Hello, one and all! I'm Grand Imaginator, and I'd like to welcome you to my very first Fanfiction! This one is a story for Ed, Edd n Eddy, but you probably already know that! In it contains some OCs, so I have warned you here. Some are mine, others belong to others. Here are some copyrights to people and shows etc.

Ed, Edd n Eddy and their characters belong to Danny Antonucci

Elise and Daniel belong to Grand Imaginator (Me) [Fanfiction]

Alex belongs to Misjudgment [DeviantArt]

Ezeke belongs to Darkened Sparrow [DeviantArt]

Another thing, the time setting of this chapter is July 27th. I want to spread the time and events as to what happens.

Enough about that. Let's begin!


It was a bright sunny morning in Peach Creek. In the middle of a place known of the cul-de-sac, with the were birds chirping, a soft rustling sound from the leaves moving in the breeze…

"HAPPY PLACE FOR ED, DOUBLE DEE!"

…And Ed screaming in joy with the kids having a great time, as it has been for a while now. You see, the kids have been enjoying themselves for over a year now. Especially with the two new kids Alex and Kevin's cousin, Ezeke.

As we speak, the kids are in the Junkyard, playing 'Paintball Buckfire' How it works is there are about 2-4 teams with as equal a number of players per team as possible. One team is the 'Hunters' and the rest are called 'Spray Prey'. There were 3 teams. Team 1 consisted of Ed, Eddward (Double D), Jimmy and Alex. Team 2 consisted of Rolf, Nazz, Ezeke, Plank and Jonny. And finally, team 3, the hunters, consisted of, funny enough, Eddy, Sarah and Kevin.

"That's nice Ed," Double D replied quietly. "However, you may require to be a little quieter, as the consequences may be getting hit and captured."

"Your wish is my command Captain Dee!" Ed replied with a thumbs up with his dopey trademark smile, a little louder than he should have.

"ED!" The others scolded quietly.

"Yes Mommy?" He replied still at the same volume.

The others just sighed in defeat.


With the hunters, despite them being friends now for a year, they were getting along surprisingly well.

"Okay guys," Eddy began. "We may have had bigger feuds with each other than anybody else in this cul-de-sac, but if there's one thing I know, Anger like ours combined can obliterate."

"Yes!" Sarah said with a smirk on her face.

"Too right Dorko!" Kevin said not even a second after Sarah.

Kevin and Eddy still called each other "Dork" and "Shovel Chin", but only as friendly nicknames. Also for memories of the past and how they've changed.

"Excellent!" Eddy replied.

They peered up from their temporary hiding spot and looked around. They saw team 1 on their right due to Edd's hat and Eds Unibrow (Monobrow). They saw a little further ahead to their left team 2 due to Ezeke's long hair slightly hanging out. They got back under cover and discussed their plan of attack.

"Here's what I suggest;" Eddy began. "Sarah, Shovel Chin, you head to team 2 and attack them while I move into a sneak attack toward team 1. Since you know more of the team 2 members better than I do, it's best. Same thing for me after team 1."

"Done!" The other two agreed with smirks. They nodded and moved out to attack and claim their victory before time ran out.

Ezeke saw them notice his hair and quickly pulled it back, with a slightly pink face, afraid if they saw him.

"Do you think they saw my hair guys?" Ezeke whispered with a hint of fear in his voice.

"I don't know dude, I'm not risking getting hit to check." Nazz whispered back.

"Rolf is reminded well of the story of Great Nano and the…"

"Not now Rolf!" Everyone else scolded quietly. To them, now wasn't the time for another of Rolf's family tales. Even Ezeke didn't have the time.

Footsteps were heard.

"Crud…" Nazz muttered quietly under her breath.

"Plank'll take a look." Jonny volunteered.

Plank stuck his head out to check if the others were there. In front…Nothing. To the right…Nothing. To the left…

"There!" Kevin shouted. Jonny quickly retracted Plank back in shock and alert.

"Not good…" Jonny said.

"Like, no kidding!" Nazz replied, quite annoyed.

