Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of the characters. (or Stark would make much more of an appearance)

It was Renji who risked broaching the delicate subject, mostly because he was drunk enough that his normal self-preservation was lessened, "Soooo…Shuuhei who have you slept with?"

Shuuhei, was drunk enough that he frowned thinking before actually replying " Well…Tatsuki, Ishda," he sounded hesitant "Renji, Izuru, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Ukitake," he looks thoughtful "Ichigo, Matsumoto, Kensei, Shunsui, Iba" a light blush reached his cheeks "Akon, Nemu, Tousen, Nanao, Hinamori, Isane, Orihime." He flushed taking a deep breath.

Ikkaku's jaw drops open "Gods! You're a slut Shuuhei."

"Well at least, you haven't slept with my captain" Renji said trying to be consoling, the fact that Shuuhei turned even redder alerted even Renji to the fact that he obviously had.

Ichigo laughed "How was it?"

"Weird" was the only word that escaped the beet-red shinigami.

"Well at least you haven't slept with a zanpakuto though?"

Shuuhei's face matched Renji's hair "umm…there was this one time with Kazeshini…"

"You haven't slept with a hollow though?" Yumichika asked softly.

Shuuhei flushed "umm….something like that?"

"You could sound more sure." Snapped Renji.

Ichigo laughed softly "Don't worry about it, pretty much everyone has slept with Grimmjow."

Shuuhei flushed "You already know about that?" Ichigo nodded, Shuunei looked slightly relieved that he hadn't been the only one to sleep with the enemy so to speak. "I've slept with Ulquiorra and Sung-Sun too though." His volume decreased as he muttered very softly "and your hollow Ichigo…slept with him once too," the rest kind of gushed from his lips as though he could no longer prevent himself as he continued "and your Captain Kira and yours Ikkaku." His volume decreases even further "Rukia, Soifon, Urahara." He bit his lip looking mortified "Hitsugaya…"
The rest of his comment was cut off by multiple shouts of disgust. Shuuhei felt the need to defend himself "Hey. I was really really drunk that time….it was an accident."

"You slept with Kaien right?"
To Everyone's surprise Shuuhei shook his head "Nope. He terrified the hell outta me."

Renji laughed "Yeah but that was only 'cause you slept with his sister."

That made even Shuuhei laugh even as Ikkaku spoke "So all we've really learned is that Shuuhei is a slut."
"Yeah, but I've slept with quite a few of them too." It was Kira and Ichigo who spoke, to everyone, even their own, surprise.

Renji laughed "We already know that both of you are sluts though."

This was inspired by my twisted (or not in this case) mind, when I realised that Shuuhei has slept with nearly everyone in the fanfiction verses ^_^ hope you all like (or at least don't hate).

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