Duo Attempts To Find The Meaning

Of Life

By: Sailor Gemini and Sailor Draco

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Jerry Springer and neither dose Sailor Gemini

"What's the meaning of life? That is one of the most asked questions in the world. I believe it to be salvaging, scythes, and food. I am Duo Maxwell and welcome to Mysteries of Life. I will now ask my fellow Gundam pilots and our female companions their thoughts on the question."

Quatre: To bring peace to the world, and doge swards.

Trowa: … Hn …… (Translation- to waste as much ammo as possible.)

Heero: To see how many times it takes to complete a successful suicide, or to assassinate annoying, snobbish, princess-stalkers.

Wufei: Kisma! Shimatta! Kuso! Why did I agree to be on this **$@((^~** show?!

Duo: You're on tape.

Wufei: … Oh …, then to bring justice to this world, and to make everyone bow down to Nataku!

Relina: To stalk and love the man of my dreames.

Heero: O.o …………………

Sally: To humble all the male sexist pigs out there!

Wufei: Woman!

Sally: Pig!

Duo: Hey break it up! This isn't Jerry Springer you know. Next please…

Dorothy: To master the Zero system and show the world the beauty and glory of battle! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!

Duo: You go girl!

Hildie: My opinion is to do this on a regular basis. (Hits Duo over the head with a Big Gundanium Frying Pan TM.)

Duo: Ouch!

Hildie: Now sit your butt back down!

Cathrine: ……Um I guess it's my turn now. I wish to keep my brother from ever going into battle agene, so that I may take his place on the field of battle. Mwahahahahaha!

Trowa: …………Hn…………… (Translation: You've been talking to Dorothy haven't you?)

Duo: Ummm … ok. Well that's it for our show! Ok I love you bu-bye! ^.^;;;

(A.N.: Think Mindy from Anamaniacs)