"Rolf believes we must move toward another location and no longer squat in the state we are in like Nana's constipation!" Rolf proclaimed. This earned him weird looks all round.

"Still, Rolf's right. We gotta move!" Ezeke quickly finished. They all started to run out to a maze of garbage up ahead. Then it happened.

Nazz and Rolf tripped.

"ROLF!" "NAZZ!" Ezeke and Jonny cried, looking back.

"Do not stand there like chickens staring at a sheepdog in fear!" Rolf said.

"Keep going!" Nazz finished.

They were then hit. Fortunately, everyone was wearing a white shirt and grey shorts for the game. Even Ed.

Ezeke took this as a signal and ran, grabbing Jonny's arm and ran. Unfortunately, the velocity of the sudden tug and run caused Plank to fall loose out of Jonny's grip.

"BUDDY!" Jonny cried in despair.

Plank was then hit.

"Let's go!" Ezeke said, still running. Jonny had to absorb in how much it hurt to see his friends go just like that and keep moving, even if it meant leaving his best friend he had had for years. He then followed Ezeke, just in time to! Sarah and Kevin just stood there looking at the others running with evil grins on their faces.

"3 down…" Sarah started.

"2 to go…" Kevin finished.


Eddy had just found the others and was chasing them down a straight line. Double D was losing stamina and had to cling onto Ed just to have a chance.

"What do we do?!" Jimmy cried desperately. He to was starting to lose pace and stamina. It was only a matter of time before they were hit.

Then all of a sudden, Alex had an idea. She quickly grabbed Jimmy and jumped onto Ed.

"Hold on!" She ordered. Jimmy and Double D did so. Alex then grabbed Ed's collar and used it like a whip to get him to run. She was using Eddy's wits against him.

"Yah!" She cried, whipping Ed's collar. Ed immediately sprung into action and acted like a horse.

"I'm a bucking buckarooney guys!" Ed bellowed. He then charged ahead at double the speed he was before. Eddy saw this and picked up his pace. Since speed was his main call, he easily matched Ed's speed and kept running, firing while doing so. He was about 10 meters behind them. Ed dodged as many as he could and was doing so quite well. One shot wasn't as lucky for them as Jimmy was hit.

"AH!" Jimmy cried with some pain in his voice. "I'm hit! I'm hit!" And he let go of Ed, out of energy and went tumbling into some trash pile nearby.

"JIMMY!" Double D and Alex cried. This wasn't good for them. They had to move now and make sure they were still safe when time was up.

"We can't stop now!" Double D exclaimed. "We can only hope the others are not suffering the fate that we are."


They were. Ezeke almost got hit twice and Jonny only just ducked under one. They were currently running toward another pile of trash. A large one at that.

"*pant* How much *pant* longer?..." Jonny was sweating literally all over and was desperate to get some air. Ezeke was not as much but definitely sweating. He was the more athletic of the duo.

"Not much," Ezeke replied. "Just hide in, hide around or climb up this pile of trash and we should be fine."

"That's a *pant* relief!..." Jonny answered back, desperate for rest.

They then saw Sarah and Kevin coming and quickly had to decide. In, around, or up?

"What do you think?" Jonny asked Ezeke. He had always asked Plank for help or to tell him what to do. He rarely could do by himself.

"My recommenda…"

SPLAT!

"AAHHHHHH!" Ezeke was struck right in the back and had been eliminated. He was about to pass out, so he told Jonny;

"Jonny…up…" He then passed out like a soldier dying in a war. Jonny quickly took it like an order and started to climb, using the little energy he had left after running that long distance.

"Get him!" Sarah bellowed/ordered while firing. Kevin thought she was being literal and started to climb up after Jonny, glaring at Sarah beforehand of course. Sarah wasn't to pleased and went red in the face in anger. She then had an idea to put this at her advantage. She quickly went around to the other side and waited for Jonny to come by and blast him.

Jonny had almost reached the top. If he wasn't sweating beforehand, he was definitely now. He was almost at the top when suddenly…

SPLAT!

A shot had hit the pile only a few inches of his giant bald head. All of a sudden, three more appeared on the pile next to his chest. Then a whole bunch were being fired toward him. He started climbing at such a quick pace, it was like he was never there. He heard a voice below which made him climb even faster.

