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(pouts)
Once upon a time, Bob the Cucumber walked along, singing the cucumber song. "I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber-"
Duo heard him singing the cucumber song and ran to sing it with him, accidentally jumping on him and flattening his tukus. "PLEAZ DON"T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!!!" Duo shouted. And Bob the Cucumber was sad.
"Duo, you must stop hurting the cucumber," Heero said. Duo didn't care. He hopped away from flat Bob and looked up at the giant fondue fork of malevolence.
"Foolish yet strangely attractive human!! Become my mind slave!!" said Marik, brandishing his strangely floppy Millenium rod.
"Ahh!" screamed Duo. "His sexual innuendo is too much for me!! Must...look...away..." He banged his head on the bulletproof marshmallow until it was soft and pink. Then he jumped on Marik and stared into his eyes. "You...you will get me vanilla wafers!"
"Mmm...vanilla wafers..." said Space Ghost.
Then the Jabberwocky hijacked a cake truck and pulled over on route 50. "Come, oh mighty twisted children of Lloth!!" he shrieked. "I'm going to Hawaii!!"
Duo, Heero, and Wufei wandered into the back of the truck. "Hey, there's chicken in here," Heero remarked.
"Foolish weakling!!" Wufei ranted. "This is a cake truck!! Don't you know what's in a cake truck?" Heero shrugged. "PINEAPPLE, you nit!! It's all PINEAPPLE!!" Wufei grabbed a pineapple and whispered something about not listening to weaklings in what we all hope was it's ear.
"Look!" said Zorak. "I'm a redneck!! Hey, y'all, watch this!!" Space Ghost blasted him with his power bands.
"Zorak, it's not fun to make fun of rednecks. They are a diverse and beer- drinking culture." He gave the camera what he hoped was a daring and handsome smile as the Slightly Annoyed Bathtub hit him with a wrecking ball.
"Milk!" demanded Hitler. And he was shot.
"Join us!!" said Duo. "We are the ultimate bearers of childhood pleasures, such as toys! And Candy!!"
"So?" asked Melfina.
"Dude, don't dis my candy," Duo said, shoving it in a safe place (his pants!).
Suddenly, Vegeta got pissed at the short supply of Maxi pads and blew up the world. "Oh, no!!" said Homer Simpson. "My doughnuts!!"
"Look!" said Wufei. "A conveniently placed machine that will take us back in time!" He and Heero got in and soon sped back to two days ago and three seconds.
"Heero! Me and the girls are shopping!" Heero looked around and saw Relena, Anzu, and all of those annoying Mary Sues walking to the pharmacy.
"You die!!!!" He screamed, stomping on them with the Wing Zero.
This simple act of good caused a chain of events that blasted Heero and Wufei into the future, where the Maxi pad supply had not depleted since none of the Mary Sues were there to buy them!
"We saved the world!!" Brack shouted gleefully.
Then Kenshin burped, causing Ryou to spontaneously combust, which led the universe to implode. "Oh, great, now you've made Jim cry," Gene complained.
Fin.
Once upon a time, Bob the Cucumber walked along, singing the cucumber song. "I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber, I'm a cucumber-"
Duo heard him singing the cucumber song and ran to sing it with him, accidentally jumping on him and flattening his tukus. "PLEAZ DON"T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!!!" Duo shouted. And Bob the Cucumber was sad.
"Duo, you must stop hurting the cucumber," Heero said. Duo didn't care. He hopped away from flat Bob and looked up at the giant fondue fork of malevolence.
"Foolish yet strangely attractive human!! Become my mind slave!!" said Marik, brandishing his strangely floppy Millenium rod.
"Ahh!" screamed Duo. "His sexual innuendo is too much for me!! Must...look...away..." He banged his head on the bulletproof marshmallow until it was soft and pink. Then he jumped on Marik and stared into his eyes. "You...you will get me vanilla wafers!"
"Mmm...vanilla wafers..." said Space Ghost.
Then the Jabberwocky hijacked a cake truck and pulled over on route 50. "Come, oh mighty twisted children of Lloth!!" he shrieked. "I'm going to Hawaii!!"
Duo, Heero, and Wufei wandered into the back of the truck. "Hey, there's chicken in here," Heero remarked.
"Foolish weakling!!" Wufei ranted. "This is a cake truck!! Don't you know what's in a cake truck?" Heero shrugged. "PINEAPPLE, you nit!! It's all PINEAPPLE!!" Wufei grabbed a pineapple and whispered something about not listening to weaklings in what we all hope was it's ear.
"Look!" said Zorak. "I'm a redneck!! Hey, y'all, watch this!!" Space Ghost blasted him with his power bands.
"Zorak, it's not fun to make fun of rednecks. They are a diverse and beer- drinking culture." He gave the camera what he hoped was a daring and handsome smile as the Slightly Annoyed Bathtub hit him with a wrecking ball.
"Milk!" demanded Hitler. And he was shot.
"Join us!!" said Duo. "We are the ultimate bearers of childhood pleasures, such as toys! And Candy!!"
"So?" asked Melfina.
"Dude, don't dis my candy," Duo said, shoving it in a safe place (his pants!).
Suddenly, Vegeta got pissed at the short supply of Maxi pads and blew up the world. "Oh, no!!" said Homer Simpson. "My doughnuts!!"
"Look!" said Wufei. "A conveniently placed machine that will take us back in time!" He and Heero got in and soon sped back to two days ago and three seconds.
"Heero! Me and the girls are shopping!" Heero looked around and saw Relena, Anzu, and all of those annoying Mary Sues walking to the pharmacy.
"You die!!!!" He screamed, stomping on them with the Wing Zero.
This simple act of good caused a chain of events that blasted Heero and Wufei into the future, where the Maxi pad supply had not depleted since none of the Mary Sues were there to buy them!
"We saved the world!!" Brack shouted gleefully.
Then Kenshin burped, causing Ryou to spontaneously combust, which led the universe to implode. "Oh, great, now you've made Jim cry," Gene complained.
Fin.
