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Author's Note: Before you ramble on about how i broke one of the rules, i'll tell you right now that i'm coming with a story behind this list!!!!

The Many Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki

Itachi and Kisame

1. Tell Itachi you're prettier than him

2. Ask Kisame if he's feeling blue

3. Tape KisaIta (or ItaKisa) pictures all over the HQ

4. Steal Kisame's sword

5. Steal Itachi's nailpolish

Afterword: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deidara and Sasori

1. Reapeatedly ask Deidara about his gender

2. After doing #1, ask him to prove it

3. Sing "I Got No Strings to Hold me Down" whenever Sasori walks by

4. Rummage through Deidara's stuff to figure out what gender he is

5. Question Sasori's art

Afterword: HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hidan and Kakuzu

1. Steal Hidan's scythe, frame Kakuzu

2. After doing #1, steal Kakuzu's wallet, frame Hidan

3. See which one attacks the other first

4. When Kakuzu's hand falls out with just the threads connecting it, place magnets between his arm and his hand so he can't reconnect them (when he's asleep or something)

5. Cut off all of Hidan's limbs, hide his head in the shower, do what you like with the other body parts

6. Yell "BEEP" every time Hidan Swears (Yes they have an extra one XP)

Afterword: RUN AND HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tobi and Zetsu

1. Steal Tobi's mask

2. Chase Zetsu with a weedwacker

3. Starve Zetsu for a month then lock the others in a room with him

5. Say "Tobi is a bad boy" or "Madara is a good boy"

Afterword: RUN AND HIDE FOR A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pein and Konan

1. Buy a papershredder

2. Take a buch of magnets and scatter them all over the HQ, Pein will be in ALOT of Pain (Ha Ha Ha Puns...)

3. During meetings, randomly holler "I OBJECT!!!"

4. Spy on Pein and Konan when they're alone

5. Do whatever it takes to find every single place where Pein has piercings

Afterword: RUN AND HIDE FOR A MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of them

1. Show them this list

2. make them read Akatsuki Fanfics (bonus points if the fanfics involve Yaoi ^.^)

3. During a meeting, whisper to one of the other members, make them whisper back, after they do so, scream "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU"RE NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR!?!?!?!?"

4. Randomly burst out laughing, and then deny that it happened after someone points it out

Afterword: Leave the Akatsuki and don't come back for at least a YEAR!!!!!!!!!