Bert Gets a New Roommate

Bert: I'm glad we finally admitted we just don't work as roommates.

Ernie: Now people will stop saying that we're gay.

Bert: And that's easier, because one of us is getting a girlfriend.

They hear a knocking on the door.

Bert: Oh, that must be my new roommate. I found him on The Bertman Show.

Ernie: Does that even exist?

Bert opens the door and sees Martin Allen McRichardson.

Martin: Where can I put my Bert and Ernie pictures?

The Bert and Ernie pictures fall off. Cut to them lying in two beds.

Martin: Hey, Bert. Did you ever go to Richmond, just to run some laps on the track and play baseball? I saw some rocks getting thrown at you.

Bert: No, Martin.

Martin: Hey, Bert! Bert! Do you think this room is a hotel, Bert?

It's morning and Bert walks in.

Bert: Oh my goodness, is this another day where Martin does everything like Ernie-holy cow, you're playing on my LeapPad!

Martin: There are pigeons under the book!

Now the background's changed to pigeons, and Bert and Martin are dancing.

Bert: Hey, kids! I love pigeons and so does Martin! So, Martin and I have a song about it!

Cut to Bert with pigeons.

Bert: Doing the pigeon will make you go coo coo!

Now cut to Martin with a paw print.

Martin: Steven Michael Burns, you gotta find some clues!

Cut to Martin confusing Bert.

Bert: Uh...then you dance a little smidgeon, like that kind of ballet!

Now to Martin.

Martin: Everybody knows that Hell is a scary place! Uh-oh, my torch fell out, guess Heaven will be a good place for people!

Ernie is back.

Ernie: Hey, Bert. I just wanted to-WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?!

The house has been ransacked...

Bert: Oh, Ernie, I tried to make Martin a new roommate, but instead, he made me the new devil of the house!

Ernie: Aw, Bert. I can cheer you up!

Ernie starts doing rock moves and laughs.

Martin: Hey! I can do that too!

Martin plays Exhilarate by Kevin MacLeod.

Ernie and Bert get scared by the loud rock 'n' roll music that Martin's playing.

Bert: Uh-oh!

Ernie: This won't end well!

The End