and if you go to the elephant, you got to be rich.

Harry: Rich?

Ron: OF COURSE! This is the Moulin Rouge, this place is filled with whores, all types, midgets, fatties, tall ones, and any kind you name they'll have them!

Harry: This place is amazing!