The Stupidest Story About Goten Ever

1 By: Sakari Yamato

Author's Note: This is a stupid story about Goten. Don't ask me why I chose Goten, it's probably how cute he is! This story all started when Goten killed a cat…

Masao's Note: I didn't write this!

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"Mommy! I killed a cat!" yelled Goten.

"How wonderful dear, now go tell your father. I'm sure he'd like to know that," replied Chichi.

Goten walked over to his dad who was reading the weekly paper.

"Daddy! I killed a cat!" yelled Goten.

"Wow! That's wonderful! Go tell Gohan!" said Goku.

Goten walked over to Gohan, who was sitting in front of the TV playing video games, a failed test in the garbage can beside him.

"Gohan! I killed a cat!" Um… excitedly yelled Goten.

"What!" yelled Gohan, taking his eyes off the TV screen, his video game player getting hit by a garbage truck.

"Um… I killed a cat," murmured Goten.

"Why you little…"

"Oops…"

"Kamehame-!"

"AHH!" screamed Goten, trying to run out of the room.

"HA!"

BOOMB!

The End…

of Goten.