Duo Attempts To Find The Meaning
Of Life
By: Sailor Gemini and Sailor Draco
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jerry Springer and neither dose Sailor Gemini
"What's the meaning of life? That is one of the most asked questions in the world. I believe it to be salvaging, scythes, and food. I am Duo Maxwell and welcome to Mysteries of Life. I will now ask my fellow Gundam pilots and our female companions their thoughts on the question."
Quatre: To bring peace to the world, and doge swards.
Trowa: … Hn …… (Translation- to waste as much ammo as possible.)
Heero: To see how many times it takes to complete a successful suicide, or to assassinate annoying, snobbish, princess-stalkers.
Wufei: Kisma! Shimatta! Kuso! Why did I agree to be on this **$@((^~** show?!
Duo: You're on tape.
Wufei: … Oh …, then to bring justice to this world, and to make everyone bow down to Nataku!
Relina: To stalk and love the man of my dreames.
Heero: O.o …………………
Sally: To humble all the male sexist pigs out there!
Wufei: Woman!
Sally: Pig!
Duo: Hey break it up! This isn't Jerry Springer you know. Next please…
Dorothy: To master the Zero system and show the world the beauty and glory of battle! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Duo: You go girl!
Hildie: My opinion is to do this on a regular basis. (Hits Duo over the head with a Big Gundanium Frying Pan TM.)
Duo: Ouch!
Hildie: Now sit your butt back down!
Cathrine: ……Um I guess it's my turn now. I wish to keep my brother from ever going into battle agene, so that I may take his place on the field of battle. Mwahahahahaha!
Trowa: …………Hn…………… (Translation: You've been talking to Dorothy haven't you?)
Duo: Ummm … ok. Well that's it for our show! Ok I love you bu-bye! ^.^;;;
(A.N.: Think Mindy from Anamaniacs)
Of Life
By: Sailor Gemini and Sailor Draco
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jerry Springer and neither dose Sailor Gemini
"What's the meaning of life? That is one of the most asked questions in the world. I believe it to be salvaging, scythes, and food. I am Duo Maxwell and welcome to Mysteries of Life. I will now ask my fellow Gundam pilots and our female companions their thoughts on the question."
Quatre: To bring peace to the world, and doge swards.
Trowa: … Hn …… (Translation- to waste as much ammo as possible.)
Heero: To see how many times it takes to complete a successful suicide, or to assassinate annoying, snobbish, princess-stalkers.
Wufei: Kisma! Shimatta! Kuso! Why did I agree to be on this **$@((^~** show?!
Duo: You're on tape.
Wufei: … Oh …, then to bring justice to this world, and to make everyone bow down to Nataku!
Relina: To stalk and love the man of my dreames.
Heero: O.o …………………
Sally: To humble all the male sexist pigs out there!
Wufei: Woman!
Sally: Pig!
Duo: Hey break it up! This isn't Jerry Springer you know. Next please…
Dorothy: To master the Zero system and show the world the beauty and glory of battle! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!
Duo: You go girl!
Hildie: My opinion is to do this on a regular basis. (Hits Duo over the head with a Big Gundanium Frying Pan TM.)
Duo: Ouch!
Hildie: Now sit your butt back down!
Cathrine: ……Um I guess it's my turn now. I wish to keep my brother from ever going into battle agene, so that I may take his place on the field of battle. Mwahahahahaha!
Trowa: …………Hn…………… (Translation: You've been talking to Dorothy haven't you?)
Duo: Ummm … ok. Well that's it for our show! Ok I love you bu-bye! ^.^;;;
(A.N.: Think Mindy from Anamaniacs)
