Fire Attack
A Dynasty Warriors One-Shot by SpookyChild
Sun Ce laid out the map of the area in front of the Wu generals and cleared his throat. "So you see, Cao Cao's forces will be attacking from this direction and we need a plan to defeat them. As usual, I have asked my best strategist on his idea for victory. Lu Xun, have you got a strategy ready?"
"Fire attack." Lu Xun answered quietly, his voice holding a deadly seriousness.
Everyone blinked.
"Err…a fire attack?" Sun Ce asked, sounding a little surprised and unsure.
"Fire attack." Lu Xun repeated. Sun Ce exchanged an uneasy glance with Zhou Yu.
"Well, you see…we've done a fire attack against Cao Cao the last three times we've fought him." Zhou Yu began. "Don't you think he would be ready for something like that? Maybe we should go with a new plan…"
"No!" Lu Xun exclaimed loudly, waving his strategy paper madly in front of Zhou Yu's face. "Fire attack! FIRE ATTACK!"
"Alright, alright," Zhou Yu held up his hands in a gesture of defeat, sighing irritably. "Just stop saying 'fire attack'."
"Well, I guess we're going for a fire attack." Sun Ce said incredulously, shrugging his shoulders. "Again," he added. But he really had no choice, seeing as it was their only plan at the moment, and Lu Xun had never let him down before...
The troops set out for battle.
(Later, during the fight with Wei...)
"Ah!" cried Cao Cao as a dozen flaming arrows trapped him and his men in a clearing, effectively cutting them off from the rest of the army and rendering them defenseless. "It's a trap! Retreat!" Lu Xun smirked from his position next to Zhou Yu as they watched the Wei leader's forces begin to withdraw.
"See?" the young strategist exclaimed smugly, pointing to the scene in front of them. "Fire attack."
Zhou Yu's left eye twitched.
(A/N)
Eh…just a short, stupid thing I needed to write, for some reason… yeah. It kind of sucks, but oh well.
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