"HOLD STILL YOU BALD HEADED BADGER!"

Meanwhile, on the other side, Sarah was getting quite impatient with the constant waiting. She was getting more irritated by the second. Then she finally snapped. She couldn't wait any longer and dived into the pile to 'swim' up to the top. She was going to obliterate Jonny, and, if she hadn't calmed down enough, Kevin as well.

Jonny was a few metres from the top; safety straight ahead. He then reached another one piece of trash after slowing down. As he grabbed it, he slipped down about a foot, catching him by surprise and then pulled it out. It appeared to be a muffler that could be used in a car. He just stood there staring at it, despite Kevin being right on his tail.

Kevin below him just smirked at his lucky opportunity, pulled out his paintball gun and started firing. He was missing every shot, despite the luck that had continuously happened to him his whole life. Of all moments possible, why now? He then shot again and ended up snapping Jonny out of his thoughts after shooting the muffler out of his hand. Jonny quickly kept climbing the last few yards and finally reached the top of the pile.

"WOOHOO!" Jonny cheered. He had just climbed up a 5 story-equivalent pile of rubbish all by himself.

Even without Plank…

All of a sudden, he felt the pile shaking, like an aftershock. He then saw something shoot up into the air. As it came down again, it appeared to be clarified as a someone. They then landed on the pile, right next to them with their head hung down with their paintball gun right to the side of his head. They then looked up and they looked like they were going to explode in anger. They then spoke…

"…You have no idea how much you've angered me…" Sarah had a dark tone in her voice, and it scared Jonny pure white until all that was left was the remains of a sketch.

"..Now, Shovel Chin and I will slaughter you to bits like your stupid wooden friend…"

Jonny took slight offence to this, but now was not the time to point it out. He felt a tap on his shoulder and he turned his eyeballs in fear.

"Like steam-head said; you're DEAD!" Speak of the devil: Kevin had shown up at the top and pointed his gun directly opposite Sarah's aim. There was nowhere for Jonny to run now. He was going to get blasted, then and there. The other two had their triggers pulled and about to fully pull to blast the 'Head of a thousand gallons', when they heard something that was like an angel to Jonny, yet it sounded quite idiotic.

"TORPEDO AWAY, SONNY JILL!"


Ed, Double D and Alex were charging through the small piles of trash and were closing in, with Eddy behind them. He was just as mad at his runners as Kevin and Sarah were with theirs.

"How do you keep dodging?!" Eddy shouted in anger. He looked like he was a bomb being heated in lava and about to explode. And that alone is an understatement. Therefore, angrier than the other two.

There was one minute left on the clock, so the hunters had to act fast.

"You're a dead Ed, YOU HEAR ME?!" Kevin then retracted his gun from Jonny and aimed at Ed, hoping to make it easier. The problem was Ed was still running really quickly and made aiming even more of a challenge. Kevin was not pleased. He then saw how Ed was running under control and was going the way the spray prey needed.

Alex was controlling Ed like a horseback rider.

Kevin took aim at Alex, despite how hard it was to aim with the speed they were going at. He then figured out the pattern and managed to get an accurate aim and held the trigger. Waiting… Waiting… He fired.

SPLAT!

"Augh!" He hit Alex with perfect precision and eliminated her, yet there was a slight problem…

She was still hanging on to Ed.

"Eddward…" She said weakly. She had taken quite a blow. "Don't stop Ed…" She started losing grip and almost fell. It took every last bit of strength, muscle and determination for Edd to hold on to both Alex and Ed's shirt collar at the same time. "Keep…charging...into…the pile…" And like that, she loosened her arm out of Edd's grip easily and fell onto the ground, rolling from the momentum.

"ALEXANDRA!" Double D had been devastated by the events around him. But he couldn't just be a coward then and there. He quickly got onto Ed's shoulders and quickly got Ed to move ahead.

"Edward, whatever you do, don't stop until you've fully charged through that trash pile ahead of us." Edd said it simply so Ed could understand. Ed managed to process it through what people could call a brain and charged even faster, if possible.

