Bert Gets a New Roommate
Bert: I'm glad we finally admitted we just don't work as roommates.
Ernie: Now people will stop saying that we're gay.
Bert: And that's easier, because one of us is getting a girlfriend.
They hear a knocking on the door.
Bert: Oh, that must be my new roommate. I found him on The Bertman Show.
Ernie: Does that even exist?
Bert opens the door and sees Martin Allen McRichardson.
Martin: Where can I put my Bert and Ernie pictures?
The Bert and Ernie pictures fall off. Cut to them lying in two beds.
Martin: Hey, Bert. Did you ever go to Richmond, just to run some laps on the track and play baseball? I saw some rocks getting thrown at you.
Bert: No, Martin.
Martin: Hey, Bert! Bert! Do you think this room is a hotel, Bert?
It's morning and Bert walks in.
Bert: Oh my goodness, is this another day where Martin does everything like Ernie-holy cow, you're playing on my LeapPad!
Martin: There are pigeons under the book!
Now the background's changed to pigeons, and Bert and Martin are dancing.
Bert: Hey, kids! I love pigeons and so does Martin! So, Martin and I have a song about it!
Cut to Bert with pigeons.
Bert: Doing the pigeon will make you go coo coo!
Now cut to Martin with a paw print.
Martin: Steven Michael Burns, you gotta find some clues!
Cut to Martin confusing Bert.
Bert: Uh...then you dance a little smidgeon, like that kind of ballet!
Now to Martin.
Martin: Everybody knows that Hell is a scary place! Uh-oh, my torch fell out, guess Heaven will be a good place for people!
Ernie is back.
Ernie: Hey, Bert. I just wanted to-WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?!
The house has been ransacked...
Bert: Oh, Ernie, I tried to make Martin a new roommate, but instead, he made me the new devil of the house!
Ernie: Aw, Bert. I can cheer you up!
Ernie starts doing rock moves and laughs.
Martin: Hey! I can do that too!
Martin plays Exhilarate by Kevin MacLeod.
Ernie and Bert get scared by the loud rock 'n' roll music that Martin's playing.
Bert: Uh-oh!
Ernie: This won't end well!
The End
