This Fanfiction was an idea that my dearest brother gave me. Also my first bleach Fic!

I don't own Bleach, so Enjoy!


The Espada were in a meeting, and frankly, it wasn't going well. Teacups were flying, insults exchanged, and a random hollow guy was running through the room screaming 'Doncha know?' it was so messed up. Nothing like what Aizen had imagined it would be like.

Yammi was crying because Szayel had called him fat. He was just big boned! Grimmjow and Nnoitra were in one of those 'yo mama' face offs, Aaroniero was arguing with himself about what kind of tea they were having, even though they couldn't drink it, because, y'know, it's hard to drink through glass. Plus there was that random Donchaka(or whatever his name was) guy running around with his 'doncha know' thing.

The only seemingly calm ones in the meeting room were Ulquiorra, Aizen, Starrk(cuz he was sleeping), and Touzen. Gin wasn't calm only because he was laughing his ass off at all the mayhem going on in the room. Aizen rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration. These stupid fools! It would have been easier to stay in Seireitei, instead of coming here and creating these fools with the hogyoku.

All of the sudden Starrk snored really, really, loud. Everyone in the room stopped to stare at the sleeping primera. Grimmjow, being who he is, burst out laughing.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! THAT WAS RICH!" the room just seemed to explode into laughter after Grimmjow laughed, because they were like teenagers and copied the one who was being rude first. Starrk woke up at the sudden raise of volume and blinked at everybody slowly.

"wut?" was all he said in a very slow, stupid tone.

Aizen sighed and stood up. "c'mon Touzen, I've had enough of their childish antics."

Touzen stood and as soon as took a few steps and promptly tripped over a teacup that had been thrown some time ago, landing face first on the dirty floor.

Everyone laughed again.

Poor, poor, Touzen.

Aizen helped him only up when he started to sob into the floor.

After they left, the room was in an uproar, now that the superior was gone, they could do anything!

Halibel even started a catfight with a Neliel that had suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and people were crowding around them squealing 'catfight'.

-With Aizen &Touzen-

"B-but, they w-were so m-mean!"

"shhh, just calm down. Everything will be alright. In fact, I bet they already forgot about that whole incident!"

"R-really?"

Sigh. "Yes, really."

Touzen got up from the couch and hugged Aizen. "I always knew you cared!"

Aizen just got a 'WTF' look and patted Touen's back awkwardly…