"I AM EL TORO! OINK!" Ed bellowed so loudly, the ground shook. The tables had turned; the spray prey were now the ones aiming. Sarah noticed this and took aim at them, but not without eliminating their hostage.

SPLAT!

The problem was, Jonny wasn't there. Sarah noticed this after it took too long for it to hit something, let alone the splat sound was to quiet and too far a distance. Sarah was so mad at this point, the top half of her forehead had blown off her skull with melting steam, and screamed so loud, she shook the entire continent and woke up all eliminated people still knocked out. She then saw Jonny sliding down the pile with a smile on his face.

"YE-HAW!" Jonny cried in excitement. Sarah had finally lost it to the maximum. She pulled the paint balls out of the gun, ran downhill after Jonny and started throwing them herself. She was going to kill Jonny and ANYBODY in her way. Jonny then did something that surprised everybody that was paying attention the the bald kid. He jumped extremely high into the air and readied to land. Sarah saw through this and saw that he was aiming to land toward the two Eds running. She aimed at Jonny, shoved the paint into her gun, jumped up after Jonny and fired as much as possible. She was directly above Jonny now, they were both close to the Eds and she had a perfect shot. She aimed at the giant nut for a head and aimed. She then fired. Nothing…

'Wait, what?!' Sarah thought. She fired again. Nothing… She then opened the gun to see the problem.

She was out of ammunition…

Thirty seconds left.

She was red all over her body in anger once again. Infuriated, she threw her gun to the ground and aimed in a straight line toward the others. They were going to suffer so badly…

Meanwhile, Jonny had almost landed on Ed, so he attempted to get their attention.

"Tally-ho!" He called. Edd noticed him and tried to assist.

"Hello Jonny! Try to dive a little closer in front of Ed. We'll try to catch you." Edd called back. Jonny did as told and aimed a few metres Ahead and got ready to land. Ed surprisingly understood the situation at hand and leaped up in the air. He then opened his jaw and grabbed Jonny.

"Hi Jonny!" Ed greeted. Jonny simply smiled back.

"Hiya Ed!" Edd didn't want to interfere the conversation between his friends and tried explaining to Jonny what was happening.

"Jonny, we're going to run into the pile of rubbish up ahead. Would you please remove yourself from Ed's jaws and move to his back?" Edd asked/explained calmly and politely.

"Okey dokey, Double Dee!" Jonny replied. He then climbed out of Ed's teeth and onto his back. This was a moment when Jonny's climbing into trees (and of course getting stuck) was paying off. Once he was on the back, they proceeded. Then all of a sudden…

SPLAT!

They were raining down everywhere. Kevin had started shooting like crazy.

SPLAT!

Kevin wasn't the only one shooting. Eddy was blasting down everything ahead of him. One shot harshly changed the odds altogether and could cause the spray prey to lose. After Jonny dodged a shot, it kept going and something happened that changed every chance left.

SPLAT!

"Ack!" Kevin had hit Edd from the top of the huge pile and knocked him off, leaving the other two as sitting ducks and with looks of horror on their faces.

"DOUBLE DEE!" They cried. Then, in the blink of an eye, Sarah landed on Ed's back.

"Big brother…I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!" Ed immediately ran even quicker in fear of his little sister at such a point of anger. He was running at maximum speed by now.

"Baby sister angry no good for Ed!" Little did they know, they had almost reached the target. Kevin however, wasn't so pleased.

"I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR…" He never finished. Ed had hit the pile and was running through at top speed, causing a huge gap. Sarah flew off of Ed and landed in front of said gap. It only took 10 seconds for the lug to make it to the other end. Eddy stopped dead in his tracks, a few metres from the whole the unobrow had caused, right next to Sarah. The pile then started to shake and crumble, and the gap had now been closed shut.

Ten seconds left.

"Crud..." The three said at the same time, though not knowing. The pile began to fall to the ground. Kevin fell down screaming, landing right in front of the other two. All three of them looked up and saw the heap about to land on them. Sarah went wide-eyed in fear. Eddy and Kevin dropped their paintball guns and just stared. The pile then landed on them and they were buried underneath. They had no hope left now.

