EDITOR'S NOTE: My 1st spoofing ever!! (I think.) I FEEL SO PROUD!!
This may suck, or you may sleep through this. Either way, have...
fun?
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GUNDAM WING: EP 04. "The Victoria Nightmare"

#1:
(Guy driving Zech's airplane or whatever): "Lieutenant Zechs,
Victoria Base is on the line."

Noin:"Wazzuuuuuuupp?"

Zechs:"Wazzuuuuuupp?"

Duo: "Wazzuuuuuuupp?"

Zechs: "Maxwell? Where the hell did you come from?"

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2:
(in the zero gravity chamber)

(2 guys bump into each other)
Guy1: ASSHOLE!

Guy2: It was your fault!

Guy 1: BITE ME!

Noin (in a dorky little police car, speaking a McGruff (the dare dog's)
voice): Bite you? Why are u crime? (bites the guy) Take a bite
out of crime!

((EDITOR'S NOTE: This wasn't too funny. I just hate that frickin dare
dog!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!))
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3:
(Wufei, standing on the cliff)

Wufei: RIIIIICOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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4:
Noin (to herself, just getting out of the shower): Zechs Marquise,
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, nice ass...come here and let me "help" you out.
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5:

Soldier: Shouldn't we be leaving that up to the transport division?

Noin:(slaps him) Biotch!! Who's yo suga-momma?
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6:

Zechs: By the way, this room sure is cheery.

Noin:DISCO BAY-BEE!! (breakdances to superfreak)

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7:

(Zechs is on the phone)
Noin: (clinks swords)

Zechs: DAMMIT NOIN, I'M ON THE PHONE!!
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8:
Leo1: No sign of the enemy

Leo 2: No sign of the enemy

Leo 3: No sign of the....wait. (sees a sign with Wufei's picture
pointing to Wufei on his motorcycle)

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9:
(After Wufei blows up some Taurus suits)
Guy at the Victoria base, trying to get suits out: NO! THE TAURUS SUITS!

Zechs: HA! HA! HA! IN YOUR FACE, BIOTCH!!

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10:

Duo: Why did I bother to rescue this guy? He's antisocial, thinks
he's Evil Kenevil, but he has a nice ass...um, I mean...

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11:

Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrooooooooo!! I'm right over here, so come and.
...

Heero: (pops up with a gun) Boo!

Relena: (screams and falls off the dock into the water)

All the Gundam pilots: (laughing) YEAH!

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12:

Trieze:(in the hot tub) Oh, by the way, Lady Une, I was wondering if you
could provide some "personal services".

Lady Une: HELL NO, FOOL!! Oh yeah, and I put acid in your bath. Hentai
bastard...

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13:

Heero: (in his Gundam) MWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!! (farts)

(laughter from off camera)

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14:

Quatre: (playing violin)

Trowa: (picks up flute and sings into it like a microphone) As we go
on, we remember, all the times we've, had together. (Vitamin C,
'Graduation')

((EDITOR'S NOTE #3: Sorry about this one, it was just a wicked idea
I had while listening to the song. ))

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15:

Repairman: They're so similar it's freaky!

Repairman 2: Not as freaky as yo mama!

Repairman 1: SHUT UP BIOTCH!!

Repairman 2: YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?

Repairman 1: NO! I WANT THE WHOLE THING!

Repairman 2: BRING IT ON!!

(the two repairman fight)

Quatre: (runs in the room) STOP! We shouldn't be fighting!

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16:

Wufei: (yelling at bobcats) I HAVE NUDE PICTURES OF RELENA!!

Bobcats: (whimper and run away)

Wufei: (laughs evilly) I knew that would work.

Relena: Walks up and slaps him.

Wufei: Dammit, onna baka!! Omae o korosu!!

Heero:THAT'S MY LINE!!

Wufei: F*** you.

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EDITOR'S NOTE #4: Well, that was it. Please review this, so I know
whether or not to do more. Peace out yallz.