EDITOR'S NOTE: My 1st spoofing ever!! (I think.) I FEEL SO PROUD!!
This may suck, or you may sleep through this. Either way, have...
fun?
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GUNDAM WING: EP 04. "The Victoria Nightmare"
#1:
(Guy driving Zech's airplane or whatever): "Lieutenant Zechs,
Victoria Base is on the line."
Noin:"Wazzuuuuuuupp?"
Zechs:"Wazzuuuuuupp?"
Duo: "Wazzuuuuuuupp?"
Zechs: "Maxwell? Where the hell did you come from?"
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2:
(in the zero gravity chamber)
(2 guys bump into each other)
Guy1: ASSHOLE!
Guy2: It was your fault!
Guy 1: BITE ME!
Noin (in a dorky little police car, speaking a McGruff (the dare dog's)
voice): Bite you? Why are u crime? (bites the guy) Take a bite
out of crime!
((EDITOR'S NOTE: This wasn't too funny. I just hate that frickin dare
dog!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!))
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3:
(Wufei, standing on the cliff)
Wufei: RIIIIICOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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4:
Noin (to herself, just getting out of the shower): Zechs Marquise,
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, nice ass...come here and let me "help" you out.
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5:
Soldier: Shouldn't we be leaving that up to the transport division?
Noin:(slaps him) Biotch!! Who's yo suga-momma?
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6:
Zechs: By the way, this room sure is cheery.
Noin:DISCO BAY-BEE!! (breakdances to superfreak)
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7:
(Zechs is on the phone)
Noin: (clinks swords)
Zechs: DAMMIT NOIN, I'M ON THE PHONE!!
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8:
Leo1: No sign of the enemy
Leo 2: No sign of the enemy
Leo 3: No sign of the....wait. (sees a sign with Wufei's picture
pointing to Wufei on his motorcycle)
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9:
(After Wufei blows up some Taurus suits)
Guy at the Victoria base, trying to get suits out: NO! THE TAURUS SUITS!
Zechs: HA! HA! HA! IN YOUR FACE, BIOTCH!!
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10:
Duo: Why did I bother to rescue this guy? He's antisocial, thinks
he's Evil Kenevil, but he has a nice ass...um, I mean...
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11:
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrooooooooo!! I'm right over here, so come and.
...
Heero: (pops up with a gun) Boo!
Relena: (screams and falls off the dock into the water)
All the Gundam pilots: (laughing) YEAH!
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12:
Trieze:(in the hot tub) Oh, by the way, Lady Une, I was wondering if you
could provide some "personal services".
Lady Une: HELL NO, FOOL!! Oh yeah, and I put acid in your bath. Hentai
bastard...
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13:
Heero: (in his Gundam) MWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!! (farts)
(laughter from off camera)
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14:
Quatre: (playing violin)
Trowa: (picks up flute and sings into it like a microphone) As we go
on, we remember, all the times we've, had together. (Vitamin C,
'Graduation')
((EDITOR'S NOTE #3: Sorry about this one, it was just a wicked idea
I had while listening to the song. ))
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15:
Repairman: They're so similar it's freaky!
Repairman 2: Not as freaky as yo mama!
Repairman 1: SHUT UP BIOTCH!!
Repairman 2: YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?
Repairman 1: NO! I WANT THE WHOLE THING!
Repairman 2: BRING IT ON!!
(the two repairman fight)
Quatre: (runs in the room) STOP! We shouldn't be fighting!
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16:
Wufei: (yelling at bobcats) I HAVE NUDE PICTURES OF RELENA!!
Bobcats: (whimper and run away)
Wufei: (laughs evilly) I knew that would work.
Relena: Walks up and slaps him.
Wufei: Dammit, onna baka!! Omae o korosu!!
Heero:THAT'S MY LINE!!
Wufei: F*** you.
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EDITOR'S NOTE #4: Well, that was it. Please review this, so I know
whether or not to do more. Peace out yallz.