Game over!

Meanwhile, Ed and Jonny had seen everything. They had won. They cheered in celebration.

"We did it Ed! We won!" Jonny exclaimed in joy. It was all over.

"HAPPY PLACE FOR ED, JONNY!" Ed bellowed once again. They then saw the others coming in from the right, clapping and congratulating the duo.

"Great work guys!" Ezeke cheered. He wasn't really that dusty nor sweaty, much like most of the others, but he and the others had a few points.

"I'm so proud of you dudes!" Nazz ran up and hugged the two. Jonny was blushing and sweating, while Ed was having his trademark smile on his face.

"Oh yeah!" She continued. "That reminds me." She then pulled out Plank. "Here you go Jonny!" She said with a giggle. Jonny went wide-eyed and quickly grabbed his best friend and tightly embraced him.

"BUDDY!" He cried with tears in his eyes. "Don't scare me like that again pal!" He lightly scolded, yet with a smile still on his face. Meanwhile, the hunters came out of the heap of trash. They all looked quite dizzy. Everyone then ran over to them.

"SPEAK TO ME, EDDY MCGEE!" Ed had ran to Eddy and picked him up. He was worried for Eddy as he had been his friend for years. Edd had just joined everybody and saw Ed and Alex with Ed picking up a nauseous Eddy and the others doing the same with the other hunters.

"Good lord Eddy! Say something!"

"What's for breakfast grandma?..." It was obvious that Eddy was not in the best condition, so he, along with the other two of his friends, moved toward the cup-de-sac to give Eddy some rest. The others and their groups followed suite. That was some game they played, huh…


2 days later


Meanwhile about 3 kilometres away (1.86 miles if you're from a system that uses miles), a moving van is seen, along with a car behind it. In the front of the car are two adults, who appear to be parents. Behind them are two children.

The girl in the left seat (from front view) looked to approximately twelve years old. She had short ginger/orange hair that was a little over the place in some spots, but was somewhat smooth like. She was wearing a red v-neck t-shirt with a fist in the middle with words below it reading "Bruise Maker" on it, denim shorts that covered two thirds of her thighs and white sneakers with grey soles. She appeared to be about five feet tall.

The boy in the right seat (from front view) looked to be about a young teenager, most likely fourteen. He had messy brown hair, a white v-neck t-shirt with a black imprint of a rhinoceros, much like a decal, brown shorts with a slight line pattern that crossed, though not like checkered pattern, and red joggers with yellow soles. He was also wearing headphones that one would wear at a club, listening to music. It appeared that he liked Electronic Dance Music and tried to listen at the best quality possible. He was about five foot, eleven.

The girl turned to the boy who appeared to be her older brother.

"Hey Danny!" She asked with a smile on her face. No response. Her brother was just looking out the window at what was soon to be his new hometown while listening to his music.

"Bro?" She asked again with a puzzled look on her face. Her brother just turned his head to the front of the vehicle and just had the same semi-frown on his face. He appeared to either be ignoring her, or not hearing her.

"DANIEL!" She yelled at him, using his first name fully. She had an angry look on her face and appeared to have had enough. She then held her left hand in a fist, lifted it, and hit Daniel in the balls. This he noticed, as he squinted in pain, crouching over, despite him having not much room, and glaring at his younger sister. He carefully lowered his headphones and put them on the ground and turned to face his sister again, still angry.

"What the heck Elise?!" He said using his sister's first full name, with anger clearly evident in his voice. "What did I do?!"

"I had to get your attention somehow." She smirked "Your music's quite loud again." Daniel just groaned.

"Now then, Ellie," He began calmly. "What is it?"

"We're almost there!" She exclaimed happily, pointing at the cul-de-sac about a couple hundred metres away. There were the sounds of people moving around, hustling if you would, coming from that direction.

"This'll be good." Daniel said, sinking into his seat.

"Aw, come on Danny!" His sister encouraged. "It won't be that bad. It'll be great!"

Little did EVERYBODY know, new movers and current residents, that this would change all their lives.