DO NOT OWN…man I wish I did XD, about the only thing I own are the crazy things I put characters into.

Laxus knew that Lucy was a trouble magnet and he knew that Spirits were…Quirky. He'd been slowly easing himself into Lucy's life and he'd learned that one very quickly, and not just from her. He'd witnessed the Tiger's Celestial mage and Cygnus and had to just…wonder.

Many knew that Celestial Spirit mages were Trouble Magnets – and given that Lucy was in Fairy Tail, of course she'd be the largest. They weren't prepared for her to end up getting hit during one of the normal guild brawls and lay there twitching. The entire guild had known she'd been requested for some high paying Solo Jobs, but didn't know exactly what she was doing on them.

The fact that her hand came up after a moment and she muttered, "King of The South, Red bird of Flame, Suzaku, come."

The Giant bird of flame that appeared scared most of the guild, Laxus watched as Even Natsu seemed to shy away a bit. The bird curled around the woman and then slowly helped her up…before he burned away her clothing. Laxus chuckled as he tried to see as much skin as he could – as did quite a few others in the room – and then had to let out a disappointed sound.

When the fire had finished licking her skin, vermilion silk caressed her skin, a short kimono that ended just above her knees with enough ornaments to make her look like some sort of Court Lady from Ages ago. The bird seemed to shrink and then there was a man, holding Lucy close. His hair was a deep red with hints of…well Laxus wasn't sure but he swore it was blues, whites and oranges.

"Hime, you really should dress nicer, especially when you are going to summon me."

Lucy let out a squeak as her face turned red and she sputtered. Yes, Laxus Decided, Celestial Spirit mages were Trouble Magnets…and their Spirits were often the biggest Trouble they encountered.