This may suck, or you may sleep through this. Either way, have...
fun?
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GUNDAM WING: EP 04. "The Victoria Nightmare"
#1:
(Guy driving Zech's airplane or whatever): "Lieutenant Zechs,
Victoria Base is on the line."
Noin:"Wazzuuuuuuupp?"
Zechs:"Wazzuuuuuupp?"
Duo: "Wazzuuuuuuupp?"
Zechs: "Maxwell? Where the hell did you come from?"
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2:
(in the zero gravity chamber)
(2 guys bump into each other)
Guy1: ASSHOLE!
Guy2: It was your fault!
Guy 1: BITE ME!
Noin (in a dorky little police car, speaking a McGruff (the dare dog's)
voice): Bite you? Why are u crime? (bites the guy) Take a bite
out of crime!
((EDITOR'S NOTE: This wasn't too funny. I just hate that frickin dare
dog!! DIEEEEEEEEEE!!))
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3:
(Wufei, standing on the cliff)
Wufei: RIIIIICOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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4:
Noin (to herself, just getting out of the shower): Zechs Marquise,
Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, nice ass...come here and let me "help" you out.
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5:
Soldier: Shouldn't we be leaving that up to the transport division?
Noin:(slaps him) Biotch!! Who's yo suga-momma?
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6:
Zechs: By the way, this room sure is cheery.
Noin:DISCO BAY-BEE!! (breakdances to superfreak)
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7:
(Zechs is on the phone)
Noin: (clinks swords)
Zechs: DAMMIT NOIN, I'M ON THE PHONE!!
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8:
Leo1: No sign of the enemy
Leo 2: No sign of the enemy
Leo 3: No sign of the....wait. (sees a sign with Wufei's picture
pointing to Wufei on his motorcycle)
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9:
(After Wufei blows up some Taurus suits)
Guy at the Victoria base, trying to get suits out: NO! THE TAURUS SUITS!
Zechs: HA! HA! HA! IN YOUR FACE, BIOTCH!!
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10:
Duo: Why did I bother to rescue this guy? He's antisocial, thinks
he's Evil Kenevil, but he has a nice ass...um, I mean...
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11:
Relena: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeerrooooooooo!! I'm right over here, so come and.
...
Heero: (pops up with a gun) Boo!
Relena: (screams and falls off the dock into the water)
All the Gundam pilots: (laughing) YEAH!
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12:
Trieze:(in the hot tub) Oh, by the way, Lady Une, I was wondering if you
could provide some "personal services".
Lady Une: HELL NO, FOOL!! Oh yeah, and I put acid in your bath. Hentai
bastard...
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13:
Heero: (in his Gundam) MWA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!! (farts)
(laughter from off camera)
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14:
Quatre: (playing violin)
Trowa: (picks up flute and sings into it like a microphone) As we go
on, we remember, all the times we've, had together. (Vitamin C,
'Graduation')
((EDITOR'S NOTE #3: Sorry about this one, it was just a wicked idea
I had while listening to the song. ))
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15:
Repairman: They're so similar it's freaky!
Repairman 2: Not as freaky as yo mama!
Repairman 1: SHUT UP BIOTCH!!
Repairman 2: YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS?
Repairman 1: NO! I WANT THE WHOLE THING!
Repairman 2: BRING IT ON!!
(the two repairman fight)
Quatre: (runs in the room) STOP! We shouldn't be fighting!
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16:
Wufei: (yelling at bobcats) I HAVE NUDE PICTURES OF RELENA!!
Bobcats: (whimper and run away)
Wufei: (laughs evilly) I knew that would work.
Relena: Walks up and slaps him.
Wufei: Dammit, onna baka!! Omae o korosu!!
Heero:THAT'S MY LINE!!
Wufei: F*** you.
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EDITOR'S NOTE #4: Well, that was it. Please review this, so I know
whether or not to do more. Peace out yallz.
