Congratulations. If you're reading this you just got TROLLED! I'm obsessed with LOTR. Why the hell would I ruin it by crossing it with a book about sparkly vampires who skip around eragon daisies in their? If I did I'm pretty sure that the ghost of J.R.R Tolken would throttle me while I'm asleep. Not only that, but I have standards. I'm not gay enough to write something like that. I did this to mess with you Twihards out there.

Ciao!